The Kings Arms

06/09/2026

🥩 SUNDAY ROAST AT THE KINGS ARMS! 🥕🍽️

There’s nothing better than a proper home-cooked Sunday roast! 😍

Join us today at The Kings Arms, Offham for a delicious roast dinner, served with all the trimmings and plenty of gravy! 🤤

🕛 Serving 12pm – 4:45pm
🍽️ Home-cooked food
🍺 Great drinks
🐶 Dog friendly
❤️ Perfect for a relaxed Sunday with family and friends

Booking is recommended!

📞 01732 870114

Book online: https://the-kings-arms-1688494884.resos.com/booking?_gl=1*197cbpx*_gcl_au*MTMyMjIyMzE2Ni4xNzg3MTY1ODA5Ljk3NDkzNDIxMy4xNzg4Njc4NTk2LjE3ODg2Nzg1OTYuMzYxNTg2NDY3LjE3ODg2NDEzNTMuMTc4ODY3ODU5Ng..*FPAU*MTMyMjIyMzE2Ni4xNzg3MTY1ODA5

📍 The Kings Arms, Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NR

Come and let us do the cooking today! 😋🍽️

04/09/2026

😂 OFFHAM… YOU’VE GOT PLANS! 😂

Forget another Friday night sat on the sofa pretending you’re enjoying the telly… we’ve got something much funnier planned! 🍻🤣

🎤 LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB IS COMING TO OFFHAM!

Join us for a brilliant night of live stand-up featuring:

😂 Mad Ron
😂 Paul Tonkinson
😂 Ash Frith

📅 Friday 18th September
📍 Offham Village Hall, Church Road, Offham, ME19 5NY
🚪 Doors: 7pm
🤣 Comedy: 8pm
🎟️ £14.50 – ticket only

🍕 And because comedians are apparently funnier when you’re fed… Sommi Pizza Van will be there serving up delicious pizza! 🍕

🍺 Great b**r
🍕 Great pizza
🤣 Great comedy
👯 Great night out

Tickets are available from the Kings Arms Bar, Offham.

Tag the mate who needs dragging out for a night of laughs! 👇

Don’t be the person hearing about it on Saturday morning… “Apparently it was brilliant.” 😂

29/08/2026

🇹🇭🍜 AUTHENTIC THAI NIGHT — TONIGHT! 🍜🇹🇭

Fancy something a little different tonight? Come and enjoy the incredible flavours of Thailand! 🌶️🥢

Our Authentic Thai Night brings you freshly prepared Thai dishes, packed with fragrant spices, bold flavours and plenty of delicious favourites. 🇹🇭❤️

🕔 Serving 5pm – 9pm
🍽️ Eat in or collection available

📲 Book your table online:
https://the-kings-arms-1688494884.resos.com/booking

📞 Order your takeaway:
01732 870114

Bring your friends, bring the family and enjoy a delicious taste of Thailand tonight!

The choice is yours — eat in or take it home! 🇹🇭🍜

We look forward to welcoming you! ❤️

26/08/2026

🎤 OPEN MIC NIGHT IS ON TONIGHT! 🎸

It’s your time to shine! Join us tonight for a fantastic evening of live music, great talent and good vibes at The Kings Arms.

📅 Wednesday 26th August
⏰ 8:00–11:00pm
🎤 Hosted by the one and only Clint Travis

Whether you’re performing or just coming along to support, it’s going to be a brilliant night!

Bring your friends, grab a drink and come and enjoy some fantastic live entertainment. 🎶🍻

See you tonight!

The Kings Arms,
Teston Road
Offham
ME19 5NR

25/08/2026

🍔🔥 TONIGHT — 5PM–9PM! 🔥🍔

Bred Shed are serving up the good stuff tonight at The Kings Arms! 👑

Come hungry and grab one of our loaded burgers, crispy chicken burgers and all the tasty sides you need. 🍔🍗🍟

📍 The Kings Arms
Teston Road, Offham
ME19 5NR

⏰ Tonight | 5PM–9PM

Bring your mates, bring your appetite and come get stuck in! 🤤🔥

See you tonight! 🍔🍻

12/08/2026

12/08/2026

🍕🔥 PIZZA & PINT WEDNESDAY! 🍺

This Wednesday, PepperHomies are bringing the pizza oven to The Kings Arms, Offham! 🍕🔥

We’ll be serving up our freshly made, stone-baked pizzas, with a deliciously crisp crust, loads of flavour and toppings piled on just the way they should be. 🤤🍕

Pair your pizza with a proper pint from the bar and you’ve got your Wednesday night sorted! 🍺

📍 The Kings Arms
Teston Road, Offham
ME19 5NR

⏰ Serving 5pm – 9pm
📲 Pre-orders are open now!
☎️ 07808 594922

Come hungry… leave happy! 🍕❤️

11/08/2026

🍔🔥 BRED SHED IS BACK TONIGHT! 🔥🍔

Get ready, Offham… Bred Shed is rolling back into The Kings Arms TONIGHT! 🍻

From 5pm–9pm, we’re bringing the burgers you’ve been craving:

🍔 Juicy smashed burgers loaded with flavour
🍗 Crispy loaded chicken burgers
🍟 Proper loaded sides
🍺 Cold pints to wash it all down

Whether you’re coming for dinner, grabbing a pint, or treating yourself to the ultimate burger night — we’ve got you covered. 🤤🔥

📍 The Kings Arms, Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NR
🕔 TONIGHT | 5PM–9PM

👊 Tag your burger buddy, round up the crew and get yourselves down!

Tonight’s plans = SORTED. 🍔🍻🔥

10/08/2026

It’s karaoke time again! 🎤🍻

We’re back at The Kings Arms, Offham this Friday from 8.30pm.

Come down, have a few drinks and give us your best (or worst 😂) rendition of your favourite tune.

Singing not compulsory… singing along from the safety of the bar is absolutely allowed! 😂

Friday 14th August | 8.30pm

See you there! 🍺🎤