Three Magpies

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The Three Magpies Hotel in Brinsworth, Rotherham is a friendly and relaxed pub, serving great value, quality food fresh from the grill. We serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner along with a selection of delicious drinks to keep the conversation flowing.

01/09/2026

THAT’S A WRAP, PARENTS. WE MADE IT.

Six weeks. SIX. WHOLE. WEEKS. 😭😂

Today is officially the last day of our summer holiday madness.

🏰 The bouncy castle is leaving us after today.
🎨 Craft Club is DONE.
🎤 Kids Karaoke has sung its final questionable rendition of APT.
🫠 And somewhere, a pub manager has quietly regained the will to live.

Honestly, it’s been absolute chaos… and we’ve loved it. ❤️

But now comes the moment we’ve all been waiting for…

BACK. TO. SCHOOL. 🎉🎉🎉

We cannot wait to see your obligatory front-door photos tomorrow. Uniform immaculate. Shoes polished. Hair brushed. Little sign saying what year they’re going into.

Meanwhile, 45 minutes later you’ll be sat in the Three Magpies like:

🍺 “Lunchtime pint please. Make it a big one. I’ve earned this.”

And you know what?
YOU HAVE. 😂

Drop the little cherubs at school, wave enthusiastically, wait until they’re safely through the gates…

Then get yourselves down here and enjoy the beautiful, unfamiliar sound of NO ONE ASKING YOU FOR A SNACK EVERY 11 MINUTES. 🍺😂

Summer holidays 2026: COMPLETED IT. ✅

Parents… tomorrow, we celebrate. 🍻

30/08/2026

Well Brinsworth… WHAT A DAY. 🤯🍻🎶

The rain mostly behaved itself. The bands were absolutely EPIC. You lot turned up in force. And, in a shocking turn of events, everyone actually left in a timely manner so we could go home, remove our shoes and stare silently at a wall for several hours. 😂

Honestly, what an incredible MagFest. ❤️

However…

We need to discuss your performance.

Because I was promised — PROMISED — that you were going to DRINK US DRY. 🍺👀

I prepared for devastation.
I prepared for empty fridges.
I prepared to be stood behind the bar holding one lonely bottle of J2O saying, “That’s it. They’ve cleared us out.”

And what happened?

YOU FAILED. ❌

There’s still beer.

Frankly, I’m embarrassed for you.

All that confidence. All those pints. All those people wandering back to the bar saying “same again”…

And you couldn’t even finish the job.
Pathetic. 😂😂😂

Luckily for you, tomorrow is BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY and most of you fortunate souls don’t even have work as an excuse.

So we’re giving you a second chance.

And because apparently we haven’t suffered enough this weekend…
WE’VE GOT A BOUNCY CASTLE COMING. 🏰😂

Kids welcome.

Adults welcome.

Adults who wake up tomorrow convinced they’re still 19 and perfectly capable of doing a forward roll on a bouncy castle…
You’re especially welcome.

Your knees have had a good run. 🫡

So come back tomorrow, bring the kids, bring your questionable decision-making and FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED. 🍻

We survived MagFest.

Now apparently we’re spending Bank Holiday Monday supervising grown adults on an inflatable.

Excellent.

ROUND TWO, BRINSWORTH.

Try harder this time. 😂🍺🏰

26/08/2026

Would anyone actually notice if MagFest just… didn’t happen? 👀😂

TOTALLY hypothetical question, obviously. Asking for a friend. A friend who is currently one minor inconvenience away from changing her name, moving abroad and pretending she’s never heard of live music. 😂

You’ll see me on Sunday, loving life, saying “THIS IS AMAZING!” like the build-up hasn’t been slowly breaking my brain for the last month.

ANYWAY… important bit before I completely unravel:

🚨 THE MAGFEST TRAILER IS ARRIVING FRIDAY NIGHT! 🚨

Which means there’s going to be quite a bit of disruption in the car park while we get the beast into position.

