The Pit Cartel

The Pit Cartel Forged by fire. Ruled by smoke.

The Pit Cartel crafts competition-grade BBQ meats, fire-born sauces, and straight-up outlaw flavour. 🍖🔥 💨



9kg pork shoulder, freed from the bone. Block to bark, smoke to shred. 12 hours smoke, 6 hours rest. ...
01/02/2026

9kg pork shoulder, freed from the bone.
Block to bark, smoke to shred.
12 hours smoke, 6 hours rest.


🔥 Sausage R&D — Cartel Style 🔥Six flavours. Two meats. One mission: build the hardest sausage line Scotland’s ever seen....
28/11/2025

🔥 Sausage R&D — Cartel Style 🔥

Six flavours. Two meats. One mission: build the hardest sausage line Scotland’s ever seen.

Today’s experimental batch:

BEEF
• Shawarma
• Big Mac
• Chilli Cheese

PORK
• Jalapeño & Cheese
• Nduja Pepper
• Honey Mustard (Beezkneez special)

All mixed, linked, chilled and going onto the smoker tomorrow for Phase 2 testing.
Some burst, some behaved, all tasted unreal. Early signs say we’re onto something serious 👀🌭🔥

Birria Beef Rib Tacos… Cartel style.Smoked. Braised. Dipped. Destroyed.These things went too hard. 😂💀🔥🌮Who’s trying one?...
25/11/2025

Birria Beef Rib Tacos… Cartel style.
Smoked. Braised. Dipped. Destroyed.
These things went too hard. 😂💀🔥🌮
Who’s trying one?Phil Robertson

The Pit was lit.Six meats. Six sides.Brisket, pulled pork, beef cheeks, butter-bathed turkey, garlic & chilli links, oak...
12/11/2025

The Pit was lit.
Six meats. Six sides.
Brisket, pulled pork, beef cheeks, butter-bathed turkey, garlic & chilli links, oak-smoked ham.
Cartel beans, Texas Twinkies, mac, slaw, corn ribs, and pit potato salad — every bite smoked low, finished slow.

Built from scratch. Sold out first run.

The next drop’s loading…
Follow and stay close.
When the smoke rises again — don’t blink.

Baby back ribs trimmed sharp and smoked slow over lumpwood with a touch of post oak.Jalapeño-rich mac.Fries crisp.Pickle...
10/11/2025

Baby back ribs trimmed sharp and smoked slow over lumpwood with a touch of post oak.
Jalapeño-rich mac.
Fries crisp.
Pickles zinging.

Nothing fancy. Just done right.
If you missed it, stay close.
There’s more coming…

The Pit Cartel Has Entered the Game! 🔥 🐖💨 🔥 Brisket. Ribs. Shorties. Sausages. Twinkies.Sides that speak louder than wo...
30/10/2025

The Pit Cartel Has Entered the Game!
🔥 🐖💨 🔥

Brisket. Ribs. Shorties. Sausages. Twinkies.
Sides that speak louder than words.

One smoker. Twelve hours. Ten elements. One tray.

Day zero. Just wood, fire, and food with intent.
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