Flossy - Chubbeez Catering Van

03/10/2026

💗 WHAT A FEW DAYS WE’VE HAD! 💗

A HUGE thank you to every single one of you who came to see Flossy over the last few days… and yesterday you ATE US OUT OF HOUSE & HOME! 😂🙈

Yep… WE HAD A SELL-OUT! 🎉🍔🍟
You lot certainly know how to keep Flossy busy! 💗

🏆 COMPETITION WINNER 🏆

We had a lovely customer pick our winner yesterday, but when I got home… NO WiFi! 🤦‍♀️😂

So, better late than never…

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS Webb🎉

You’re our lucky winner! 🥳
Please get in touch with Flossy to arrange your winnings. 💗

And yesterday… what an atmosphere! 🥰

Seeing so many of you sitting outside, enjoying your Chubbeez, sharing tables, chatting, laughing and even meeting new people was just SO lovely to see. 💗

That’s exactly what we love about Flossy — good food, good people and a whole lot of happy faces! 🥰

But now for the bit you might not want to hear… 👀

😴 FLOSSY IS HAVING A LITTLE HOLIDAY! 😴

After a VERY long, VERY busy and packed summer season, she’s definitely earned some well-deserved time off! 💗

So Flossy WON’T be at Mole Valley next week, but don’t worry… we won’t be gone for long!

🎃👻 WE’LL BE BACK ON 14TH OCTOBER! 👻🎃

And we’ll be jumping straight into spooky season with some Halloween treats and plenty of Chubbeez goodness! 🎃🍔🍰

We’re going to miss you lot… 💗
But it won’t be long before that big pink van is back where she belongs!

See you on the 14th! 💗🎃
Love, Flossy ###

01/10/2026

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30/09/2026

Sorry Flossy is a little late advertising today 🙈💗
But here we are now with all the details!

First & most importantly…

Tomorrow (Thursday) & Friday we will have our much-requested:

🐷 Pulled Pork, Stuffing & Apple Sauce Baps
🤤 Finished with a delicious drizzle of gravy!

And yes… you can also have it loaded onto chips 🤤🍟

So many of you have been asking for it, we’ve listened and delivered! 💗

Pre-ordering is definitely advised as these bad boys don’t tend to hang around for long! 👀

We’re here as usual at Mole Valley Farmers - St Columb, serving up plenty of yummy Chubbeez goodness. And after all that rain, it’s actually turned into a rather lovely day so far! ☀️

We’ve got plenty on the menu for you to choose from, whether you fancy:

🍳 A full breakfast
🥓 A breakfast bap
🍔 Lunch
🍟 Loaded chips
☕ A fresh coffee
🍰 Something sweet
🥤 Or one of our lovely milkshakes

We’ve got you sorted! ✔️

Want to beat the queue? You can pre-order by calling 07496 365165 and we’ll have it ready and waiting for your chosen collection time. 📞💗

So come on then… get yourselves down to see Flossy and get your Chubbeez fix! 😋

See you at the pink baby! 💗🚐

27/09/2026

🎉🍔 IT’S COMPETITION TIME ON FLOSSY! 🍔🎉

Fancy winning a cheeseburger of your choice + chips + a can of drink?! 😋🍟🥤

💗 TO ENTER:

1️⃣ LIKE 👍
This post

2️⃣ TAG & COMMENT 👯💬
Tag 3 hungry mates & comment MOLE VALLEY below

3️⃣ SHARE 🔄
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4️⃣ FOLLOW 📲
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🎉 THAT’S IT — YOU’RE IN! 🎉

🌭🍔 The winner will be picked at random and announced on Friday 2nd October

Get tagging those hungry mates… someone’s getting their Flossy munch on for FREE! 😜🍔🍟🥤

🍀 GOOD LUCK, YOU LOVELY LOT! 💗

Flossy 🚐💗

Winner to pick up from Mole Valley Farmers - St Columb - message for more details times & dates

26/09/2026

💗 GOOD EVENING YOU LOVELY LOT! 💗

What a fantastic few days we’ve had at Mole Valley Farmers - St Columb! 🥰

A HUGE thank you to every single one of you who came to see us, grabbed a bite to eat, stopped for a coffee, or simply had a good old natter with us. You really do make our days! 💗

And we absolutely LOVED seeing so many of you sitting outside, enjoying your food on proper plates and taking the time to sit, relax and enjoy yourselves! 😍🍽️

Just a little reminder… Flossy isn’t just takeaway! 😉💗

So next time you visit, why not grab yourself a freshly made meal, a lovely fresh coffee ☕️ and come and sit outside and enjoy it with us?

