Black Goo

Black Goo Black Goo, bringing East London coffee culture to Tring. Expertly sourced coffee, freshly prepared f
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🚨 DO YOU KNOW LUCY SMITH? 🚨Tag her below. 👇Any Lucy Smith tagged in this post gets a FREE SLICE OF CAKE on us. 🍰For abso...
08/08/2026

🚨 DO YOU KNOW LUCY SMITH? 🚨

Tag her below. 👇

Any Lucy Smith tagged in this post gets a FREE SLICE OF CAKE on us. 🍰

For absolutely no reason other than we’ve already dragged her name into this mess. 😂

Sorry Lucy.x

01/08/2026

Behind every great Full Goo is a great local butcher. 🌭❤️

We’ve proudly worked with King’s Farm, Wendover for the last five years, and we genuinely couldn’t ask for a better local partner.

Supporting local businesses is at the heart of what we do, and these guys make it very easy — brilliant quality, lovely people and sausages that appear to have developed their own fan club.

While you’re there, grab some of their medium free-range eggs too. They’ve got a new flock of hens who have only just started laying, so they’re still in their “I’m doing my best” era. Same cracking eggs — the girls are just working their way up to the big leagues. 🐔🥚

And please buy them before John the butcher WhatsApps me with another special offer… otherwise every Black Goo counter is going to be buried under pavlovas and meringues. 😂

23/06/2026

🚨 ATTENTION PARENTS 🚨

The schools are closing.
The kids are feral.
The snack budget is under attack.

So we’re stepping in to help… sort of. 😏

🍦 FREE ICE CREAM FOR ALL KIDS UNTIL FRIDAY 🍦

Just bring along a paying adult, grab a seat, and let us be the heroes for at least 15 minutes.

Funny T&Cs:
• One scoop per child.
• Child must be an actual child (sorry, Dave, 42, who “feels 8 inside”).
• Ice cream may cause excessive happiness and requests for a second scoop.
• Offer ends Friday, before we run out of patience or ice cream.

See you soon, brave parents. 🫡

02/05/2026

🚨 DAY 1 OF STAFF RIOT 🚨
…wrapped up and somehow we’re all still employed. barely.

Uniforms were declined like a bad friend request.
Instead? 80s & 90s chaos — neon, double denim, and at least 3 people dressed like they time-travelled here by accident.

Retro cakes didn’t stand a chance.
Neither did dignity.
HR definitely took notes… then quietly closed the laptop.

It started as “great vibes” and quickly escalated into
✨ a fashion intervention that nobody asked for ✨

If you missed today — honestly, your reputation is intact.
If you come tomorrow — that might change 😏

Day 2 loading…
More chaos. More laughs. Less accountability.

30/04/2026

You might want to come see us this weekend… 👀
things could get a little out of hand

Address

98 High Street
Tring
HP234AF

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 4pm
Wednesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 4pm

Telephone

+441442825937

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