06/09/2026
๐จ๐จ TAG THE PERSON WHOโฆ ๐จ๐จ
Rightโฆ Sunday Roast Roll Call. ๐๐
We want to know who REALLY deserves a Numa Sunday Dinner todayโฆ
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO OWES YOU DINNER.
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO SAYS โIโLL COOKโ THEN ORDERS A TAKEAWAY. ๐๐
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO THINKS BOILING A BAG OF VEG COUNTS AS COOKING. ๐ฅ๐ญ
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO ALWAYS STEALS YOUR ROAST POTATO. ๐ค๐ฅ
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO TAKES 47 PHOTOS OF THEIR FOOD BEFORE LETTING YOU EAT. ๐ธ๐
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO SAYS โIโM NOT HUNGRYโ THEN EATS OFF YOUR PLATE. ๐
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO ALWAYS GETS THE LAST YORKSHIRE PUDDING. ๐ก
๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO NEEDS TO STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND TAKE YOU TO NUMA. ๐
And finallyโฆ
๐๐๐ TAG THE PERSON WHO SHOULD BE PAYING. ๐ณ๐
Because Sunday dinner at home is lovelyโฆ
โฆbut so is NOT doing the cooking.
โฆand NOT washing 17 saucepans afterwards.
โฆand NOT having the โWHO'S DOING THE DISHES?โ argument. ๐
๐ฅ MEAT OF THE WEEK
๐ Stuffed Roast Chicken wrapped in Bacon
๐คค Creamy Mustard Sauce
๐ฅ Crispy roasties
๐ฅ Gorgeous root veg
๐ Proper gravy
โค๏ธ ALL the trimmings
Basicallyโฆ
You bring the appetite. We'll deal with the rest. ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
๐ NUMA RESTAURANT โ PORTADOWN
๐ถ Walk-ins welcome
๐ฝ๏ธ Sunday Lunch served today
๐ฒ Book your table: "Numa Restaurant" (https://reference-url-citation.invalid/0)
๐ฅ OK, PORTADOWNโฆ LET'S START A FIGHT ๐
WHO IS THE WORST COOK IN YOUR FAMILY? ๐๐
Don't be shy.
TAG. THEM. ๐๐๐๐