The Wonky Goat

22/08/2026

Wow, what a glorious summer it’s been so far ☀️ we’ve been open each and every day from 8.30am ensuring people leave us feeling satisfied after having something tasty and refreshed after taking advantage of our air conditioning 🆒 give us a visit when you’re in the Ryde area next 😉🐐🫶🏼

07/08/2026

01/08/2026

The Summer Holidays are well under way! We’ll be here to provide that special treat, if you’re in the area 😉 open 7 days a week 🐐

Free WiFi ✅
Dog friendly ✅
Air conditioning ✅
Fabulous food ✅
Delicious drinks ✅

20/07/2026

A few photos taken outside The Wonky Goat during the Pride parade Saturday. What an amazing atmosphere! Just to remind you all we’re open from 8.30am 7 days a week offering tasty food and delicious drinks 🫶🏼😋🐐

18/07/2026

Today Ryde celebrates Pride 🌈 we’re looking forward to seeing the parade and enjoying the atmosphere that’s always amazing 🤩 it’s sure to be another great day in our beautiful town 🐐🫶🏼 🌈

11/07/2026

If you are needing a little break from the relentless heat The Wonky Goat is open 7 days a week from 8.30am 😎 with our air conditioning on and all kinds of food and drinks available including an extensive cold drinks list 🤩 come and cool down with us - you’ll be glad you did 😉🫶🏼🐐

08/07/2026

Now available! Ube flavoured drinks! This nutty vanilla drink is a delicious refreshing alternative to our coffee based drinks for those with a sweet tooth! 💜🥤🫶🏼🐐

27/06/2026

Now that it’s a little less intense outside we can get out and about a little bit again without feeling like we’re walking through a desert 🌵😅 We are still open 7 days a week from 8.30am offering all kinds of delicious food and drink to help cool you down! We hope to see you soon 😌🐐🫶🏼

24/06/2026

We like to think we’re the perfect destination for a cool lunch 😎 with our air conditioning on and all kinds of tasty food and drink choices 😋 now available is the ultimate cheeky refreshing accompaniment to your lunch: Aperol Spritz, served with ice and a couple of slices 😉 (alcohol served from 11am) 🐐🫶🏼

19/06/2026

It’s that time of year once again! 🎶 🕺 We are open throughout from 8.30am to help you guys fuel up before a busy day having fun at the festival! It’ll be cool inside with our air conditioning on 😎 give us visit if your are in the neighbourhood ❤️🫶🏼🐐