Who'd a Thought It

Who'd a Thought It We live up to our name! ✨
Tucked in the Kent countryside, our boutique hotel is a hive of character. To book, please click the link below ⬇️
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Champagne and Oyster Bar:
We are enormously proud of our extensive champagne selection which includes more than sixty varieties. With a range that includes such favourites as Moet and Chandon or Bollinger through to our prestige vintage Dom Perignon, we are confident that you will find a champagne to compliment any occasion and to match any palate. We find that there is nothing quite like a glass

of bubbles to accompany our beautifully fresh rock oysters. Restaurant
The Who'd a Thought it is a lovely restored sixteenth-century building set in the delightful Kentish countryside and is the perfect setting for any meal. Our sumptuously-decorated restaurant is ideal for more formal occasions, while the terrace and delightful gardens offer guests an al fresco dining experience in warmer weather. We offer two distinctly diverse menus, each one providing a wide and varied choice of delicious home-made food including meat, fish and pasta. Choose between modern English dishes and fine dining; house specialities include Chateaubriand and The Who'd A Thought It's signature Plateau Rouge, a sumptuous and eye-catching selection of seafood. Accommodation
At the Who'd a Thought It we offer a range of luxurious, highly individual rooms and suites. Stay in luxury in one of our classically furnished rooms, compete with romantic four-poster beds, or perhaps opt for one of our contemporary rooms, which are a fusion of modern-yet-elegant design design and sumptuous fabrics. These also feature fabulously indulgent jacuzzi baths and hot tubs.

✨ Are you joining us? ✨We are SO excited to announce an exclusive Charlotte Tilbury Masterclass like no other at The Who...
07/07/2026

✨ Are you joining us? ✨

We are SO excited to announce an exclusive Charlotte Tilbury Masterclass like no other at The Who’d A Thought It! 💄

Join the Charlotte Tilbury experts for an unforgettable afternoon, where you’ll discover flawless skin secrets, iconic makeup techniques and all the tips you need to recreate those signature glamorous looks. ✨

With limited tickets available, you’ll need to be quick to secure your place! Gather your girls, enjoy a fabulous afternoon and leave feeling confident, glowing and utterly glamorous. 💋

💌 Get in touch today to book your place before it’s gone

Are you joining us TODAY at the Whodie? ☀️We’ve got the incredible Megs Russon bringing the vibes from 3pm! 🎶With sunshi...
05/07/2026

Are you joining us TODAY at the Whodie? ☀️

We’ve got the incredible Megs Russon bringing the vibes from 3pm! 🎶

With sunshine, live music, delicious food, and ice-cold drinks, there’s no better place to spend your Sunday. 🍹✨

Gather your friends, grab a table, and let’s make it one to remember!

See you soon… 👀💜

02/07/2026

Great news 💫 live music is back this Sunday at The Who’d A Thought It? 🎶🔥

The sun is set to be a scorcher, the vibe is set to be even hotter… and our roast dinners are truly on fire 🍽️

Expect great music, great food, and a crowd ready to bring the energy all day long ☀️

Are you joining us this Sunday? We can’t wait to welcome you! 💛

30/06/2026

One of the things we love most about Who’d A Thought It is the beautiful Kent countryside that surrounds us ☀️

Every room is nestled amongst stunning views, offering the perfect opportunity to switch off, unwind, and soak up the peaceful surroundings.

Whether you’re joining us for a romantic getaway, a relaxing break, or simply a summer staycation, there’s no better place to enjoy the beauty of Kent. 💚

✨ Your summer escape is waiting here at Who’d A Thought It💜

25/06/2026

Experience the ultimate summer staycation here at The Who’d A Thought It!😍

Escape the everyday and indulge in a little luxury this summer. Sip on chilled champagne, unwind in your private hot tub, savour delicious food, and enjoy a truly unforgettable getaway in the heart of the countryside. 🥂🛁

Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, planning a romantic escape, or simply treating yourself, there’s no better place to relax, recharge, and make memories.

Make Summer 2026 one to remember with a stay you’ll never want to leave. 🌿✨

Book your escape today and discover the magic of The Who’d A Thought It today 💜

We’re back this Sunday with Live Music Sundays at The Who’d A Thought It ☀️✨Join us from 2:30pm as the brilliant Tempo s...
23/06/2026

We’re back this Sunday with Live Music Sundays at The Who’d A Thought It ☀️✨

Join us from 2:30pm as the brilliant Tempo set the vibe for the perfect laid-back afternoon of great music, good drinks and even better company 🎶🍹

Why not make a day of it? We’ve still got limited availability for our famous five star roast dinners 🤤🍽️

Sunshine, cocktails, live music and a proper Sunday roast… that’s your weekend sorted 💜

Give us a call to book your table we’d love to see you there 😍

🐎🥂 Are you joining us for Ascot Day tomorrow?It’s one of our favourite days of the year to host, and we can’t wait to ce...
18/06/2026

🐎🥂 Are you joining us for Ascot Day tomorrow?

It’s one of our favourite days of the year to host, and we can’t wait to celebrate with you here at Who’d A Thought It! ✨

Dress to impress, soak up the atmosphere, watch all the racing action unfold, enjoy some beautiful drinks, feast on incredible food, and then party the Friday night away with us. 🍾🍽️🎶

Whether you’re backing the winners or just here for the celebrations, it’s set to be a fantastic day from start to finish.

Who’s joining us? 🐎🥂✨

Are you joining us tomorrow night at Who’d A Thought It as England kick off their World Cup campaign? 🏆⚽️We can’t wait t...
16/06/2026

Are you joining us tomorrow night at Who’d A Thought It as England kick off their World Cup campaign? 🏆⚽️

We can’t wait to welcome you all for what promises to be an incredible atmosphere, plenty of patriotic spirit, great food and drinks, and hopefully the perfect start to England’s journey! 🏴🍻

📅 Tomorrow Night
⏰ 9:00pm
⚽️ England v Croatia

Who’s backing the Three Lions? 👇

It’s coming home... 🙌🏆⚽️

Sundays really are becoming the new Saturdays at the Who’d A Thought It! ☀️Join us from 2:30pm as the incredible Maisie ...
14/06/2026

Sundays really are becoming the new Saturdays at the Who’d A Thought It! ☀️

Join us from 2:30pm as the incredible Maisie brings the perfect soundtrack to your Sunday afternoon 🎶🍹

And the good news? We still have limited availability for our five-star roast dinners! 🤤🍽️

Picture this: sunshine in the garden, cocktails flowing, live music filling the air, and a delicious roast dinner in front of you… what more could you want? ✨

Tables are filling fast, so give us a call to secure yours and join us for the ultimate Sunday experience. 💜

Who’s joining us today? 👇😍

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Headcorn Road
Maidstone
ME172AR

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