Black Goo

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02/05/2026

🚨 DAY 1 OF STAFF RIOT 🚨
…wrapped up and somehow we’re all still employed. barely.

Uniforms were declined like a bad friend request.
Instead? 80s & 90s chaos — neon, double denim, and at least 3 people dressed like they time-travelled here by accident.

Retro cakes didn’t stand a chance.
Neither did dignity.
HR definitely took notes… then quietly closed the laptop.

It started as “great vibes” and quickly escalated into
✨ a fashion intervention that nobody asked for ✨

If you missed today — honestly, your reputation is intact.
If you come tomorrow — that might change 😏

Day 2 loading…
More chaos. More laughs. Less accountability.

30/04/2026

You might want to come see us this weekend… 👀
things could get a little out of hand

We’re honestly blown away by how many of you asked to chip in for toys for the kids at Stoke Mandeville Hospital. 🧸So we...
08/12/2025

We’re honestly blown away by how many of you asked to chip in for toys for the kids at Stoke Mandeville Hospital. 🧸

So we’ve set up a GoFundMe and we’re planning ANOTHER toy drop before Christmas 🎄

If you’d like to get involved, you can donate here: https://gofund.me/f4d77ad2a

Every pound becomes play, comfort and distraction for a child stuck in hospital over Christmas. Thank you for helping us turn coffee into kindness. 🤍

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05/12/2025

POV: you’ve just been overcharged for oat milk 🥲☕️
(Grab a coffee, this is going to be a long post.)

First of all:
We’re sorry. 💔
To all our lovely customers – we hear you, we’ve argued with our own receipts, and we agree: being charged extra for alternative milks is not it.

So… from January, with our new 2026 menu, we will NOT be charging extra for any alternative milks. Oat, soy, almond, coconut – if it’s milk (but not milk), you’re good. No more “oat tax”. Consider us officially trying to get off the naughty list. 🎄😅

And because a simple “sorry” didn’t feel like enough, we wanted to do something that actually matters.

So this year we’re doing our biggest ever toy haul for the kids at Stoke Mandeville Hospital. 🧸🎁
It is always, always emotional for us going there – walking onto the ward, seeing the playroom, and watching the smiles on the faces of the play nurses when we drop the toys off. We have so many parents and families who come into our café with their little ones, and we all share the same unspoken fear of ever ending up there.

But life can be cruel. And sometimes, a child does have to stay a night (or more).
If that happens, we want to make sure that, even for a moment, they can just be kids – play, laugh, and forget where they are. 💫

That’s only possible because of you.
Every coffee, every pastry, every “yeah go on then I’ll have cake too” means we can give something back. So a huge thank you to our amazing customers for supporting us, so that we can support them. 🤍

If any of you small business owners – or the big boys like , , , , (not a coffee shop but absolute social media icons 👀) – would like to chip in, the team at Stoke Mandeville will really appreciate it. The more toys, the more smiles.

And the biggest shout-out to Hayley – play nurse legend – and her whole team, and of course all the doctors and nurses on the ward. We love what you do and we will be forever grateful for keep those kids healthy, happy and safe. 🧡

So Merry Christmas everyone and sorry about the oat milk 🖤

27/11/2025

Victorian Evening in Tring 🎄
Saturday 29th November

We’re getting ready for the Christmas market and bringing all the cosy treats:

🌭 Old school dirty dogs – a fiver
🍰 Cake stall – everything a fiver
🍷 Mulled wine
☕ Baileys hot chocolate

Come grab some grub, warm your hands on a hot drink and say hello – see you Saturday! ❤️

26/11/2025

Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t win an Oscar for this, but he would approve… 🎂😏

Here’s how to get cake faster than Leo changes girlfriends 🤭👇

1️⃣ Pop to our website (link in bio – your VIP entrance to Cake Island).
2️⃣ Tap the three little lines in the corner – that’s the secret cake menu, DiCaprio-level exclusive.
3️⃣ Hit “Online Cake Order” and choose your masterpiece.
4️⃣ Confirm your details and wait for your cake like you’re waiting for your Oscar moment.

Next thing you know, you’re at home eating cake like Leonardo Di-Crumb-rio, dropping crumbs everywhere and not sharing with a single soul.

🍰 Link in bio.
🚢 History rewrite:
Jack: “There’s no room!”
Door: “There was… until they ordered Black Goo Cake online.

PSA: You can now order cake without speaking to a single human being.(Well… until we call to confirm 👀) 📲 Fill out the o...
24/11/2025

PSA: You can now order cake without speaking to a single human being.
(Well… until we call to confirm 👀)

📲 Fill out the online enquiry form on our website
📞 Tiny phone call (we swear it’s short)
🎉 Cake magically appears in your life

Hit the link in bio, tell us your cake dreams, and let us do the rest.
Your screen time is high enough — at least make it about cake. 😌✨

16/11/2025

POV: You want Christmas vibes without Mariah screaming in your ear 🎶🙉

It’s beginning to look a lot like… elastic waistbands season 🎄✨

We’re rolling into Christmas at Black Goo with:
🍌 Banana bread French toast – caramelised bananas, toffee & Baileys cream (yes, it is acceptable for breakfast)
🍿 Toffee popcorn milkshakes – basically a cinema in a glass
🧀 Cheese gochujang buns – soft, spicy, cheesy chaos
☕ Triple Baileys hot chocolate or mocha – because single Baileys is for amateurs

Plus our festive afternoon teas are BACK and the counters are about to be loaded with fancy Christmas cakes and all things twinkly & over the top 🎂✨

🎅 Bookings are OPEN.

12/11/2025

We usually bring London to Black Goo… but today we brought Black Goo to London. 🖤🇬🇧 Meet our new takeaway bags.
Alright then—pick a side.

08/11/2025

Classy never goes out of style. Think ’70s soul: bold, warm, and made with love. Our from-scratch cakes come out glossy and dangerous—no mixes, no shortcuts, just flavor. We’ve got your slice waiting. When are you coming?

Address

98 High Street
Tring
HP234AF

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 4pm
Wednesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 4pm

Telephone

+441442825937

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