05/07/2026
Guys!!! (And gals) we've worked out your solution/excuse to come watch the footy with us tonight, its really easy.....just follow these simple steps...
1. 22.30 hrs = initiate an argument over something silly with your other half π
2. 23.15 = escalate little spat into a full blown argument
3. 00.15 hrs = exit house in dramatic style, maybe slam the door for good measure, stating "you're going to the pub to calm down"
4. 00.20 hrs = Turn your phone off
5. 00.30 (ish) enter The Pelham, order your drink, maybe a cheeky sausage roll or pie, grab a seat and relax π
Sorted!
**disclaimer**, The Pelham holds no responsibility if this plan is intiated and goes horribly wrong.