The Wonky Goat

13/06/2026

For drinks made with dollops of TLC, paninis and sandwiches bursting with delicious fillings. Salads that are oh so fresh and flavourful 😋 The Wonky Goat 🐐 we’re open 7 days a week to ensure nobody in Ryde goes hungry ❤️

25/05/2026

It’s hot hot hot 🥵 whilst it’s lovely to enjoy the sunshine it’s sometimes nice to have a little break from the intense heat… that’s where we come in 😎 open 7 days a week offering many tasty treats to help cool you down with our air conditioning on 🆒

18/05/2026

Another week begins… another bank holiday weekend to look forward to at the end of it! We’ll be open throughout from 8.30am serving up delicious food and drink - come and pay us a visit 😌🐐🫶🏼

04/05/2026

We’re open 7 days a week so you know you can plan your week with a visit or two to The Wonky Goat! 🐐❤️

02/05/2026

It’s the early May bank holiday weekend 🙌 just a little reminder to all you lovely people that we will be open throughout, offering delicious food and drink! 🫶🏼🐐❤️

Saturday May 2nd 8.30am to 4pm
Sunday May 3rd 8.30am to 3pm
Bank Holiday Monday 4th May 8.30am to 3pm. (Takeaway only 30 minutes before closing time)

25/04/2026

The Spicy Sriracha Panini: Chicken, Bacon, Chilli Cheese, Jalapeños and Sriracha Mayonnaise is guaranteed to leave your taste buds tingling 😋 washed down with one of our many delicious drinks 🫶🏼 it’s the kind of lunch that will leave a smile on your face 😊Open 7 days a week from 8.30am 🐐❤️

17/04/2026

It’s Friday! It’s been another long week, the weekend is just around the corner ❤️ a worthy way to celebrate would be to feast upon our Hot Club Sandwich 🔥 washed down with a refreshing Hawkstone lager, it hits different 😋😋🐐

14/04/2026

You can rely on us to be open 7 days a week, offering delicious freshly made food and drink that never disappoints 😋 🐐🫶🏼

05/04/2026

Wishing you all a very Happy Easter 🐣 We will be open throughout the bank holiday weekend.

Open Easter Sunday & Monday (5th & 6th April) 8.30am to 3pm 🐐❤️
Open 7 days a week as always 🫶🏼

03/04/2026