Hoochi Koochi

Hoochi Koochi HOOCHI KOOCHI
Late Night Dive Bar / Independent / Open Minded / Creative Social Hub / Fully Licensed / Retro Arcades / Community Space Bar

INDIE ROCKS TONIGHT⚡️Yep, she’s back to her normal slot! Laura Beth is bringing the tunes. We’ll bring the chaos 😈No big...
21/08/2026

INDIE ROCKS TONIGHT⚡️

Yep, she’s back to her normal slot! Laura Beth is bringing the tunes. We’ll bring the chaos 😈

No big sales pitch here, you already know Hoochi does it better 👻

20/08/2026

It's Thursday
Which means Karaoke Kaos is back baby!

Tallents has already done his bit and reminded everyone why karaoke nights at Hoochi never stay under control for very long
Tallents by name. Talent by nature 😎

The question is...
Who's brave enough to follow him? 🤔

🎶 Gavin Yarker playing the tunes
🎤 Free shot for every singer
🍻 Lucky 7 drinks deals all night

If your surname's Tallents, you've got a reputation to protect!

KAOS • Every Thursday & Sunday • 9PM–3AM • Hoochi Koochi

19/08/2026

🚨 IT'S HUMP DAY 🚨

Let's be honest...
You're not staying in
You'll tell yourself you are

Then Friday will arrive, your group chat will start going off, and you'll end up exactly where you always do 😎

📍 HOOCHI KOOCHI

Not for everyone. And that's the point.

Rochdale Town Centre

👽 MEET THE MISFITS 👽Meet the Misfits has a new victim 👀Meet Cain.He's new here.He's still sane.He still has hope.We’ll ...
17/08/2026

👽 MEET THE MISFITS 👽

Meet the Misfits has a new victim 👀

Meet Cain.
He's new here.
He's still sane.
He still has hope.
We’ll sort that out. 🍻

Welcome to Hoochi, Cain. You’re one of us now 🖤

One of the Misfits. Collect them all. We did 😎

🔥 THIS WEEKEND AT HOOCHI KOOCHI 🔥Not everyone's built for a Hoochi Koochi weekend!🎧 FRIDAY - STACK ATTACKElectronic musi...
14/08/2026

🔥 THIS WEEKEND AT HOOCHI KOOCHI 🔥

Not everyone's built for a Hoochi Koochi weekend!

🎧 FRIDAY - STACK ATTACK
Electronic music. Big beats. No cheesy nightclub playlists.

🎶 SATURDAY - DJ JON PUDNY
Alternative. Indie. Punk. Dance. Plus whatever ridiculous requests you lot decide to throw at him.

🎤 SUNDAY - KAOS KARAOKE
Questionable singing. Unbelievable confidence. A free shot if you've got the nerve to get on the mic.

Three nights
Three completely different ways to lose your voice

👽 HOOCHI KOOCHI - KEEPING THINGS DIFFERENT 👽

YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO SEEING HIM ON A FRIDAY. TOUGH S**T. HE'S NICKED SATURDAY THIS WEEK DJ Jon Pudny is back playing ...
13/08/2026

YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO SEEING HIM ON A FRIDAY. TOUGH S**T. HE'S NICKED SATURDAY THIS WEEK

DJ Jon Pudny is back playing all the best Alt Indie Dance Punk
There's always one gobsh*te who asks for ABBA at midnight...
Don't be that person ☠️

Bring your requests, if it's decent, it'll get played
If it's crap, expect abuse 🫣

See you there, you bunch of cnuts 😎

Rochdale Town Centre

🎤 THINK YOU CAN SING? PROVE IT!Think you can’t? Even better — get up anyway!Every THURSDAY & SUNDAY, 9PM–3AM, Gavin Yark...
13/08/2026

🎤 THINK YOU CAN SING? PROVE IT!
Think you can’t? Even better — get up anyway!

Every THURSDAY & SUNDAY, 9PM–3AM, Gavin Yarker hands you the mic and we deal with the consequences

🥃 FREE SHOT IF YOU SING.
Yes, even if you absolutely butcher it.

And the bar’s taking the p**s with these…

🍺 2 PINTS £7 — Bud Light, Inch’s or San Miguel
🥃 2 SPIRITS £7 — Smirnoff, Captain Morgan or Gordon’s
🍾 2 BOTTLES £7 — WKD Blue, Budweiser or Bacardi Breezer
🔥 3 SHOTS £7 — mix ’em, match ’em, make questionable decisions
🍬 4 SOURZ £7 — because three clearly wasn’t enough

Basically, seven quid goes suspiciously far round here 🧐

KARAOKE KAOS - Zero dignity required

🔊 ROCHDALE — YOU’VE BEEN TOO QUIETWe’re fixing that!This Friday Stackattack is taking over Hoochi Koochi with proper ele...
12/08/2026

🔊 ROCHDALE — YOU’VE BEEN TOO QUIET

We’re fixing that!

This Friday Stackattack is taking over Hoochi Koochi with proper electronic music, played LOUD.

💥 BIG TUNES. BIG SOUND. LATE-NIGHT BAD DECISIONS.

📍 Hoochi Koochi — South Parade, Rochdale
📅 2ND FRIDAY. EVERY MONTH.

👾 HOOCHI KOOCHI - DIFFERENT ON PURPOSE 👾

Adam Statham 🤝 Sammy TTurning Hoochi into a full-blown sweatbox on Saturday!Tunes were loud. Dancefloor was bouncing. No...
10/08/2026

Adam Statham 🤝 Sammy T

Turning Hoochi into a full-blown sweatbox on Saturday!

Tunes were loud. Dancefloor was bouncing. Nobody knew when to go home 😎

Basically, exactly how we like it 🖤

HOOCHI KOOCHI - Keeping things different

🖤 T O N I G H T 🖤Emo Night at Hoochi Koochi.Laura Beth spent her teenage years dressed like the world had ended. Turns o...
07/08/2026

🖤 T O N I G H T 🖤
Emo Night at Hoochi Koochi.

Laura Beth spent her teenage years dressed like the world had ended. Turns out she never really got over it... she just learned how to DJ!

Your MySpace is gone. Your side fringe is gone. Your dignity will be gone by midnight.

Emo Night with Laura Beth
Turns out... it wasn't just a phase!

It's Hoochi. We don't do sophisticated 😎

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South Parade
Rochdale
OL161LR

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Thursday 9pm - 3am
Friday 8pm - 4am
Saturday 8pm - 4am
Sunday 3pm - 3am

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