Tea In The Paddock

22/10/2026

FUNERAL GATHERINGS CATERED FOR 7 days a week in our heated function room also with a log burner
Lots of free on site parking

17/10/2026

We will be CLOSED to the public in our INSIDE today from 2pm as we have a golden wedding
Sorry for any inconvenience
Coffees teas cake w**e b**r etc can be served in our garden area from then on if you still want to call in
Sorry for any inconvenience

15/10/2026

Well at least are internet is now up and running and we can take your payments again after a very long fight with sky 🙏

10/10/2026

10/10/2026

GOOD MORNING
We are open today until 5pm
Food served all day
We are fully licensed 🍺
Plenty free parking
NE62 5PZ

04/10/2026

There’s some HANDY PEOPLE ✋
Bonkers bingo night was a fab night
But to the person who STOLE THE GOLD HAND TOILET ROLL HOLDER off the disabled toilet wall you must be a HANDY person ripping it off the wall.
You obviously didn’t need a HAND stealing it. Are you keeping it for yourself or are you happy enough to HAND it back over to us
If you need a helping HAND 🤚 doing this please let us know it would be HANDY so the disabled toilets are put back how they were with toilet roll in its holder
It’s HANDY to have loo roll when you need to go
It’s not so HANDY when you need to twist round or bend down to reach it
I’m sure no one with you would of had a HAND in the stealing of it
If you have a conscience bring it back and just admit you were drunk and needed a helping HAND no questions asked
If you haven’t I hope your next sh— 💩
is runny and you have no loo roll and only a HAND to help
You know the saying
“ there’s always one “

03/10/2026

BONKERS BINGO
I know people have been trying to get through and the line hasn’t been working for BONKERS TICKETS
Just come along you can pay on door £5 each

03/10/2026

TONIGHTS the NIGHT AND WHAT A NIGHT ITS GOING TO BE 🕺💃🍺🍻🎉

NE62 5PZ
07802858759 for tickets

02/10/2026

Only one more sleep we hope you are all as excited as we are 💃🕺🥂🍺🍻🍸🍹🥳

Book your tickets now only £5
Lots of prizes to be won
Lots of fun and dancing 💃🕺🥃🍻🥂🎉
NE62 5PZ
07802858759

02/10/2026

Only one more sleep until our mad night of bonkers bingo 🎉🎉🍾🍺🍹🧉💃🕺

Book your tickets now only £5
Lots of prizes to be won
Lots of fun and dancing 💃🕺🥃🍻🥂🎉
NE62 5PZ
07802858759