Tap and Bottles

30/09/2026

As is customary on the first Thursday of the month.

It’s something to do with the lunar cycle and how it affects Rich’s testosterone levels. Not because they are highest on this night. The opposite in fact. Rich is so naturally pumped full of hormone that unless it was this specific night each month he’d actually be too sexy to play the guitar. It would be dangerous for him and the audience!

Roy Noon hopefully this is you!

29/09/2026

Everyone knows Tuesday is the day I try to entice Southport and District CAMRA members in and simultaneously insult them!

That is basically my “love language” if I was capable of that emotion outside my immediate family and basically all dogs!

Anyhow I quite like CAMRA today for our 12th successive inclusion in the Good B**r Guide!

If we are about anything it’s good b**r so thanks!

These are on btw Bristol B**r Factory Thornbridge Brewery Fell Brewery

26/09/2026

B**rs we are pouring this fine September Saturday!

22/09/2026

It’s CAMRA discount day today in Cask Ale Week.

It’s a great line-up even if I do say so myself!

In real ale terms it’s a perfect storm brace yourself it’s could be a bumpy ride or not I’ll not get too excited!

Southport and District CAMRA Neptune Brewery The Heritage Brewing CompanyReedley Hallows Brewery

20/09/2026

Perfect day for a wander to the pub and a cheeky pint of cask ale!

It’s not too late!

Added bonus it’s cask ale week!

Fell Brewery The Heritage Brewing Company

19/09/2026

🇩🇪 Oktoberfest starts today!*

We love a malty strong b**r here. L***r or ale we’re not fussy!

Whilst I may lack the legendary efficiency of the Germans. We’ll endeavour to have a fest style b**r on throughout! The ones on Tap will be from UK based breweries but there will be German ones in the cooler! There’s even an alcohol-free Tergenseer (although it’s not a fest-b**r)

First up NNeptune Brewery

Sorry Dave we had to cover up the artwork for the authentic feel of Bavaria!

* yesterday when I meant to post this

12/09/2026

Boring post!

We sell b**r!

These are the b**rs we are selling from taps and from hand-pulls today!

We also have various cans and bottles!

Bowness Bay Brewing Ltd Ossett Brewery Riverhead Brewery Vault City BrewingTorrside Brewing Yonder Brewing & BlendingThornbridge BreweryFell Brewery Buxton Brewery Company Broadoak CiderHoly Goat BrewingRedWillow Macclesfield Mount

04/09/2026

Spend this evening preparing yourself mentally & physically for tomorrow afternoon’s chilled out vibe!

100% I won’t be smiling this much!

04/09/2026

This disturbs me but needs must!

IMPORTANT NEWS JUST IN❗️

We have managed to sneak into Mark’s lair and without waking him have stolen a pair of his underpants.

That is not the important part though, you may need to sit down for this……….

We’re going to raffle them off at Bullstock this Sunday 6 September.

Only a quid a ticket for the chance to own a part of history.

If you see Mark DO NOT MENTION THIS!
He only owns two pairs and one of you lucky bastards will be the new owner of one pair this Sunday.

Get a ticket for Bullstock via the link below 👇👇 and then come and find us to get your raffle tickets for this once in a lifetime opportunity.
Who needs a massive house in the Cotswolds? F**k that, I WANT TO OWN MARK’S UNDERPANTS!!

Gamble responsibly of course, we do only have one pair and I suspect that Mark is going to be beefing up security at the lair once he realises that he’s been robbed.

Oh …. Also, some slightly less coveted raffle prizes will be posted later on tonight .

See you there 🤘🤘🤘