The Pirate & The Geisha

02/04/2025

✨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT✨
Sadly, me and Phoenix have to announce that The Pirate & The Geisha is now permanently closed 😿

I could not have wished for a more supportive community or more delightful customers, many of whom I would call my friends. After 3 years, it is time for me to move on to new endeavors and it is just not possible to put the same love and energy into the shack anymore. It has also been hard work to sustain a profitable business whilst staying true to my values of high quality ingredients and creative expression. No regrets though, so many beautiful memories!!!

Thank you deeply from my heart for those if you who have visited or been part of any events, you have taught me so much about the true meaning of community and this will stay with me.

If you wish to follow my onward adventures, I am starting out as a professional do******ix whilst training as a Sexological Bodyworker. Time to have my cake and get eaten out too! ❤️‍🔥
I also teach dance locally and have a course starting tonight with space available! If you thought I was a wholesome innocent vegan chic, think again 😂

I am also selling lots of equipment, including espresso machine, coffee grinders, display fridges, ceramic cups. Get in touch if you are interested. Just to clarify the shack is not available to rent or buy.

My hope is that the pirate love shack brought community together, and many experienced moments of peace in nature, feeling inspired by trying new taste combinations and deepening our connection to plants and nature spirits 🧚‍♀️🦄🌳🦉🐿️ Mission complete I reckon 🥰

Ps. Let me know your all time fave cake/drink in the comments!!!! Mine was the tiramisu bars 😋
Love Shilly and Phoenix 🫶😘

07/12/2024

🍎✨Mulled Apple Juice✨🍎
Well due to the winds the Christmas Party is Posponed🌟However, I am open today and everything is available to take away! Loads of incredible Festive specials❤️
Last day open tomorrow then closed until April 2024 ###

06/12/2024

Update- party postponed but still open today!!!! 10-4pm X###

🎄☃️✨Christmas Party✨☃️🎄
Saturday 7th December
You are invited to the annual festive party!!! Live music, mini xmas markets, pass the parcel, sexy santa fancy dress (ok that was kind of a joke but be my guest😜) and festive vegan treats galore and mulled apple juice🧁❄️ The last opening date for 2024 will be December 8th, and then the love shack will be closed til April 2025 so don’t miss this!!!
11am Harp music by Shilly (me!)
2pm Flute by .smith
Mini xmas markets all day 10-4pm with .wisdom.arts and magical handmade gifts and cards 🎁
My pass the parcel presents are traditionally crystals or lumps of coal so hopefully you weren’t too naughty in 2024?!😈
Open this week as usual Friday-Sunday 10-4pm ✨

06/12/2024

☔️CLOSED TODAY DUE TO RAIN☔️
Stay tuned for updates about the Christmas Party on my stories✨

05/12/2024

☃️🎄✨Raw Black Forest Chocolate Yule Log✨🎄☃️
Another Festive Raw Vegan & GF Special available to order this Christmas with cherry and chocolate galore! My online shop is now updated so make sure to get your orders in by 17th December🌟Or pop down to the shack this weekend to try a slice…. Sunday 8th will be the final day open until April 2024 😭

I must mention that the weather is looking pretty hairy this week, so unfortunately due to rain, I have decided to close tomorrow – Friday 6th. If necessary, I may also have to change the Christmas Party from Saturday to Sunday, however the shack is actually pretty sheltered from the wind so fingers crossed will go ahead on Saturday! Please check my stories for updates🙏

01/12/2024

✨🍊Festive Orange Spiced Ceremonial Cacao🍊✨
Try this new recipe today! Ceremonial Cacao is an absolutely magical drink that I love introducing people to for the first time as it can change lives. The cacao beans are grown by the Ashaninka Tribes in Peru and sent in beautiful chunks of cacao bean paste that have the most intricate swirly patterns. This is then ground up to make this drink with plant milk in a velvety, chocolate creamy elixir!!!
There are so many benefits of this drink- it’s high in magnesium, a natural mood booster, stimulates creativity, supports us access spiritual insight and connect with the heart 🌹
Other recipes you can try -
🍄✨Magic Mushroom✨🍄
✨🍁Autumn Spiced🍁✨
🌹Heart of The Rose🌹
Open today til 4pm the next week is the final week open til April 2025 🥲

29/11/2024

🧡🥕Raw Festive Carrot Cake with Cranberry, Orange & Apricot🥕🧡
Only two more weeks left at the love shack now so here’s the first festive special❄️🎄☃️ Open this week and next Fri-Sun 10-4pm then closed til April 2025 so don’t miss out! 🤩
This one is raw, vegan, gluten-free and sweetened with healthier sugars like coconut sugar and xylitol😀Dive into a moist ‘sponge’ with juicy raisins and cranberries, finished with a spiced cranberry frosting. Encrusted with orange candied walnuts and topped with swirls of apricot orange cashew cream on top🤪
This cake will be available to order for Christmas, and I will update the shop shortly with more festive delights for you to feast your eyes upon 😍 sorry for the delay!!!

28/11/2024

🎄☃️✨Christmas Party✨☃️🎄
Saturday 7th December
You are invited to the annual festive party!!! Live music, mini xmas markets, pass the parcel, sexy santa fancy dress (ok that was kind of a joke but be my guest😜) and festive vegan treats galore and mulled apple juice🧁❄️ The last opening date for 2024 will be December 8th, and then the love shack will be closed til April 2025 so don’t miss this!!!
11am Harp music by Shilly (me!)
2pm Flute by .smith
Mini xmas markets all day 10-4pm with .wisdom.arts and magical handmade gifts and cards 🎁
My pass the parcel presents are traditionally crystals or lumps of coal so hopefully you weren’t too naughty in 2024?!😈
Open this week as usual Friday-Sunday 10-4pm ✨

21/11/2024

🤎Raw Coffee & Walnut Slice with coffee ‘marscapone’🤎
This is a dehydrated version of the classic sponge. The texture turned out so fluffy, you won’t believe they are not baked! These are gluten-free, vegan and sweetened with healthier choice sugars like coconut sugar.
Open Friday 10-4pm then closed Saturday, Sunday also looks likely to be closed due to rain so don’t miss out tomorrow!☔️