Leegarden

02/09/2026

🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: THE WOKS HAVE WOKEN UP! 🔥🚨

After a whole day of rest, the Lee Garden team are officially BACK AT 4PM TODAY! 🥡🎉

Yesterday:
😴 Chefs horizontal
🔥 Woks stone cold
🍜 Noodles enjoying annual leave
☎️ Phone experiencing a rare moment of peace

TODAY AT 4PM:
🔥 WOKS SCREAMING
🍛 CURRY BUBBLING
🍜 NOODLES FLYING
🥡 BOXES GETTING STUFFED
☎️ PHONE IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING ITS CAREER CHOICE 🤣🤣

The chefs have been rested, watered and returned to their natural habitat…

STANDING IN FRONT OF A MASSIVE FLAME QUESTIONING THEIR LIFE CHOICES. 😂🔥

So cancel the cooking plans, locate the stretchy trousers and prepare yourselves…

⏰ LEE GARDEN BACK OPEN AT 4PM! ⏰

Yesterday we rested.

TODAY WE WOK. 🥡🔥🤣

31/08/2026

🚨🥡 PEOPLE OF FACEBOOK… WE’VE MADE A TERRIBLE DECISION. 🥡🚨

We’re working on the NEW LEE GARDEN MENU and apparently we’ve decided to give YOU LOT CONTROL. 😳🤣

So come on then…

🔥 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE ADDED?! 🔥

A brand-new mega box? 🥡
A completely ridiculous loaded munchie box? 🤯
A new salt & chilli creation? 🌶️
Something involving enough curry sauce to require planning permission? 🍛😂
A dish you LOVE but can never find anywhere?

WE WANT THE LOT! 👀

👇 COMMENT YOUR IDEAS BELOW!

And don’t be sensible. Sensible never invented anything delicious. 🤣🔥

If we spot an idea that makes the kitchen go “WAIT… THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE AMAZING!” it could end up on the NEW MENU. 👀🥡

🚨 YOUR IDEAS. OUR WOKS. ABSOLUTELY NO ADULT SUPERVISION. 🚨😂🔥

RIGHT FACEBOOK… WHAT ARE WE MAKING?! 👇👇👇

30/08/2026

🚨🔥 BANK HOLIDAY FINAL COUNTDOWN AT LEE GARDEN! 🔥🚨

⏰ ONLY 1½ HOURS LEFT! ⏰

The Bank Holiday is disappearing faster than a bag of prawn crackers in a hungry house. 😂🥡

💥 £4 OFF ORDERS OVER £25! 💥

But the clock is TICKING… 👀⏰

🔥 Woks still blazing
🍜 Noodles still flying
🍛 Curry still bubbling
🥡 Boxes still getting absolutely STUFFED
💷 And that £4 discount is preparing to leave the building! 😂

If you’ve been sitting there thinking…

“Should we get a Chinese?”

YES, LINDA. THIS IS YOUR SIGN. 🤣🔥

🚨 1½ HOURS TO GO!
💥 SPEND £25 • SAVE £4
🥡 BANK HOLIDAY AT LEE GARDEN

GET THAT ORDER IN BEFORE THE CLOCK SAYS NO! 😂⏰🥡🔥

30/08/2026

🚨🎁 FREEBIE ALERT AT LEE GARDEN! 🎁🚨

Someone has apparently left us in charge of the freebies again…

TERRIBLE DECISION. 😂🔥

🚗💨 THE NEXT 5 DELIVERY ORDERS GET A FREE SURPRISE! 🎁🥡

What is it? 👀
ABSOLUTELY NOT TELLING YOU. 🤐🤣

Could be something tasty.
Could be something fun.
Could be the beginning of your new favourite tradition. 😂🎁

But there’s only 5 UP FOR GRABS!