And yes… this may also cause some disruption to Bob’s inner peace Saturday morning. But to be fair, most things do. 😂

We’ll do our best to cordon off the area Friday morning, BUT THIS IS YOUR PRIOR WARNING — please, please, PLEASE don’t be that person who parks right where we need the trailer and then disappears into the wilderness.

I do not want Friday night turning into:
“WHOSE CAR IS THIS?!” “Has anyone seen Dave?” “Try the pub.” “He’s not in the pub.” “BOB, STOP MOANING.” “RIGHT. CANCEL MAGFEST.” 😂

So… park sensibly, watch out for the cordons and help us preserve the tiny amount of sanity I have left.

4 DAYS TO GO.

Everything is fine.

🔥 EVERYTHING. IS. FINE. 🔥

See you Sunday. Assuming I haven’t climbed inside the trailer and asked them to drive me somewhere quiet. 😂🍺🎸

🤯 ONE. WEEK. TO. GO. 🚨🤯The countdown to MAGFEST 26 is officially ON. 🎸🍺🤘SUNDAY 30TH AUGUST🎶 Music kicking off from 1PMHa...
23/08/2026

🤯 ONE. WEEK. TO. GO. 🚨🤯

The countdown to MAGFEST 26 is officially ON. 🎸🍺🤘

SUNDAY 30TH AUGUST

🎶 Music kicking off from 1PM

Have I spent the last few weeks resting, hydrating and generally preserving my energy ready for the absolute carnage?

Of course I haven't. 😂

Instead, I've been...

🍺 Arranging the outside bar
🥤 Sourcing new, sturdier plastic glasses because Bob was moaning about the old ones
🙄 Solving Bob's problem, only for him to IMMEDIATELY FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO MOAN ABOUT.

Honestly, don't worry about Bob. Moaning isn't a personality flaw at this point. It's life support. Take it away and I genuinely think he'd just power down. 😂

🎃 I've also somehow been making decorations for HALLOWEEN FEST... which isn't even until October, because apparently I don't understand the concept of doing ONE EVENT AT A TIME.

And now...

👀 I'VE BEEN PRINTING MAGFEST MERCH.

Because clearly what I needed one week before the biggest day of chaos was another project. 😂

Behold... MAGFEST 26 HOODIES. 🔥🔥🔥

Look at that little beauty. Even the magpie has a pint. He knows what's coming.

So that's where we're at.

One week to go.
Outside bar incoming.
Sturdier glasses incoming.
Merch incoming.
My sanity outgoing.
Bob still moaning.
Nature is healing. ❤️

📅 SUNDAY 30TH AUGUST
🎸 MAGFEST 26
🎶 MUSIC FROM 1PM

Get yourselves down.

And if anyone sees me attempting to start another project between now and Sunday, please confiscate my tools and send me to the bar. 🍺😂🤘

🎃 OH FOR GOD’S SAKE… WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN. 🎃MAGFEST ISN’T EVEN HERE YET.The stage hasn’t gone up.The beer hasn’t been an...
21/08/2026

🎃 OH FOR GOD’S SAKE… WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN. 🎃

MAGFEST ISN’T EVEN HERE YET.

The stage hasn’t gone up.
The beer hasn’t been annihilated.
Nobody’s lost a shoe.
I haven’t stood staring at the aftermath questioning every decision I’ve ever made…
…and apparently we’re already plotting the NEXT EVENT. 🤦‍♀️😂

Because clearly, at Three Magpies, we don’t believe in rest. We believe in looking at an already chaotic calendar and saying:
“Yeah… but what if we made it worse?”

SOOOOOO…

🎃👻 HALLOWEEN FEST IS COMING. 👻🎃

And when is Halloween Fest, you ask?

Well…
Halloween Fest is landing on…

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

HALLOWEEN.
I KNOW. 🤯

Marketing genius like this doesn't just happen overnight.

📅 SATURDAY 31ST OCTOBER
🎃 HALLOWEEN FEST
👻 Outdoors
🌧️ Come rain or shine

😈 More details incoming as we continue making terrible decisions at an alarming rate.

MagFest first though.

