Shake'N'Cake Bar & Grill

12/10/2026

Do you suffer from flour fear? Have you been victimised by a baguette anytime in the last bit of lifetime??

“I tolerate a lot of things, but not gluten.”

Finally, some toast that won’t upset your stomach.

Shake’N’Cake keyrings now available. Get one for yourself or that mate who’s been personally bullied by a croissant.

Available on our menu to add to your order now www.shakencake.co.uk

If you are a wet wipe and want to cry in the comments about how I don't take this seriously - on behalf of everyone on planet earth ...... bore off 🖕🏼

11/10/2026

Imagine calling us “just a milkshake shop” then watching me make this.

Our Chicken Detroit burger, getting its own video because apparently taking a photo wasn’t enough showing off.

I’d tell you how good it is, but I made it, so you’re hardly getting an impartial fu***ng opinion.

Watch it. Get hungry. Make it my problem.

www.shakencake.co.uk

11/10/2026

“Is it spicy?”

No, mate. Those chillies are just there to keep the fu***ng pepperoni company.

For everyone who says “I can handle a bit of heat” then starts sweating halfway through the first slice.

We believe in you. Your forehead’s telling a different story.... we all have that one 'fwend'.

11/10/2026

Looking for the Northern Lights?

You’ve opened the fridge six times. That little bulb is all you’re seeing tonight.

Same cheese. Same sad yoghurt. Still no dinner.

Order a Shake’N’Cake and shut the fu***ng fridge.

www.shakencake.co.uk or simply download our App and stop paying the mental prices from the delivery Apps.

10/10/2026

IMPORTANT!!

Made a video about our coleslaw because apparently a photo of cabbage wasn’t enough.

It’s usually shoved next to a burger and ignored. Today it’s got a starring role and I’ve had to listen to myself talk about it.

Watch it. I’m not doing all that for six views and a thumbs-up from Mrs Shake'N'Cake Bar & Grill

Music courtesy of Admin Team from Anything Aycliffe ❤️

10/10/2026

Does anyone know what this is for????

In kitchen terms it is used to remove the top from the egg for 'Egg'n'Soldiers'

In Shake'N'Cake it is used to keep the male staff in check....we do sometimes struggle to recruit 🤷

10/10/2026

Yes, you’ve just stopped scrolling to look at coleslaw on a milkshake shop’s page.

We’ve got chocolate, ice cream and whipped cream… and today I'm showing you fu***ng cabbage.

As far as me being the 'Marketing department' - I'm pretty s**t at this. 🤷

Pssst.... video on route - just Steven Spielberging the s**t out if it and doing a voice over!

09/10/2026

Share this or your a total whopper!!!

No good deed goes unpunished.

So Aycliffe Radio are collaborating with Aycliffe & District Bus Preservation Society to put on a Kids Halloween night and disco at the bus museum to create some fun and raise much needed funds.

We thought paying to promote their advert might help to get the message out.

£25 seemed fair enough….

But Apple want a slice at £10.71

The tax people from who knows where want another £7.14

Add 26p of local fees whatever that is and it’s up to £43.11

Just to get Facebook to show people something nice.

So here’s a change of plan.

If 50 people like and share this we’ll give the £43.11 to the bus museum instead.

The Halloween event info is at https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18WuJP6Wrk/

Thank you

09/10/2026

Any witnesses?? This happened at 1215 today - Aycliffe Industrial Estate

I'm not being dramatic right BUT..... This fu**ing HUGE SCORPIAN has just tried to break into my car and kill me whilst I was driving!!!

09/10/2026

Tell me that's not a f**king cartoon duck? Some people see things in clouds - I swear I see them in coffee foam.
Siesta Coffee Group - Newton Aycliffe