The Limes Cottage

28/06/2015

Thank you all!

26/06/2015

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

26/06/2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcB_p-sz9a0

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25/06/2015

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypen*s," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

23/06/2015

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

21/06/2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8

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21/06/2015

What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

20/06/2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu9bHK4b6j8

James and Iggy Azalea carpool through Los Angeles singing some of her classic songs and stop in to a bridal shop to try on wedding dresses ahead of Iggy's nu...

20/06/2015

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

19/06/2015

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

19/06/2015

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

18/06/2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPdm3wh-umc