ONE FESTIVAL-INDUCED BREAKDOWN AT A TIME, PLEASE. 😂🍺🎃

20/08/2026

🚨 GUESS WHAT… IT’S ONLY TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE LITTLE FERAL BEASTS GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 🚨

TWO. WEEKS. 😂🙌

I don’t even have children and I’m counting down the days like I’m waiting for parole.

When the summer holidays started, I had two choices:

Option A: Lock the pub doors, turn the lights off and hide under the bar until September.

Option B: Despite being quite possibly the least child-friendly person to ever walk the earth, voluntarily offer to entertain them EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Naturally, I chose B.
Because apparently I absolutely love punishment. 🙃

You know how they say cats can sense when someone doesn’t like them, so they deliberately follow that person around and sit on them?

CHILDREN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.

I can be stood there giving off the strongest “please don’t speak to me, tiny human” energy imaginable…
And suddenly I’ve got 14 of them surrounding me.

“LADY!”
“LADY!”
“LOOK WHAT I MADE!”
“LADY!”
“HE TOOK MY PENCIL!”
“LADY!”
“WATCH THIS!”
“LADY!”
“CAN I HAVE SOME GLUE?”

WHY ARE YOU ALL DRAWN TO ME?! 😂😂😂

Anyway…

That’s the funny bit over. Now for the serious information.

🎨 Kids Crafts with Ellie — TODAY from 3pm
Don’t worry, I’ll be finished by then. 🙄😂
Ellie actually likes you. You’re safe.

And once the small people have finished turning perfectly good craft supplies into something their parents will be legally required to display on the fridge forever…

📱🧠 TONIGHT’S QUIZ STARTS AT 6:30PM!
So bring the kids for crafts, then bring your remaining brain cells for the quiz.

TWO WEEKS, PEOPLE.

We’re nearly there.

Teachers… I hope you’ve enjoyed your break.
They’re coming back. 😂😂😂

19/08/2026

🌲 CHRISTMAS DAY BREAKING NEWS 🎄

WE HAVE HAD A RECOUNT. 😂

Apparently somewhere between counting bookings, losing the will to live and staring at the Christmas diary like it was going to reveal the meaning of life… WE FOUND A TABLE.

Not a metaphorical table.
Not a “we’ll squeeze you next to the bins” table.
An actual, legitimate TABLE FOR 4. 😂

So if you wanted Christmas Day with us but thought you’d missed your chance…

🎅 ONE TABLE OF 4 HAS BECOME AVAILABLE. 🎅

Four seats.
Four Christmas dinners.
Four people who can sit smugly knowing they’ve just bagged what is basically the W***y Wonka golden ticket of roast potatoes. 😂

And before anyone asks…

❌ No, we can’t turn it into a table of 17.
❌ No, you can’t reserve it with “I’ll definitely let you know.”
❌ No, your auntie’s neighbour’s dog cannot hold two seats while you decide.

FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.

Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Unless we recount again and discover an entire secret dining room we didn’t know we had. 🎄😂

POP IN/GIVE US A CALL TO BOOK.

May the fastest festive family win. 🏃‍♀️🎅🍗

19/08/2026

🚨🍔 WEDNESDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, YOU GREEDY LITTLE GOBLINS. 🍔🚨

Once again, we’ve apparently decided that PROFIT IS FOR COWARDS.

Because today — and EVERY SINGLE WEDNESDAY — you can get:

🍔 A BURGER
🍺 A DRINK
💷 FOR £12.

TWELVE. QUID.

In 2026.

When £12 in a supermarket gets you approximately three grapes, half a cucumber and the crushing realisation that adulthood was a scam.

Meanwhile, we’re over here handing you an actual burger AND a drink like we’ve completely lost control of the calculator. 🤡

So DO NOT go home and start defrosting that suspicious chicken you found at the back of the freezer.

Put it down, Krystyna.

Nobody needs that kind of gastrointestinal Russian roulette on a Wednesday.

Come to the pub.

We’ll cook your burger.
We’ll pour your drink.
We’ll wash your plate.
We’ll even pretend not to judge you when you undo the top button of your jeans afterwards.