There’s no need to rush off — sit back, relax and enjoy your munch! 😋

We’ll be back next week and can’t wait to see you all again! 💗🌸

Flossy – Chubbeez Catering Van 💗

Chubbeez cafe & mobile event catering

23/09/2026

20/09/2026

🌸 GOOD EVENING YOU LOVELY LOT! 🌸

I hope you’re all having a gorgeous weekend! 💗

It’s been SO lovely seeing the sunshine make an appearance again ☀️ — and what a fantastic few days we’ve had Mole Valley Farmers - St Columb! 🥰 And this is the chance to also thank the team on site for always being at my side when I need anything like a gas bottle & changing it for me & more TOP TEAM & I appreciate everyone 🥰

We’ve loved seeing all your lovely faces, feeding those hungry bellies and, of course, causing a little bit of burger trouble! 😂🍔

And guess what… WE’RE DOING IT ALL AGAIN THIS WEEK! 💗🔥

🤠🍔 BURGER OF THE WEEK — THE RODEO BURGER! 🍔🤠

A juicy 6oz butcher’s burger loaded up with:

🧀 Monterey Jack cheese
🥓 Smoky streaky bacon
🧅 Crispy onion rings
🔥 Tennessee Jack Daniel’s BBQ sauce

All sitting proudly on a bed of shredded lettuce, juicy tomato & red onion, tucked into a soft bun. 🤤🍔

Honestly… this one is filthy in the best possible way! 😂🔥

And of course our regular menu & more specials are on the board outside the van 🚐

So if you fancy getting your chops around one, you know where to find us! 💗

Flossy will be back at Mole Valley — and she’s bringing the burgers! 🌸🚐💨

Come and get your munch on! 😋🍔

Love, Flossy & the Chubbeez crew 💗🌸
Chubbeez cafe & mobile event catering

17/09/2026

💗✨ THEY’RE HERE! ✨💗

Our brand-new Flossy – Chubbeez business cards have finally arrived! 😍💗

And that’s not all… 👀

🎁 GIFT VOUCHERS ARE NOW AVAILABLE! 🎁

Fancy treating someone to a bit of Chubbeez goodness? Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, a cheeky cake & coffee or one of our famous specials… we’ve got you covered! 😋🍔🍟☕️

🎀 Gift vouchers can be purchased directly from Flossy Mole Valley Farmers - St Columb

Perfect little gift for friends, family, workmates… or just yourself because you deserve a Chubbeez treat too! 😂💗

Come get your munch on! 😋💗

11/09/2026

💗 GOOD MORNING YOU BEAUTIFUL LOT! 💗

You may have noticed… 👀
Or if you haven’t — Flossy has moved! 😂💗

Don’t panic though… the pink baby hasn’t gone anywhere! 💕
We’re just in a new spot on the opposite side of the Mole Valley car park. Mole Valley Farmers St Columb

🎥 Here’s a little video to show you exactly where to find us! 👀👇

And the best bit…

🔥 WE’RE OPEN UNTIL 5PM TONIGHT! 🔥
So if you didn’t get chance to grab lunch, why not pop over and grab your tea with us instead! 😋🍔🍟

And because we like to spoil you…

☕🍰 CAKE & COFFEE DEAL — JUST £4.50! 🍰☕

Freshly ground coffee AND a gorgeous piece of cake of your choice for just £4.50.

And trust us… these cakes are LUSH! 🤤💗

We’re back here tomorrow from 9am, ready to get your weekend started properly!

So come and find the pink baby, bring your appetite and GET YOUR MUNCH ON! 😋💗

New spot, same Flossy, same scrummy food, same big pink attitude! 😂💗

See you at the hatch! 👋🏼💕
Flossy — Chubbeez Catering Van 🌸🚐

08/09/2026

💗💗 MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF TROUBLE! 💗💗

Right, listen up… FLOSSY HAS NEWS. 🚐💅🏼

This week we’re doing things a little differently because apparently I have to go and be a responsible adult for a few hours. 🙄😂

So instead of Wednesday–Friday, you’ll find our big pink gal at:

📍 MOLE VALLEY FARMERS, ST COLUMB
💗 THURSDAY • FRIDAY • SATURDAY 💗

But don’t worry… I’ve made it worth your while. 😏

🔥 FRIDAY IS GETTING EXTENDED! 🔥

We’re opening at 8:30am and keeping the doors… well, van… open until 5PM! 👀💗

And if you lot don’t completely wear us out, we’re hoping to keep those longer hours going ALL THE WAY TO CHRISTMAS! 🎄😂

Because apparently you lot need feeding for longer. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

🍫 NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT STUFF… THE NASTY LITTLE TREAT LINE-UP: 🍫

🍪 S’mores Brookie
🍯 Caramelised Biscuit Brownie
🫐 Blackcurrant Blondie
🍫 Double Chocolate Brownie
🤎 Praline Brownie
🍫 Caramel Rolo Brownie

Yes… they’re as filthy as they sound. 😏😂

And before anyone asks…

YES, YOU NEED ONE.
No, you don’t need another brownie.
But do I care? Absolutely not. 😂💗

☕️ COFFEE NEWS!

Our fresh bean coffee machine is hopefully joining the Flossy family by Thursday! 🤞☕️

So you’ll soon be able to get:

☕️ Freshly ground coffee
🍯 Your choice of syrup
🍫 Gorgeous hot chocolates
😋 And all the usual Flossy goodness

Basically, we’ve put a coffee shop, cake shop and takeaway in a bright pink van and called it a personality. 😂💗

So come on then…

Bring your face.
Bring your appetite.
Bring your mate who “isn’t having anything” but somehow ends up eating half of yours. 👀😂

FLOSSY WILL BE WAITING. 🚐💗

📍 Mole Valley Farmers, St Columb
📅 Thursday • Friday • Saturday
⏰ Friday 8:30am–5pm

Come get your munch on, you gorgeous little legends. 💗

And remember…

CALORIES DON’T COUNT WHEN THEY COME OUT OF A PINK VAN. 💅🏼😂💗