Clementine

30/04/2026

Hey everyone, Jess here, hope you’re all well! ❤️

Loads of you asked us to keep you all up to date on our life’s and keep this page active so we have!

Well update number 1

Daryl is now Taxi Driving for Price First Taxis, if you missed his Face and socks you can ask for him. Just expect to listen to Meatloaf 🎵

I am still coaching Gymnastics and loving it.
I’ve then also completed my Sports Massage Qualification. Which some of you knew I was doing and wanted information when I did. So I’ve shared the page here for you all. Be lush to see some Familiar faces..

As always, Big Love Daryl & Jess

Now Open!

If you have Aches and Pains that won’t go away. Or if you’ve over done it in a training session, Sports Massage might be perfect for you!

Massage helps with:

◾️Tight Muscles
◾️Aches and Pains
◾️General Upkeep/ Maintenance
◾️Increase Flexibility/ Range of movement
◾️Long Term Illness or Injury

Introduction prices are hard to say no to…

🌿30 Minutes - £20
🌿45 Minutes - £30
🌿60 Minutes - £35

📱 Call or Message me to book in..

13/02/2026

Tomorrow for the very last time the four of us will open the doors to greet you all.

Dion and Allan have been here since the beginning, so it’s only right they do the last one too.

Limited space left to get your last ever Clementine fix!

See you Tomorrow, for an emotional day 🧡

10/02/2026

We have gone all out with cakes for our final week!!

▪️Billionaire shortbread
▪️ Lemon Drizzle
▪️Apple & Cinnamon
▪️Cherry Bakewell

Be rude not to get all the Favourites in 🍰

05/02/2026

After our last post, we feel it’s time to address our leaving date.

❤️ Our last official day open is Saturday 14th February, the day of Love Ironically as we have loved this place!!

So this is your 6 days countdown, of us being open..

For our Saturday regulars that know Jess has missed a few, for this one shes cartwheeling back into action to say Goodbye to you all 😭

▪️We strongly recommend booking in for this date as it’s already booking up.

Until this time we are open as usual

▪️Friday 6th - 10:00 - 15:00
▪️Saturday 7th - 10:00 - 22:30
▪️Wednesday 11th - 10:00 - 15:00
▪️Thursday 12th - 10:00 - 15:00
▪️Friday 13th - 10:00 - 15:00
▪️ Saturday 14th - 10:00- 15:00

Can’t wait to see you all for the remainder of our time here 🧡

03/02/2026

It’s getting Dangerously close to closing day!

So to try and soften the blow, we are extending the £11 deal…

☕️ Coffee/ Tea or fruit juice Served along side:

▪️Bubble & Squeak
▪️Avocado & Eggs
▪️Full English
▪️Liver & Bacon
▪️Sausage & Mash
▪️Ham, Egg and Chips
▪️Scampi and Chips

You’ve all love it so much we couldn’t stop it!

27/01/2026

How do you like your Eggs in the Morning??

I like mine in the £11 Deal..

▪️Avocado & eggs on Toast
▪️Bubble & Squeak
▪️Full English

All with a coffee for £11.00

Available Wednesday, Thursday and Fridays from 10:00 🕙

21/01/2026

Bubble & Squeak..

The perfect meal for this Rotten weather, Served with 2 poached eggs!

▪️Available on the £11 Deal.
▪️Coffee and Bubble & Squeak all for £11

16/01/2026

We had planned to do New Year’s Eve and stop evenings..

Some of you didn’t like that plan 😂, so we are offering some January evenings!

▪️Daryl has Made a collection of the Favourites
▪️Limited Space for Saturday 17th

Menu as below 👇

📱 Call or message to book

14/01/2026

DONT FORGET, JANUARY OFFER! 📣

We have a deal for you all!!
For £11 Choose from:

▪️Bubble & Squeak
▪️Avocado & Poached eggs on Toast
▪️Full Breakfast
▪️Sausage & Mash
▪️Liver & Bacon
▪️Ham, Egg and chips
▪️Scampi

Which come with either Tea, Coffee, Orange or Apple juice for just £11

Deal available Throughout January 10:00-14:30
Wednesday, Thursday and Fridays

📱 Booking advised to Save Disappoint

07/01/2026

JANUARY OFFER! 📣

We have a deal for you all!!
For £11 Choose from:

▪️Bubble & Squeak
▪️Avocado & Poached eggs on Toast
▪️Full Breakfast
▪️Sausage & Mash
▪️Liver & Bacon
▪️Ham, Egg and chips
▪️Scampi

Which come with either Tea, Coffee, Orange or Apple juice for just £11

Deal available Throughout January 10:00-14:30
Wednesday, Thursday and Fridays

📱 Booking advised to Save Disappoint