24/07/2026
So, I'm the DJ tonight in The Yard Of Ale. Because I'm too tight to pay anyone.
I'm currently deciding on which shirt to wear? What do you reckon?
Yes, I've done DJing before. Tonight will not be Karaoke. I'm stuck in a 1980's retro rock timewarp. So, no Angles or Sweet Poxy Caroline. And, before you suggest that. No.
I'm really looking forward to seeing some of you here tonight.
Let's see if any of you have a "better" shirt than me?!?!?!
Grum