The Wee Howff

27/08/2026

🎤🎶 KARAOKE WITH MARK 🎶🃏

Join us tomorrow evening for your favourite night oot! 🎙️🎉

Mark Walton is back on the mic, ready to take all your requests, so get those vocal cords warmed up and get ready to sing the night away! 🪩🎤

📅 Friday 28th August
🎤 Karaoke
🎙️ Hosted by Mark Walton
⏰ 8pm til late

⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE
We will be closed until 2PM on Friday 28th August as our team will be attending a family funeral. We apologise for any inconvenience and really appreciate your understanding, support and respect during this difficult time. ❤️

29/07/2026

⚽ THE SPFL IS BACK… SO YOUR WEEKENDS ARE SORTED! 🍻

The optimism is sky high and nobody’s been calling for the manager’s head… yet.

Join us at The Wee Howff for every opening weekend SPFL fixture LIVE on Sky Sports.

📅 Opening Weekend

Friday 31st July
⚽ Dundee United 🆚 Rangers – 8:00pm

Saturday 1st August
⚽ Falkirk 🆚 St. Mirren – 3:00pm
⚽ Aberdeen 🆚 Hearts – 5:30pm

Sunday 2nd August
⚽ St. Johnstone 🆚 Kilmarnock – 2:00pm
⚽ Hibernian 🆚 Motherwell – 4:30pm

Monday 3rd August
⚽ Celtic 🆚 Dundee – 7:30pm

🍺 Cold pints.
📺 Plenty of screens.
⚽ VAR complaints welcomed.
🤦 “It’s only the first game!” will be heard at least 17 times.

Football’s back… and so are the arguments. See you at the bar! 🍻🤣

26/07/2026

See you all at 3PM😎🥳

🎤🎶 KARAOKE & STICKY 13 🎶🎤

Join us on Sunday 26th July for a fantastic afternoon from 3PM into an evening of entertainment hosted by Mark Walton! 🎉

⚽ We’ll also be showing the St Mirren v Dunfermline game at 3pm! ⚫️⚪

Why not come in before kick-off, pop in after the game, or stay with us and enjoy the football alongside some great entertainment? 🍻🎤🎶

📅 Sunday 26th July
🎤 Karaoke & Sticky 13 hosted by Mark Walton
⚽ St Mirren v Dunfermline – kick-off 3pm

Bring your friends, enjoy the game, sing your heart out and have a great day with us! 🙌🎉

24/07/2026

🎤🎶 KARAOKE & STICKY 13 🎶🎤

Join us on Sunday 26th July for a fantastic afternoon from 3PM into an evening of entertainment hosted by Mark Walton! 🎉

⚽ We’ll also be showing the St Mirren v Dunfermline game at 3pm! ⚫️⚪

Why not come in before kick-off, pop in after the game, or stay with us and enjoy the football alongside some great entertainment? 🍻🎤🎶

📅 Sunday 26th July
🎤 Karaoke & Sticky 13 hosted by Mark Walton
⚽ St Mirren v Dunfermline – kick-off 3pm

Bring your friends, enjoy the game, sing your heart out and have a great day with us! 🙌🎉

21/07/2026

🔴⚫ MATCHDAY AT THE WEE HOWFF! ⚫🔴

⚽ St Mirren v East Kilbride
🕢 Kick-off: 19:45

Catch all the action LIVE at The Wee Howff! 📺

🍻 Come in for a pint before the game, enjoy the match with us, or pop in for a few after the final whistle! 🙌

🐼 COME ON THE SAINTS! 🐼

19/07/2026

🌍⚽ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS… THE WORLD CUP FINAL! ⚽🌍

Join us tonight as football’s biggest prize is decided LIVE on our screens!

🇪🇸SPAIN V ARGENTINA🇦🇷
🕗 Kick-off: 8:00 PM
📺 Live across our screens
🍺 Ice-cold drinks flowing

Get down early, grab a drink, and enjoy the World Cup Final with us!

17/07/2026

⚫⚪ MATCH DAY THIS SATURDAY! ⚫⚪

Cove Rangers 🆚 St Mirren
📅 Saturday 18th July
⏰ 3:00PM Kick-Off

Join us to watch all the action LIVE on our screens with a pint in hand and a great matchday atmosphere! 🍻⚽

A quick word about last weekend…

Firstly, thank you to everyone for your patience while we battled a few technical gremlins before kick-off. We know it wasn’t the smoothest start, but we got everything up and running and the game was shown. Your understanding was very much appreciated!

Secondly… yes, we know it’s warm! 😅 We’re an old building full of character, and unfortunately air conditioning wasn’t exactly part of the original plans. We can promise plenty of cold pints though, and they’re a lot more enjoyable than reading complaints about the weather, the TV, the heat… and whatever else the complaint of the day might be! 😂🍺

So come along this Saturday, grab a drink, find a seat, and cheer on the Buddies with us.

See you for kick-off! ⚫⚪💪

15/07/2026

VAT has been a major cause of many pubs & hospitality venues closing.

VAT being set at 20% along with ever increasing costs mean hard working owners/tenants are finding their margins squeezed beyond anything that is reasonable forcing the closure of many of you favourites no matter how busy they are.

Tom Kerridge has been campaigning hard on this, show support for your local & hospitality as a whole by clicking the link & signing the petition.

Thank you.

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13/07/2026

⚽🏆 World Cup Semi Finals LIVE 🏆⚽

Join us for both World Cup Semi Finals, Tuesday and Wednesday night kicking off at 8PM, shown live across our screens with a cracking pint in hand. 🍻📺

🚨 Please note: There will be NO Quiz Night this Wednesday to make way for the football, so get your team together for the match instead!

Grab a wee pint and join some great company for the biggest nights in football… what more could you ask for?

See you at The Wee Howff! ⚽🍺

10/07/2026

☀️ The sun is shining troops and the b**r garden is open just in time for the weekend! It’s set to reach a glorious 27°C in the toon today! 🍻🌿 so time to soak up the sunshine with your favourite drink in hand

Fancy something refreshing? Strongbow Dark Fruit is on tap and pouring all day long – the perfect pint for this weather! 🍎🫐

Then from 8PM, the one and only Mark Walton takes over with our ever-popular Karaoke Night! 🎤

See you in the b**r garden… and then on the dancefloor! 😎🍺🎶