The grey goat

The grey goat The grey goat is a friendly pub serving great pints, and over beverages. Pool table and darts board!

24/08/2026

Iat wknd of footy 21 up leaderboard. Brighton p ware 4. Brenford bob 3. Arsenal bushy 3 6 of us on 2 good luck

28/07/2026

Space for winter pool team. Pop in and ask

30/06/2026

Open guys. Fresh start.

26/06/2026

Well guys been a rollercoaster of a ride appologys as things havnt quite been the same and out of ours hands too, so we would like to appologise.and let everyone know how we are very sorry about it all 🥲 however were back open on tuesday we hope, with internet n hopefully bank card machines in place first too were trying lol, saved the best bit till last tho for u all, dream teams back as mike calls it 🤣😂 we only gone n begged him back, he will be opening the doors 🤣😂 hope to see you all bk... our litte goat family 😍 we missed u all 😘 ######

Tonight at 8pm Joey’s charity haircut! Come down at 8pm and see our lovely regular Joey get his head shaved for charity!...
16/05/2026

Tonight at 8pm Joey’s charity haircut!

Come down at 8pm and see our lovely regular Joey get his head shaved for charity! All donations collected will be split between the heart foundation and the great north air ambulance!

Now who thinks Chat GPT is right and he will look like this bald?! 🤣

12/05/2026

With many appologys the goat wont be open today, a few delivery glitches, back open tommorrow as normal tho guys x

12/05/2026

Morning to our regulars, just to let you all know the grey goat will be reopening its doors at 1pm today once delivery has been made, hope to see some our our many faces back in x

Mikes last Mayday 🍻 It’s his last mayday, did you not know?He’s one of the best, the star of the show!The grey goat will...
04/05/2026

Mikes last Mayday 🍻

It’s his last mayday, did you not know?
He’s one of the best, the star of the show!
The grey goat will never be quite the same,
Let’s be fair it’s probably going to be lame!

You see Mike is the man with the crap jokes,
He likes to talk to every lass and bloke.
You can talk about horses or football too,
Just mention the tractor boys, c’mon you blue!

He may have been grumpy when the musics too loud,
No dancing on tables, but he will video it proud!
Poker on Mondays with his mates was a must,
“Girls did you add Martin’s Fosters or we will go bust!”

You see Mike just ain’t any ordinary bloke,
He lends people money when they’re broke!
He will always try and make you smile,
It might not last, but it works for a while.

He has time for everyone whether you’re young or old.
You could be shy and quiet, or loud and bold,
Never rude, never angry, always true,
He’s a friend to all, me and you too.

Pint in hand with a smile on his face,
Surrounded by friends in his favourite place,
That’s Mike at the grey goat, just doing his thing,
Making everyone feel like a regular queen or king!

Alright let’s face it, his banter can be s**t.
The golf he plays maybe miss or hit.
One things for sure we will miss him you know,
We will have lost the best landlord this town has to show!

And If he thought he’d escape without a poem from me,
Silly Mike for leaving me an admin, hehe! 🤣🤣

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Penrith
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