The Crêpe Escape

23/09/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT WEDNESDAY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

You do not need:

* A birthday
* An anniversary
* Good news
* Bad news
* A child with you
* Anyone with you, actually

to eat a waffle at 10:43am.

Hope this helps.

22/09/2026

👜 BE HONEST… WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN YOUR BAG? 😂

We’d love to say ours contains:

✨ Purse
✨ Keys
✨ Phone
✨ Lipstick
✨ Beautifully organised life

Reality:

An emergency teabag.
Three pens. None of which work.
A receipt from 2024.
One rogue sock.
Six loose paracetamol.
A charger for a phone we no longer own.
A crushed biscuit.
A tiny plastic dinosaur.
Approximately 14 hair bobbles.
A fork. No explanation for the fork.
And a single mint that’s been rolling around since Easter.

But ask us for the ONE THING we actually need?

Absolutely no idea where it is. 😂

Luckily, we’ve now made bigger bags so we can carry even more unnecessary crap around Penarth. 🙌

🩵 MADE IN PENARTH
🤍 IT’S FINE. I’M FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Available at The Crêpe Escape.

👇 Right. Your turn. What’s the weirdest thing currently in your bag?

22/09/2026

🥞 TUESDAY. THE MOST NOTHING DAY OF THE WEEK. 😂

Monday gets all the attention.
Wednesday gets to be halfway there.
Thursday is basically Friday.
Friday is obviously Friday.

But Tuesday?

Tuesday needs pancakes. 🥞

Or a crêpe.
Or a waffle.
Or coffee and cake.

Frankly, Tuesday can have whatever it wants. 😂

So if you need a little excuse to get out of the house, meet a friend, take Mum out, have a catch-up, escape work for lunch or just sit somewhere cosy with something ridiculously nice to eat…

Consider this your excuse. 💙

19/09/2026

SATURDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… 🥞😂

Plans for today?

We’d like to suggest:

☕ Coffee you didn’t have to make
🥞 Pancakes you didn’t have to cook
🧇 Waffles with absolutely no regard for portion control
🍓 Fruit on top so we can all pretend we’re being healthy
🍰 And maybe cake afterwards because… Saturday.

Come hungry.
Wear stretchy trousers.
We’ve got the rest covered. 😂

Whether it’s breakfast, brunch, lunch, a catch-up, a date, a family treat, a quiet coffee or simply “I saw the picture and now I need pancakes”…

We’re here. 💙

Happy Saturday, Penarth!

👇 Important weekend research: PANCAKES, CRÊPES or WAFFLES?

19/09/2026

SATURDAY MORNING… AND THE TAXI IS OPEN 🚕😂

No one remembers me applying for this job.

Yet here I am.

Driver.
Kit manager.
Snack provider.
Finder of missing boots.
Keeper of approximately 47 water bottles.
And apparently responsible for knowing where everyone needs to be and at what time.

Meanwhile, my passengers are just… vibing. 🙄😂

Anyone else’s Saturday looking suspiciously similar?

Where’s the Mum/Dad/Grandparent Taxi heading this morning? ⚽️🏉🏏🩰🏊‍♀️

And to everyone whose children have grown up and no longer require a 24-hour chauffeur service…

Please don’t gloat. Some of us are going through things. 😂

☕️ Taxi drivers require fuel. The Crêpe Escape can help with that. 🥞💙

18/09/2026

We will be at Penarth rugby club tomorrow serving this menu. Hope to see you there 💙

18/09/2026

✨ SOME OCCASIONS DESERVE A SHOWSTOPPER ✨

There’s something about a grazing table that just brings everyone together. ❤️

A table piled high with beautiful food, made for sharing, picking, chatting and that inevitable…

“Ooh, have you tried THIS?” 😂

From big celebrations to the quieter, more meaningful moments, our grazing tables can be created for almost any occasion.

🎄 Christmas gatherings
🎂 Birthdays & milestone birthdays
💍 Engagements & anniversaries
👰 Weddings & hen parties
👶 Baby showers & christenings
🏡 Family get-togethers
🎓 Graduations
💼 Corporate events & office celebrations
🥂 Retirement parties
❤️ Celebrations of life
🎉 Or simply getting all your favourite people together in one room.

Beautifully presented. Generously filled. Completely tailored to your occasion.

Because sometimes you don’t just want to feed everyone…

You want them to walk in and say:

“WOW. 😍”

And then spend the next two hours gathered around the table eating. 😂

✨ Make the food part of the celebration.
💙 Grazing tables by Escape Catering / The Crêpe Escape
📍 Penarth & surrounding areas

Got something special coming up? Drop us a message and let’s create something gorgeous together. ❤️

18/09/2026

💙 FRI-YAYYYYY! 💙
We made it to Friday.
Frankly, we think that deserves recognition. 👏
Maybe a coffee. ☕️
Possibly some cake. 🍰
Almost certainly a crêpe.
And if you’ve had that kind of week…
just bring the whole waffle. 🧇😂

Meeting a friend?
Treating someone you love?
Having a little solo coffee date?
Or simply hungry because it’s 11:07am?
All completely valid reasons.

No plans?
We have pancakes.
Plans?
Cancel them. We have pancakes. 😂🥞

Happy FRI-YAY from The Crêpe Escape! 💙

👇 What’s your Friday treat of choice — crêpe, pancake, waffle or cake?

18/09/2026

17/09/2026

Got one of these living in your house? 😂

Constantly hungry.
Fridge apparently “has nothing in it.”
Eats approximately 47 times a day.
And somehow needs feeding again 12 minutes later.

SEND THEM TO US. 😂

We have crêpes.
We have waffles.
We have pancakes.
We have ridiculous milkshakes.

We can feed your teenager. 💙

We can’t find their charger though.
That’s still your problem. 😂

📍 The Crêpe Escape, Penarth

Tag someone currently being eaten out of house and home. 👇