Albion at Ryhope Restaurant & Bar

01/10/2026

🚨 THURSDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… 🚨

And quite frankly, after making it this far through the week, you deserve something better than standing in front of the fridge at 6pm whispering, “What can I make with half an onion and three questionable mushrooms?” 😂

LET US FEED YOU INSTEAD. 🍽️

🍻 HAPPY HOUR — 12pm–5pm TODAY
🍝 MAIN MENU — AVAILABLE ALL DAY
📦 TAKEAWAY COLLECTION — HAPPY HOUR PRICES ALL DAY!

So whether you’re popping in for a bite, grabbing a few drinks and a proper feed, or collecting your tea because cooking is absolutely NOT happening tonight… we’ve got you. ❤️

And we need to settle something…

👇 What’s the biggest lie you tell yourself on a Thursday?

“I’ll just have one drink.”
“I’ll be in bed early.”
“I’m definitely cooking tonight.”
“I’ll start eating healthy Monday.” 😂

CONFESS BELOW… WE’RE NOT JUDGING. 👀🤣

See you at The Albion! 🍻❤️

30/09/2026

🐪 HAPPY HUMP DAY, ALBION FAM! 🐪

Wednesday has rolled around again… which means we’re officially at that awkward bit of the week where Friday feels about 17 years away and the fridge at home is looking like a crime scene. 😂

So, rather than standing in your kitchen staring at a sad-looking packet of ham wondering what went wrong with your life… come and let us sort dinner. 🍽️🤣

🍻 HAPPY HOUR MENU — 12pm–5pm TODAY
🍝 MAIN MENU — AVAILABLE ALL DAY
📦 TAKEAWAY COLLECTION — HAPPY HOUR PRICES ALL DAY!

Basically, whether you’re sitting in, eating out or collecting your tea, we’ve got you covered. 👌

And be honest…

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever eaten for tea because you absolutely could NOT be bothered going to the shops? 😂👇

Come on… we know someone’s eaten a bowl of cereal for dinner and called it “self-care.” 🤣

📍 The Albion, Ryhope
❤️ Good food. Good drinks. Good excuses for not cooking.

30/09/2026

28/09/2026

Happy Monday everyone!!

Don’t forget we are closed Mondays, back open tomorrow 🤩

27/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT… WHO’S FANCYING A PROPER SUNDAY ROAST? 🍽️😂

Because if your Sunday plan currently involves standing in front of the fridge eating cheese and calling it lunch… we need to talk. 👀🤣

Come to The Albion and let us sort you out with the good stuff:

🥔 Roasties so crispy they’ve got attitude
🥧 Yorkshires bigger than your future plans
🍗 Proper juicy meat
🫗 Gravy you’ll want to bathe in… don’t. That’s weird. 😂

And if getting dressed feels like a “tomorrow problem”…

DON’T. 😂👏

🥡 TAKEAWAY 12–4PM — COLLECTION ONLY

Grab your roast, get back into your jarmies and park yourself on the sofa like the Sunday royalty you are. 👑🛋️

🍗 Chicken / Pork / Gammon — £12.95
🥩 Beef — £13.95
🐑 Lamb — £14.95

🍽️ EAT IN OR TAKE IT HOME

⚠️ WHEN IT’S GONE, IT’S GONE!

So don’t leave it until 4:01pm and start sending us desperate messages like…

“PLEASE. I’LL TAKE ANYTHING. EVEN JUST A YORKSHIRE.” 😂😭

📞 BOOK YOUR TABLE NOW
Or message the page and we’ll get you sorted.

Go on… give your Sunday the roast it deserves. 🍽️🍻❤️

27/09/2026

🎉 COMPETITION WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT! 🎉

We’ve spun the gravy wheel, consulted the Yorkshire pudding gods… and we have a WINNER! 😍🍽️

🌟Brogan Connify🌟 WELL DONE 👏🏼 YOU ARE OUR WINNER!!!

