The Messy Baker

09/08/2026

04/08/2026

After keeping me up most of the night making sure she didn’t wriggle out of her cooling jacket, this Biff has spent today living her best luxury spa life.

Meanwhile, I’m the one who’s sleep deprived.

The garden cushions are officially hers now.
Nobody is allowed to sit on them.
Nobody is allowed to move them.
And don’t anyone dare touch them.

I just work here. 🤷🏼‍♀️👑

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04/08/2026

POV: You accidentally pull an all-nighter because your tiny supervisor keeps trying to Houdini herself out of her cooling jacket… 🫠

Me: “I’ll catch up on sleep.”

Also me: Makes bridal shower cupcakes instead. 😂

On the plus side, Team MHST got fresh cupcakes, Dizzy remained (mostly) jacketed, and I survived on caffeine and questionable life choices. 💍🧁

If anyone asks, this was all part of the plan… and I definitely wasn’t decorating cupcakes at 3am talking to buttercream. 👀

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