☎️ Phones ready
🔥 Woks blazing
🚗 Drivers preparing for launch
🎁 Mystery goodies waiting patiently…

If you’re sitting thinking “I’ll order later…”

Later called. THE FREEBIES WERE GONE. 😂💨

🚨 NEXT 5 DELIVERY ORDERS ONLY! 🚨

🥡🔥 LEE GARDEN: GET FED & GET A SURPRISE! 🎁🤣

30/08/2026

🚨🥡 SUNDAY AT LEE GARDEN! 🥡🚨

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest… so PUT THAT FRYING PAN DOWN IMMEDIATELY. 😂🔥

💥 £4 OFF ALL ORDERS OVER £25 TODAY! 💥

That’s £4 you can save for something sensible…

Or completely ignore that idea and spend it on more food. 🤣🍜

🔥 Woks blazing
🍛 Curry bubbling
🍜 Noodles multiplying
🍗 Chicken balls preparing for duty
🥡 Family Boxes ready to destroy Sunday hunger

Forget the Sunday roast. THE WOK HAS SPOKEN. 😂🔥

💷 SPEND £25 • GET £4 OFF
🥡 LEE GARDEN SUNDAY

EAT. SOFA. FOOD COMA. REPEAT. 🤣🥡🔥

29/08/2026

29/08/2026

🚨🎁 SURPRISE SATURDAY HAS LANDED AT LEE GARDEN! 🎁🚨

Apparently just feeding you wasn’t enough… NOW WE’RE GIVING STUFF AWAY TOO. 🤣🥡

🚗💨 THE NEXT 5 DELIVERY ORDERS GET A FREE SURPRISE! 🎁🎉

What is it? 👀
NOT TELLING. 🤐😂
That’s sort of the whole surprise situation.

🔥 Woks blazing
☎️ Phones ringing
🚗 Drivers preparing for launch
🎁 Five mystery freebies sitting there waiting for new homes

But there are ONLY 5…

So if you’re currently thinking, “I’ll order in a wee minute…”

🚨 NO. THE FREEBIE HUNTERS ARE COMING. 🏃💨🤣

🥡 LEE GARDEN SURPRISE SATURDAY 🥡

ORDER. GET FED. POSSIBLY GET PRESENTS. 😂🎁🔥

29/08/2026

🚨🔥 SEND IT SATURDAYS AT LEE GARDEN! 🔥🚨

Saturday has officially LOST THE PLOT. 😂🥡

💥 £4 OFF ALL ORDERS OVER £25! 💥
☎️ PHONE ORDERS
🏪 IN-SHOP ORDERS ONLY

🔥 Woks going absolutely bananas
🍜 Noodles flying
🍛 Curry bubbling like it knows something
🍟 Chips disappearing by the mountain
🥡 Family Boxes causing structural problems 😂

Spend £25, get £4 OFF and tell yourself you’ve basically made money tonight. 🤣💷

And we’re not shutting the madness down early…

⏰ OPEN TILL 11PM TONIGHT!

❌ Cooking
❌ Dishes
❌ Sensible portions
✅ Chinese
✅ £4 OFF £25
✅ Elasticated trousers
✅ Sofa immediately afterwards 😂

🚨🥡 LEE GARDEN: SEND IT SATURDAY! 🥡🚨

GET IT ORDERED. GET IT DEMOLISHED. THEN LIE VERY STILL. 🤣🔥

29/08/2026

🚨🥡 SATURDAY HAS ENTERED THE BANK HOLIDAY CHAT! 🥡🚨

It’s Saturday. It’s Bank Holiday weekend. Cooking dinner would frankly be VERY UN-BANK-HOLIDAY-LIKE. 😂🔥

So Lee Garden has your back…

💥 £4 OFF ALL ORDERS OVER £25! 💥
☎️ PHONE ORDERS
🏪 IN-SHOP ORDERS ONLY
❌ NOT ONLINE

Tonight’s agenda:

🔥 Woks going absolutely feral
🍜 Noodles flying
🍛 Curry bubbling
🥡 Family Boxes built for serious business
👖 Waistbands requesting emergency assistance 🤣

Spend £25, save £4 and tell everyone you’ve made an excellent financial decision. 📈😂

No cooking. No dishes. No regrets.

🚨 BANK HOLIDAY SATURDAY = CHINESE NIGHT! 🚨

🔥🥡 LEE GARDEN 🥡🔥
GET FED. GET £4 OFF. GET ON THAT SOFA AND DON’T MOVE. 🤣