A HUGE congratulations to our lucky winner of 2 x Sunday dinners to eat in or take away

To claim your prize (and your bragging rights), just give The Albion a call on 0191 447 9380 from 12pm today.
Your Sunday just got seriously tasty… 😏🍗

Make sure you take some lovely pics of your win and post them to our page 😜 🏆

Thank you to everyone who entered – keep your eyes peeled, more giveaways are coming! 👀✨

26/09/2026

🚨 SATURDAY HAS ARRIVED… AND WE’VE GOT A SERIOUS DECISION TO MAKE. 🚨

Do you ever have one of those days where you open the fridge, stare into it like you’re investigating a crime scene, close it again… then realise you actually just want somebody else to feed you? 😂

No?

Just us then. 🤣

Well, lucky for you, The Albion has entered the chat. 🍻🍽️

👉 HAPPY HOUR 12–5PM 🍺🍕
👉 MAIN MENU AVAILABLE ALL DAY 🍝🥩🦐
👉 And if your Saturday plans involve absolutely NO cooking whatsoever… we fully support that decision. 😂

OR… 👀

If you’re the type who wakes up on Saturday thinking, “Do you know what? I could absolutely smash a Sunday dinner right now…”

We respect that level of commitment. 😂

Get your Sunday dinner booked in early and let us do the Yorkshire pudding-related heavy lifting tomorrow! 🤌🏼🍽️

📞 To book: 0191 447 9380

Now, unfortunately, there’s NO Funk & Soul event moving forward 💔🎶 as we have to be mindful of our lovely residential neighbours — and we don’t want Diego turning up at their doors with a megaphone asking if they’re ready to get down. 😂

But don’t worry… we’ll be back thinking of more events to bring our community together soon!

So come on then…

👇 WHAT’S YOUR SATURDAY MOOD?

🍺 “Happy Hour and don’t ask questions.”

🍽️ “Feed me immediately.”

😴 “I’ve got absolutely no plans and I’m delighted about it.”

🕺 “Where’s the music?!”

Or…

👀 “I’m already thinking about tomorrow’s Sunday dinner.”

Tell us what you’re up to — and more importantly… are we seeing your face in The Albion today? 😏❤️

25/09/2026

🚨 FRIDAY HAS ARRIVED… AND SO HAVE THE BAD DECISIONS. 😂🍻

Right… who’s coming to see us then?!

Because let’s be honest, there’s always one person who says:

“I’m not drinking tonight.”

And within 20 minutes they’re sat in The Albion with a drink in their hand saying…

“Well… it would be rude not to.” 😂😂

We’ve all got one in the family.

Actually… some of us ARE that person. 👀🤣

So whether you’re finishing work and need feeding, meeting the girls, having a family tea, bringing the other half, or just need somewhere to escape the house for a few hours…

WE’RE HERE! ❤️

🍺 Happy Hour 12–5pm when sitting in
🥡 Happy Hour prices all day on takeaway collection
🍝 Main menu available all day
🐶 Fur babies very much welcome
🚶 Walk-ins welcome

Now tell us…

Who’s the “I’m only having one” person in your group? Tag the liar. 😂👇

25/09/2026

🌟 COMPETITION TIME 🌟

We want to give back to our lovely customers 💕

Who wants 2x Sunday lunches free of charge either takeaway or book a table to enjoy it Sunday and make a day of it!

We also do Gluten free Yorkshire Puddings on request 👍🏽

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24/09/2026

THURSDAY… THE WEEKEND IS BASICALLY WARMING UP. 😂🍻

You can feel it, can’t you?

Everyone’s suddenly a bit more cheerful.

Work seems slightly less important.

And the words “shall we go out for tea?” are starting to sound VERY reasonable. 👀😂

Thursday is basically Friday’s messy little sibling.

Not quite the weekend… but absolutely willing to cause trouble. 🤣

So if you fancy good food, a few drinks and a laugh without having to wait another 24 hours…

You know where we are. ❤️

🍺 Happy Hour 12–5pm sitting in
🥡 Happy Hour prices ALL DAY for takeaway collection
🍝 Main menu available all day
🐶 Fur babies welcome
🚶 Walk-ins welcome

Be honest… has Thursday ever turned into Friday for you? 😂👇