Bruffo's

Bruffo's Exclusive Chefery. Take Away service available. "Preparation Is Pretension." "You Calm Down, it's Bruffo’s” Welcome to Bruffo's (TM).

Bruffo's is a non-profit making Chefery located in the heart of Balsall Heath. Abandoning previous models of food service, Bruffo's shows how anyone can make food with simple ingredients, scissors, and a basic understanding of temperature.

Greetings trusted Bruffo's members.As part of your semi-exclusive membership, you get free access to this new game.https...
28/11/2020

Greetings trusted Bruffo's members.

As part of your semi-exclusive membership, you get free access to this new game.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/452951066

Built by my alter-ego James who began to learn the basics of how to make a game in a busy 24 hour period.. I just couldn't wait to share it, he's like a son to me.

If anybody can get to 100 points and posts a photo here, eventually I will get in touch to offer you some free Bruffo's cutlery! If you don't live too far from camp that is.

The good stuff comes a bit further into the game, I think.

Press the full screen button on the first screen for optimum graphical performance.

Stay good, stay satisfied, it's Bruffo's.

18/03/2020

Hiya valued Bruffo's members. Here is my idea of how to lockdown from the Coronavirus.

We need “clans” of people. I will use myself as an example.

I have one housemate. We sit down, agree who we NEED to see:

So.....

1) Our respective gf/bf
2) Nobody else really

So that’s it for us!

So then we work out with our gf/bf who they are going to be seeing. In this case it is one of their housemates, and the other lives alone. So this leaves one person as a variable. We then have to discuss with them the same thing.

The idea is to eventually and as quickly as possible close the group.

So let’s pretend that one remaining person I mentioned lives by themselves and is only seeing one other person who is in our group already.

Our group is then closed into 6 people who can mix provided we do so sensibly, ideally staying in the same place if possible; certainly not catching the bus to each other anyway.

After 10-14 days of keeping ourselves to that group only (with the exception of perhaps a quick careful shop visit I guess), provided nobody shows symptoms, we can assume as best as possible that our group is “clear”. We could then theoretically mix with another group (such as our parents) who we trust to have been following the same plan.

Of course you could employ even tighter measures, but this is just my suggestion of how to isolate for the next few months without being totally isolated. For those risk takers, in theory every two weeks you have the option to grow your party, while still keeping out of the way of people who want to keep to themselves.

Lastly, anybody that does have symptoms has My Sharona playing loop on their phone so people know to keep a few meters distance.

Best wishes anyone.

01/04/2019

Phew! The end of another busy working week. Just waiting for the last visitors to leave and I can have a rest. Without writing for too long there are a few little things that need mentioning...Just a reminder folks that once we hit closing time I DO need you to respect the times and try your best to finish up nice and quick even if it is still quite hot, unless you are intending to stay of course for a more private function. And to save me answering a common question, yes I do stock a limited supply of Milk of Magnesia if you want to preload and yes it is vegan but please don’t order it as a starter as a small amount can go a long way. Also we’re not sure if we will keep open that extra hour in the long term now that the negotiations with JustEat seem to have fallen so flat. They just keep saying “No” as soon as I say “hello”. This did delay service today horribly; I was tearful over the stirfry maker about a few things and the last “no” call didn’t help, as well as one of our guests getting impatient that I only had one hand free despite me explaining I could conduct negotiations on the phone and still work on stirring the batch of boiled amalgam. So just to sum up, I am quite strict about when I work and so I do try to include my admin time within the opening hours! Right! Now that’s all said, here is wishing you all a peaceful week, and if you are lonely remember to try and dip your toe into the ocean of love, confusion and neediness that could await you if you just try and say hello to a few people. I’m thinking about JustEat when I say that of course. “Now you stay calm, it’s Bruffo’s (TM)”.

Hmm another clean plate! New plans taking shape.We are excited to report that Bruffo's just spoke to Just Eat! Unfortuna...
26/03/2019

Hmm another clean plate! New plans taking shape.
We are excited to report that Bruffo's just spoke to Just Eat! Unfortunately things didn't go as planned, despite trying to barter the £600+ registration cost by offering to be available for an EXTRA hour each week! Nevermind, but now we have new opening times. We're also looking at investing in a company phone, which will be switched on between 5.30-7.00pm every Monday. Number to follow when I've bartered with the Pay as You Go rep. Anyway, far too much information and overtime worked today, should be one of our day's off! Best wishes to you all for a friendly week on this Earth and remember “you calm down, it's Bruffo's” (TM)

Hello privileged customers! It's been a while hasn't it? Hope you're all feeling better. I don't think any but the most ...
26/03/2019

Hello privileged customers! It's been a while hasn't it? Hope you're all feeling better. I don't think any but the most loyal of you will see this post, but there's a new recipe being worked on! At Bruffo's we always say that preparation is pretension, but as it's a mod of one of the classics I think we're safe. I just tried some and I am really full. Try and relax, it's Bruffo's (TM)

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