07/09/2026
🎯 JUBILEE 6–3 — HOME WIN! 🏆🍻
The Jubilee boys get the job done at home with a 6–3 victory! 💪🎯
A night of big wins, hard battles, one absolute star performance… and one man who may need to reconsider whether sobriety and darts actually mix. 😂
🎯 SINGLES REVIEWS
Elliott — ⭐ +5
🌟 STAR PLAYER OF THE NIGHT! 🌟
Two games. Two wins. Both won comfortably. Elliott turned up tonight and apparently decided the rest of us were just there to watch. 😂🎯
Then carried that form into the doubles too. Someone check his darts for performance-enhancing substances!
Milky — ⭐ +5
Two wins after two seriously hard battles! 💪🎯
Milky had to dig deep, but kept his head and got the job done both times. Proper battling performance tonight — +5 well deserved!
Danny — ⭐ +3
A tough match but Danny came through 2–1. Not exactly a relaxing evening at the oche, but a win is a win! 😂💪
Took the scenic route, but eventually found the destination.
Wiggy — ⭐ -5 💀
Oh dear… 😂
First game of the season and Wiggy decided to start as he means to go on — losing both singles!
And somehow the most unbelievable part was that he was SOBER. 🍺🚫
Not up to his usual standard whatsoever. Maybe someone needs to put a pint in his hand before the next match and see if the darts magically improve. 😂🎯
🎯 DOUBLES
Elliott & Milky — 💥 THE DREAM TEAM 💥
Two games. Two wins.
And Elliott finishing both games! 🎯🔥
Absolute dream team tonight. Milky doing the battling and Elliott cleaning up at the end. They were basically playing doubles while the rest of us were playing survival mode. 😂
Danny & Wiggy
A proper couple of battles tonight! 💪
One win and one loss, with neither game being easy.
Wiggy clearly decided one defeat in singles wasn't enough and wanted some doubles misery too. 😂 Meanwhile Danny was left trying to drag him over the line!
🎯 FINAL GAME
Danny unfortunately couldn't get the final one over the line, but by then the damage was already done…
🏆 JUBILEE WIN 6–3! 🏆
+5 Elliott — Star man 🌟
+5 Milky — Two hard-fought wins 💪
+3 Danny — Scrapped his way to a 2–1 win 👊
-5 Wiggy — Sober. Say no more. 😂🍺
6–3 on the board, 3 points in the bag and Wiggy’s sobriety officially under investigation. 😂
🎯 UP THE JUBILEE! 🍻