£12. BURGER. DRINK. DONE.

No chopping.
No washing up.
No smoke alarm applauding your cooking.
No spending £47 on a “quick shop” and coming home with a candle, an air fryer liner and absolutely NOTHING resembling a meal.

🍔 + 🍺 = £12 EVERY WEDNESDAY.

At these prices, the financially responsible thing to do is go to the pub.

I don’t make the rules.

Actually… I sort of do.

SEE YOU AT THE BAR. 😂🍔🍺

18/08/2026

🚨🥩 TUESDAY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR PROFIT MARGINS. 🥩🚨

Somewhere in Head Office, an accountant is probably staring at a spreadsheet, whispering “surely not…”

Oh, surely YES.

🔥 2 STEAKS + 2 DRINKS = £22 🔥

EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY.

Two actual steaks.
Two actual drinks.
Twenty-two actual British pounds.
At this point we’re basically just putting a cow on a plate, handing you a pint and asking if you’d mind covering the electricity. 😭😂

Bring your husband.
Bring your wife.
Bring your best mate.
Bring that person you’ve been “talking to” for 7 months who still “isn’t looking for anything serious.” 👀

For £22, you can finally meet in person and discover you’ve both been using photos from 2019.

Single? NO EXCUSE.
Stand in the car park shouting “WHO WANTS HALF OF A £22 STEAK DEAL?” until friendship occurs naturally.*

🥩 TWO STEAKS
🍺 TWO DRINKS
💷 £22
📅 EVERY TUESDAY

We cook it.
You eat it.
The finance department develops a twitch.

GET DOWN HERE AND HELP US TURN A PERFECTLY GOOD COW INTO A QUESTIONABLE BUSINESS DECISION. 🐄🔥🍻

*Please don't actually recruit strangers from the car park. We've got enough going on and Angela is a busy lady 😂

🚨 RIGHT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MAGFEST IS BACK. 🚨And apparently we’ve decided that the best way to finish August is to ab...
17/08/2026

🚨 RIGHT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MAGFEST IS BACK. 🚨

And apparently we’ve decided that the best way to finish August is to absolutely obliterate what remains of our dignity, beer stock and ability to hear properly. 😂🍺🎸

📅 SUNDAY 30TH AUGUST
⏰ FROM 1PM TIL LATE
📍 THREE MAGPIES, BRINSWORTH
🎟️ FREE ENTRY

And HEADLINING the whole beautiful disaster...

🔥 LCD 🔥

Three men.
Several instruments.
An unreasonable amount of confidence.
And enough noise to knock a picture of the wall three streets away.

If you’ve seen them before, you already know.

If you haven’t... excellent. Come completely unprepared. 😂

We’ve got LIVE MUSIC ALL DAY, cold beer, food, questionable dancing and the sort of atmosphere where you pop in at 1pm for “just one” and suddenly it’s dark outside, you've made six new best friends and you're screaming lyrics at a man with a guitar like he personally wrote them about your divorce. 😭😂

And I would like to make one thing VERY clear...

I HAVE TO COUNT THE BEER AFTER THIS.
So please, for the love of God, LEAVE ME NOTHING.

I want to walk into that cellar afterwards, look at the shelves and hear an echo.
If there’s one lonely bottle left at the back, I’ll take it personally.

🍺 Drink responsibly.
🎸 Dance irresponsibly.
🕺 Throw shapes your knees haven't authorised since 2007.
🎤 Sing like nobody's listening.
Unfortunately, everyone will be listening.

MAGFEST. SUNDAY 30TH AUGUST. FROM 1PM.

Cancel your sensible plans.

We’re making bad decisions to a live soundtrack. 🤘😂🔥

Address

Bonet Lane, Brinsworth
Rotherham
S605NF

Opening Hours

Monday 9:30am - 10pm
Tuesday 9:30am - 10pm
Wednesday 9:30am - 10pm
Thursday 9:30am - 10pm
Friday 9:30am - 12am
Saturday 9:30am - 12am
Sunday 9:30am - 10pm

Telephone

+441709838476

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