31/05/2026
Last night we encountered one group of guests who displayed some particularly disgraceful and entitled behaviour which got us a little bit rattled. We even had to have a mid-service crème de menthe to refocus and restore our zen 🧘🏻♀️
We were going to plaster their names and details of their heinous sins online, but we are fully fledged grown up adults now (plus the CdM did its job) so we’ve decided against that, and are sharing this absolute gem of a post from our comrades on the other side of the island.
We salute you, Boathouse Hotel Holyhead - stay strong! 🫡
PS… our guests can’t operate our door either 🤷🏽♀️
PPS… WE DON’T SELL CHICKEN DIPPERS*
*but if you really really REALLY want some, just pop it in the booking notes and we’ll panné you some chicken breast and charge you accordingly. Please also do this if you don’t like the style of food we sell but insist on dining with us anyway. It’ll be a nice fun challenge to come up with a bespoke menu for you of Bland Beige