The Funky Monkey

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☘️ TONIGHT AT THE FUNKY! ☘️⚽ LASK 🆚 CELTIC⏰ 8PM KICK OFF📺 LIVE ON ALL SCREENSOne job left to do… 👊💚Can the Bhoys finish ...
25/08/2026

☘️ TONIGHT AT THE FUNKY! ☘️

⚽ LASK 🆚 CELTIC
⏰ 8PM KICK OFF
📺 LIVE ON ALL SCREENS

One job left to do… 👊💚

Can the Bhoys finish it tonight? 🙏🍀

☀️🎶 OUR LAST SUMMER SESSIONS OF THE YEAR! 🎶☀️What a summer it’s been at The Funky Monkey — and we’re finishing our Summe...
22/08/2026

☀️🎶 OUR LAST SUMMER SESSIONS OF THE YEAR! 🎶☀️

What a summer it’s been at The Funky Monkey — and we’re finishing our Summer Sessions in style! 🍻🐒

🎤 PMac LIVE — 4pm–7pm
🎶 Live tunes to get the day started!

🎙️ Karaoke with Danny — from 8pm til late
Then it’s YOUR turn to take the mic and keep the party going! 🕺💃

🍺 Cold drinks
☀️ Beer garden vibes
🎶 Live music & karaoke
🙌 Good times all day!

It’s our FINAL Summer Sessions of the year, so don’t miss out — get yourselves down to The Funky Monkey and help us see the summer off properly! 💚🍻

SEE YOU AT THE MONKEY! 🐒

🍀 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLAY-OFF NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🍀The road to Europe’s top table starts tonight…. 🏆⚽ CELTIC vs LAS...
19/08/2026

🍀 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLAY-OFF NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🍀

The road to Europe’s top table starts tonight…. 🏆

⚽ CELTIC vs LASK
⏰ 8PM KICK OFF
📺 LIVE ON ALL SCREENS

Can Celtic fly the flag for Scottish football and book their place amongst Europe’s elite? ☘️🔥

Get yourself into The Funky Monkey for the big one — big screens, big atmosphere and hopefully a big European night for the Hoops! 💚🤍

COME ON YOU BHOYS! 🍀

🥳💚 Happy Birthday to our very own Joe Bhoy! 💚🥳Hope your day is filled with plenty of cider, plenty of laughs and maybe a...
18/08/2026

🥳💚 Happy Birthday to our very own Joe Bhoy! 💚🥳

Hope your day is filled with plenty of cider, plenty of laughs and maybe a few you won’t remember tomorrow! 🍻😂

Have a belter, Joe! 🍀

Lots of love from everyone at The Funky Monkey 💚🐒

🍀⚽ SATURDAY AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! ⚽🍀It’s another big Saturday of football followed by karaoke! 🎤🐵🟠 Dundee Utd vs Celtic 🟢...
14/08/2026

🍀⚽ SATURDAY AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! ⚽🍀

It’s another big Saturday of football followed by karaoke! 🎤🐵

🟠 Dundee Utd vs Celtic 🟢
⏰ 5:45pm Kick Off

Then once the final whistle blows, DJ Danny takes over with KARAOKE! 🎤🎶

Football, tunes and karaoke — your Saturday sorted! 🍻🙌

🍀 C’MON THE HOOPS! 🍀

📍 The Funky Monkey, Uddingston

☘️🇮🇪 REBEL NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY 🇮🇪☘️🔥 TICKETS ARE GOING FAST! 🔥Get ready for a cracking night of live Irish rebel m...
14/08/2026

☘️🇮🇪 REBEL NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY 🇮🇪☘️

🔥 TICKETS ARE GOING FAST! 🔥

Get ready for a cracking night of live Irish rebel music with Tony Bhoy Ray and Damien Quinn! 🎶🍻

🎤 Tony Bhoy Ray — 7:30pm til 9:30pm
🎸 Damien Quinn — 10pm til Midnight

📅 Friday 6th November
🎟️ Tickets £15

This is shaping up to be a brilliant night and one not to be missed! 🙌🇮🇪

Tickets are already going fast, so get yours sorted before they’re gone! 💨

📍 The Funky Monkey
607 Old Edinburgh Road, Uddingston, G71 6HJ

☘️ GOOD MUSIC • GOOD CRAIC • GOOD TIMES ☘️

🎤🧠 THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🧠🎤Think you’ve got what it takes to take the Quiz crown? 👑🧠 QUIZ – 8PM💷 PLAY YOUR...
13/08/2026

🎤🧠 THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🧠🎤

Think you’ve got what it takes to take the Quiz crown? 👑

🧠 QUIZ – 8PM
💷 PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT – £100 CASH UP FOR GRABS TONIGHT! 🃏💰
🎤 KARAOKE STRAIGHT AFTER THE QUIZ!

Get the team together, test your knowledge and see if you can walk away £100 richer! 👀💷

Then once the questions are done, it’s time to grab the mic and get the tunes going! 🎶🐵🍻

📍 The Funky Monkey
⏰ Quiz starts 8pm

Who’s taking the £100 tonight? 🃏🔥

🧠🎤 THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🎤🧠Thursday means one thing… QUIZ & KARAOKE NIGHT! 🙌🐵🧠 Quiz kicks off at 8PM🏆 Get ...
13/08/2026

🧠🎤 THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🎤🧠

Thursday means one thing… QUIZ & KARAOKE NIGHT! 🙌🐵

🧠 Quiz kicks off at 8PM
🏆 Get the team together and see who’s taking the bragging rights this week!

Then once the questions are done, it’s time to grab the mic… 🎤🎶

🎵 KARAOKE FOLLOWS THE QUIZ!
🍻 Great tunes
🎤 Plenty of questionable singing 😂
🙌 And a cracking Thursday night atmosphere!

Get the gang together and join us at The Funky Monkey 🐵🍻

QUIZ 8PM • KARAOKE STRAIGHT AFTER

Who’s taking the quiz title tonight? 👀🏆

🎶 REBEL NIGHT – FRIDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 🇮🇪🎟️ Tickets are on sale now from the bar for just £15.With demand already high, we ...
11/08/2026

🎶 REBEL NIGHT – FRIDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 🇮🇪

🎟️ Tickets are on sale now from the bar for just £15.

With demand already high, we won’t be holding or reserving tickets. All tickets will be sold on a first come, first served basis.

Once they’re gone, they’re gone – so if you don’t want to miss an incredible night with Tony Bhoy Ray and Damien Quinn, make sure you get yours as soon as possible!

☘️ Friday 6th November
📍 The Funky Monkey, Uddingston

Uddingston IrishMusic

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607 Old Edinburgh Road
Uddingston
G716HJ

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 12am
Tuesday 12pm - 12am
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12pm
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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+441698911823

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