Grasshopper on the Green, Westerham

12/08/2026

We have a jam packed night in store for you tomorrow night! A full line up with lots of talented artists ! A free event for all! We look forward to seeing you !

Don’t forget next Thursday is our monthly Open Mic night! Lots of talented acts to see! If you would like to book a table please message us on here or call us on 01959 562926!

10/08/2026

OUR HEADLINERS!! We can’t wait for you all to enjoy the perfect line up we have for Grasstonbury 2026! Saturday 29th August ! 1pm-11pm ! Fun for all the family ! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW !

Kiss❤️The❤️Shapes – Seven-piece band serving up the perfect party mix of dance, soul, funk floor-fillers ❤️

Just 3 weeks until Grasstonbury at Grasshopper on the Green, Westerham! We’re excited to be playing alongside four other great acts at Westerham’s summer music festival on Saturday 29th August.

Full line-up:-

2–3pm: Ryan weeks music – local singer/songwriter showcasing Kentish soul 🎶
3.20–4.30pm: Country Club – toe-tappin’ country music duo 🤠
5–6pm: 20th Century Boys – sing-along classics stripped down to an acoustic vibe 🤘
6.20–7.40pm: DeciBel Band – laid-back lounge vibes + upbeat crowd-pleasers 🎤
8–10pm: – dance anthems, soul classics & funk floor-fillers 🙌

Pop into the pub to buy tickets from one of the lovely team at the bar (no online sales).
🎫 Adult: £15
🎫 Child: £7.50 (children aged 5 and under go free).

📍 Grasshopper on the Green
4, The Green, Westerham, TN16 1AS

⏰ Bank Holiday weekend: Saturday 29th August; 2pm – 10pm

🚗 Darent Car Park (TN16 1BS) is a short walk from the pub.

See you there…! 😎

09/08/2026

New to the menu: Mozzarella arancini with truffle mayonnaise! The perfect light bite during these sunny days ☀️ 🍴 🍻

07/08/2026

Don’t forget next Thursday is our monthly Open Mic night! Lots of talented acts to see! If you would like to book a table please message us on here or call us on 01959 562926!

03/08/2026

GRASSTONBURY ACT ANNOUNCEMENT! The one and only DeciBel Band ! A regular band for us at the Grasshopper ! We just can’t get enough of them!

Tickets are selling fast! This week may even be the last week we can sell anymore before the big day!

DeciBel are an acoustic trio bringing together smooth vocals, percussive guitar and soaring saxophone to create a unique sound that punches well above its weight. Blending classic favourites with modern hits, their set moves effortlessly from laid-back lounge vibes to upbeat crowd-pleasers that will have you singing along.

30/07/2026

This week we are showing live coverage of Glorious Goodwood! So grab your paper , take a seat, place your bets and let us do the rest! 🍻 🐎 ☀️

27/07/2026

GRASSTONBURY ACT ANNOUNCEMENT! Do I even need to introduce these boys?! 20th Century Boys are of course included in our line up! For those who haven’t seen them before make sure to grab your ticket ! You’ll be up and dancing the second they pick up the mic!

What to expect:

Classics from the 20th century stripped down to an acoustic vibe. An edgy p***y attitude laced with tender heartfelt emotion, stopping just short of immersive mental imbalance. If you’re expecting a quiet pint, you’d be better off staying at home, watching talentless celebrities eating bat droppings, whilst telling you how triggered they feel.
Bowie, Oasis, Blur, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Doors, R Rex, Billy Idol,The Jam, Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix, yes hendrix acoustically actually!
Plus plenty of less obvious nuggets of joy, chosen for no other reason, than sharing the joy.
We’re perfectly aware how ridiculous we look.

24/07/2026

GRASSTONBURY ACT ANNOUNCEMENT! Another week closer to the big event and we’re proud to introduce Ryan! One of the 5 incredible acts we have for you to enjoy on the 29th of August! Tickets are selling fast so make sure to pop in and grab yours!

Ryan is a singer songwriter initially from Tunbridge Wells, Kent, With inspiration from the the likes of Jimi Hendrix, John Mayer, Gavin James & Otis redding, Ryan is on a mission to prove that Kent has soul. From singing popular covers, to his own catchy original tunes, he is guaranteed to have you singing along and tapping your feet all night long!

Check him out on Ryan weeks music

20/07/2026

KIDS EAT FREE! During the summer holidays we are offering a free kids meal with every adult main meal purchased! The warm and sunny weather and our fabulous playground area is the perfect excuse to bring your kids to the pub! ☀️

20/07/2026

COMPETITION TIME!! NAME THAT BURGER! We are adding two new burgers to our menu and we would like you to name them! One is a southern fried chicken burger and the other is a Hot honey halloumi burger! As you know we have our famous Winston Whopper already available so be as creative with your names as possible! Those that create the best name will get a burger for FREE!!!!