Poacher Portishead

03/09/2026

🍔🔥🚨 PORTISHEAD… IT’S OFFICIAL! THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER! 🚨🔥🍔

We’ve been keeping this one under our hats for a little while… and now we can FINALLY shout about it! 📣🤩

THIS FRIDAY, BUBBA’S BLOCK BURGERS ARRIVES AT THE POACHER! 🍔🍟❤️

And this isn’t just a one-off… The Poacher is officially the WEEKEND HOME of Bubba’s Block Burgers! 🙌🔥

Starting THIS FRIDAY, you’ll find the Bubba’s van serving up some seriously delicious burgers from our beer garden:

🍔 FRIDAY — 5PM–9PM
🍔 SATURDAY — 5PM–9PM
📍 The Poacher, Portishead

We are genuinely SO EXCITED to be teaming up with Block Bake House, with the meat coming from Butchers Block — local businesses coming together to create something pretty special right here in Portishead. ❤️🤝

For us, this is about so much more than just a cracking burger (although we’re VERY excited about those too 🤤😂).

It’s about SUPPORTING LOCAL. WORKING TOGETHER. BUILDING COMMUNITY. ❤️

We absolutely love seeing local businesses joining forces, supporting one another and bringing something new and exciting to Portishead — and we cannot wait to see where this partnership takes us! 👀✨

So… cancel the cooking plans, grab your mates, bring the family and get yourselves down to The Poacher THIS FRIDAY! 🙌

🍔 Grab yourself a Bubba’s Block Burger
🍟 Get the sides in
🍺 Grab a cold pint from the bar
🌿 Find yourself a spot in the beer garden
🎉 And kick-start your weekend properly!

BURGERS + BEER + THE POACHER = FRIDAY NIGHT SORTED! 🍔🍺🔥

And remember… they’ll be back Saturday too! 🙌

We’re incredibly excited to welcome the team and even more excited for YOU LOT to try them! ❤️

📣 BUBBA’S BLOCK BURGERS
📍 NOW AT THE POACHER EVERY WEEKEND
⏰ FRIDAY & SATURDAY | 5PM–9PM

Portishead… come hungry! 🤤🍔🔥

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03/09/2026

🥕🍓🍊 FRESH FRUIT & VEG IS BACK TOMORROW! 🍎🥦🥔

It’s Friday tomorrow, which means our lovely local Fruit & Veg Guy is back in The Poacher car park! 🙌🌽🍌

If you haven’t paid him a visit yet… where have you been?! 😂

He’ll be here tomorrow morning until approximately 2pm, bringing along a fantastic selection of fresh fruit, vegetables, salad and more — all at great prices! 🥬🍅🥑🍓

Forget battling your way around the supermarket… pop down, grab your fresh goodies, have a chat and support a local trader at the same time! ❤️👏

📍 The Poacher Car Park, Portishead
📅 TOMORROW – FRIDAY
⏰ Morning until approx. 2pm
🍏 Fresh • Quality • Great Prices

And while you’re here… it would be rude not to pop into The Poacher afterwards for a little refreshment, wouldn’t it?! 😉🍺😂

SHOP FRESH 🥕 SHOP LOCAL ❤️ SUPPORT LOCAL 🙌

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02/09/2026

🎉✨ NEED A SPACE FOR YOUR NEXT CELEBRATION? ✨🎉

Well… how does FREE sound?! 👀🙌

Here at The Poacher, Portishead, our lovely bright and spacious Conservatory Function Room is completely FREE TO HIRE! 🥳💃

Whether you’re planning a…

🎂 Birthday celebration
👶 Baby shower
💍 Engagement party
🥂 Anniversary
🎈 Family get-together
💼 Meeting or gathering
🎶 Or simply an excuse to get everyone together!

…our conservatory could be the perfect space for you! ❤️

🌿 Bright, spacious & private
🍕 Bring your own food
🎶 Bring your own music
🎀 Decorate it your way
🍻 And we’ll keep the drinks flowing from the bar!

