Are you tired of STACS closing just as you start that all-nighter? Sounds like you need RORY O’COFFEE’s, Oxford’s newest, cheapest, and coolest coffee shop. Located just past the Marquee on the ground floor of staircase 2, Rory O’Coffee’s provides an authentic student environment in which to get that extra kick. Using trademark Nespresso capsules sourced from London headquarters "Bernard O’Coffee'
s", our staff will give you the best beans in town at low low prices. All your favourites are available:
Roriccino £1.10
Americano’keeffe £1.00
Double Vodka Coffee £4.00
For an extra 10p, get an “R” written into the foam! Each coffee comes branded with its own intensity level. Use this helpful guide to decide which one will hit the spot for you:
LEVEL 3: I need a gentle nudge in the energy direction. LEVEL 4: I have five hundred words left but I need Mr Coffee to push me over the finish line. LEVEL 6: I’m really flagging now, cycling to the Bod was a bad idea. LEVEL 7: I slept through my tutorial and I need a serious boost. LEVEL 9: I am too tired to dress myself; please pump my naked body full of pure caffeine. Buy one cup of coffee and then buy another cup of coffee. Buy two coffees and buy another immediately afterwards. Buy one Roriccino and get a free ROREO (Just a normal Oreo)
Feel free to take your coffee back to your room or stay and enjoy the lounge area. But be aware that the O’Coffee Computer is tuned permanently to Babe Station and the channel is not to be changed. Please note that the lounge area is not to be used for any purpose other than watching Babe Station between 1830 and 2300. We also have ON-SITE TOILET FACILITIES if you have one espresso too many! This en suite can also be used to take a quick chlamydia test which will get you a FREE Rory O’Coffee's Voucher! So what are you waiting for?! 'Like' this page for the latest updates about the GRAND OPENING on Wednesday!
