Clumsies

Clumsies Opening hours 🍔

Sunday 5:30-8pm
Wednesday-Saturday 5:30-9pm

📍 2 The St, Wickham Bishops, Witham CM8 3NN - Mrs Salisburys Carpark

Clumsies is taking a little break 😴We’ll be CLOSED from Sunday 1st to the 11th — so this week is your last chance to get...
26/02/2026

Clumsies is taking a little break 😴

We’ll be CLOSED from Sunday 1st to the 11th — so this week is your last chance to get messy with us.

Get your orders in before we disappear…
👉 www.clumsies.uk

Clumsies is available for private hire 🎉Perfect for:• Private parties• Weddings• Corporate events• FestivalsTop-tier sma...
04/01/2026

Clumsies is available for private hire 🎉
Perfect for:
• Private parties
• Weddings
• Corporate events
• Festivals

Top-tier smash burgers, straight from the truck.
Drop us a DM for availability & details.

🚨 Closure Notice 🚨Clumsies will be closed from Saturday 6th–14th.Last chance to order is tomorrow night (Friday 5th)!Get...
04/12/2025

🚨 Closure Notice 🚨
Clumsies will be closed from Saturday 6th–14th.
Last chance to order is tomorrow night (Friday 5th)!
Get it in while you can

Heads up, Clumsies crew! 💛We’ll be closed from November 8th–14th for a little break — so make sure to get your orders in...
03/11/2025

Heads up, Clumsies crew! 💛
We’ll be closed from November 8th–14th for a little break — so make sure to get your orders in this week!
We’ll be back, bright-eyed and ready to serve you, from November 15th

🥇 New Special AlertYou asked for more beef… we delivered.Two smashed patties, slow-cooked short rib, melty cheese, caram...
26/10/2025

🥇 New Special Alert
You asked for more beef… we delivered.
Two smashed patties, slow-cooked short rib, melty cheese, caramelised onions, pickles and a flood of Clumsy sauce… all on a bed of crispy fries.
It’s filthy. It’s beefy. It’s beautiful.
⏳ Here for a limited time.
📍 Wickham Bishops | 🕕 6–9PM | www.clumsies.uk

🚨 Heads Up, Clumsies Fam! 🚨We’ll be closed this Friday and Saturday, so make sure to get your burger fix on Wednesday an...
07/05/2025

🚨 Heads Up, Clumsies Fam! 🚨
We’ll be closed this Friday and Saturday, so make sure to get your burger fix on Wednesday and Thursday! 🍔🔥
Order now at www.clumsies.uk and don’t miss out!

🚚 FREE DELIVERY FRIDAYS are here! 🍔🎉Kick off your weekend the right way—with your favourite Clumsies burgers delivered s...
02/05/2025

🚚 FREE DELIVERY FRIDAYS are here! 🍔🎉
Kick off your weekend the right way—with your favourite Clumsies burgers delivered straight to your door!

No delivery fee. No fuss. Just mouthwatering burgers, crispy fries, and all your faves brought to you fresh and fast.

🔥 Available all day Friday on orders through www.clumsies.uk
🍟 Tag your Friday feast crew and let them know!

Clumsies is closed this Friday 25th! Get your orders in early this Wednesday and Thursday, sorry for any inconvenience.
22/04/2025

Clumsies is closed this Friday 25th! Get your orders in early this Wednesday and Thursday, sorry for any inconvenience.

🎄🍔 Good news, burger fans! Clumsies is OPEN every day from December 17th 6–9 PM until 23rd (and 5–8 PM on Christmas Eve)...
13/12/2024

🎄🍔 Good news, burger fans! Clumsies is OPEN every day from December 17th 6–9 PM until 23rd (and 5–8 PM on Christmas Eve)! 🎅✨ Find us at the Mrs. Salisbury's of Wickham Bishops car park or order online at www.clumsies.uk for your festive fix of gourmet goodness. 🎁 See you soon! 🍟🔥

HAVE YOU TRIED OUR TOP SELLER SIDE - CAJUN CORN RIBS🌽 THEY’RE DELISH😍 - OPEN TONIGHT 6-9🍔
27/11/2024

HAVE YOU TRIED OUR TOP SELLER SIDE - CAJUN CORN RIBS🌽 THEY’RE DELISH😍 - OPEN TONIGHT 6-9🍔

DID YOU KNOW WE NOW HAVE PRE-ORDER & LOCAL DELIVERY VIA OUR NEW WEBSITE?😁🍔•CLICK LINK IN BIO OR VISIT WWW.CLUMSIES.UK
23/11/2024

DID YOU KNOW WE NOW HAVE PRE-ORDER & LOCAL DELIVERY VIA OUR NEW WEBSITE?😁🍔
•CLICK LINK IN BIO OR VISIT WWW.CLUMSIES.UK

13/11/2024

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Address

2 The Street, Wickham Bishops
Maldon
CM83NN

Opening Hours

Wednesday 6pm - 9pm
Thursday 6pm - 9pm
Friday 6pm - 9pm
Saturday 6pm - 9pm

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