No expensive room hire. No unnecessary fuss. Just your celebration, your people and your way! 🥂🎉

And the best bit again, just in case you missed it…

📣 THE ROOM HIRE IS COMPLETELY FREE! 📣

Dates are available, so pop in and have a look around or message The Poacher directly to enquire and get your celebration in the diary! 📅💌

The Poacher – more than just a pub, it’s your place to celebrate! ❤️🍻

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01/09/2026

01/09/2026

🎉🏨 IT’S COMPETITION TIME AT THE POACHER!! 🏨🎉

Fancy a little getaway ON US?! 😍🥂🛏️ Well… this could be your lucky day because we’re giving ONE lucky winner a completely FREE WEEKEND STAY in one of our fabulous hotel rooms! 🤩🎁

Whether you fancy a relaxing weekend away, a little break with someone special, or simply an excuse to escape the house for a couple of nights… THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🥰✨

And the best bit? Entering couldn’t be easier! 👇👇

👍 LIKE this post
📲 SHARE this post
👯 TAG 3 PEOPLE in the comments
❤️ LIKE/FOLLOW The Poacher page

🎉 THAT’S IT — YOU’RE IN!! 🎉

🏆 ONE LUCKY WINNER will be selected LIVE on our page on 28th September at 3PM! 📹🎊

So get liking, sharing and tagging… and you could soon be packing your overnight bag! 🧳🥂🛏️

🍀 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! 🍀
And as always, a HUGE thank you for supporting The Poacher — we absolutely love being able to give something back to you wonderful lot! 💛🥰

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01/09/2026

01/09/2026

🎉🎶 ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEKEND AT THE POACHER! 🎶🎉

Well… looks like your weekend plans have just sorted themselves! 😉🍻

🎤 FRIDAY NIGHT — KARAOKE WITH TREV! 🎤
From 8PM 🎶
Grab the mic, choose your guilty pleasure and let’s hear what you’ve got! 😂🎤
Sing like nobody’s watching… because EVERYONE is! 👀🤣

🎹✨ SATURDAY NIGHT — LIVE MUSIC! ✨🎹
Get yourselves ready for Charlie Len, LIVE at The Poacher from 9PM! 🎶🔥
Expect great tunes, good vibes and plenty of reasons to stay for “just one more”! 🍻😜

Two nights. Two different vibes. ONE place to be! ❤️

📍 The Poacher, Portishead
🍻 Great drinks
🎶 Live entertainment
😂 Good times
🕺 And hopefully some questionable dancing!

TAG YOUR MATES 👇 — who’s joining you?! 🍻🎉

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01/09/2026

🏆⚽🏉 SPORT THIS WEEK AT THE POACHER! 🏉⚽🏆

10 TVs. 3 separate Sky boxes. ONE place to watch it all! 📺🔥

We’ve got a HUGE week of live sport coming your way at The Poacher — so grab your mates, grab a drink and get yourself down! 🍻🙌

🔥 TONIGHT – TUESDAY 1ST SEPTEMBER
⚽ 7:30pm — Preston 🆚 Bristol City
⚽ 7:45pm — West Ham 🆚 Wolves

🔥 FRIDAY 4TH SEPTEMBER
⚽ 8:00pm — Ipswich 🆚 Liverpool

🔥 SATURDAY 5TH SEPTEMBER — IT’S A BIG ONE!
⚽ FOOTBALL
⏰ 12:30pm — Newcastle 🆚 Bournemouth
⏰ 5:30pm — Hull 🆚 Aston Villa

🏉 RUGBY
⏰ 3:00pm — Bristol Bears 🆚 Gloucester
⏰ 4:10pm — South Africa 🆚 New Zealand 🌍🔥

🔥 SUNDAY 6TH SEPTEMBER
⚽ 12:00pm — Birmingham 🆚 Wolves
⚽ 2:00pm — Everton 🆚 Man United
⚽ 4:30pm — Arsenal 🆚 Chelsea

🏎️ AND FOR THE F1 FANS…
🇮🇹 Italian Grand Prix — 2:00pm! 🏁🔥

With 10 TVs and 3 separate Sky boxes, there’s no need to argue over the remote… we’ve got you covered! 😂📺

🍻 SPORT. DRINKS. GREAT ATMOSPHERE.
📍 The Poacher, Portishead

Who are you backing this week? 👇⚽🏉🏎️

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