Diane's kitchen - browns cafe

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Welcome to Diane's Kitchen @ Browns café, family friendly café in the heart of Mablethorpe
Also Dog friendly
19 Victoria Road, Mablethorpe, United Kingdom, LN12 2AF

🤣🍴 THE GREAT FORK MYSTERY… 🍴🤣For all our newer followers, here’s a little Dianes kitchen history lesson…At one point, ou...
21/08/2026

🤣🍴 THE GREAT FORK MYSTERY… 🍴🤣

For all our newer followers, here’s a little Dianes kitchen history lesson…

At one point, our forks started disappearing.

Not one or two.
Not five or ten.

42 FORKS. 😳🤣

Yep… somehow 42 forks went missing from Diane’s kitchen !

Where did they go?
Who needed that many forks?
Is there somebody in Mablethorpe sitting on a secret mountain of cutlery? 👀😂

We may never know…

Thankfully, the fork crisis has since been resolved and we’re fully forked up again! 🍴🤣

But it still makes us laugh thinking about it…

47 FORKS!!

Crazy world we live in, isn’t it? 🤣

Now be honest… what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever accidentally taken home from a café, pub or restaurant? 👀👇🏽

18/08/2026

🚨 OPEN 930 am to 2 ish !🚨

When it’s gone… IT’S GONE. 😂

So get yourselves down here and fill your boots before someone else does! 🍔🍳☕️

And please… for the love of bacon… 🥓

DO NOT be on Facebook later:

“Are you still open?”
“Have you got any left?”
“I was just about to come down 😭”

NO, SHARON. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 😂😂

You’ve been warned. Fair and square. 👌🏽

🏃🏽‍♂️💨 COME GET IT BEFORE WE SELL OUT!

17/08/2026

Open 930 am to early afternoon see you all soon 🙂

What a way to end the day yesterday:Lovely people, honestly the kind words and support has been unmatched! We’ve seen so...
16/08/2026

What a way to end the day yesterday:
Lovely people, honestly the kind words and support has been unmatched! We’ve seen soooo many new faces this week, which we really appreciate, but I’ve got to be real for a minute… it’s been the old ones too that have reminded us, why we are still here 🙌🏽💯

Yesterday was incredible 👌🏽🔥
One gentleman ordered a bacon and mushroom with a latte… few moments later after devouring it, he comes back up to the counter. He looks at me and said it was absolutely delicious and he’d like to sample a sausage and egg this time with another one of those lattes… 👀 Now that was one of those really satisfying things to hear, as a business owner… 🏆🥇

Open as usual this morning 🕘

Let’s fill this little place again today and make it filled with good vibes and laughter 🥰🔥

15/08/2026

🥓😂 ROSES ARE RED… Diane’s EDITION

Roses are red, 🌹
Bacon is crispy, 🥓
Come for a breakfast…
Leave feeling frisky. 😂

Roses are red,
Hash browns are gold,
If you say you don’t like them…
You’re either lying or cold. 🤣

Roses are red,
Our burgers are stacked, 🍔
“I’ll start my diet Monday…”
Yeah mate, we’ve heard that. 👀😂

Roses are red,
Chips need some salt, 🍟
If your jeans don’t fit afterwards…
That’s hardly our fault. 🤷‍♀️🤣

Roses are red,
Coffee comes hot, ☕
“One cup will do me…”

NO IT BLOODY WILL NOT. 😂

Roses are red,
Beans cause a breeze… 💨
We probably shouldn’t finish
That sentence with CHEESE. 🧀🤣

Roses are red,
Your belly might grow…

But will you regret it?

ABSOLUTELY BLOODY NO. 😂🙌🏽

📍 Diane’s kitchen, 19 Victoria road Mablethorpe,
🕘 930 am opening !

Come hungry.

Leave questioning whether that last hash brown was really necessary.

Spoiler: it was. 🥓🍳🍔😂

14/08/2026

Slightly later opening this morning of 10.15 am as waiting on a delivery 😞

Thank you to all of you… new and old! See you soon. Doors open at 930 am !! ❤️🔥🫶🏽
13/08/2026

Thank you to all of you… new and old! See you soon. Doors open at 930 am !! ❤️🔥🫶🏽

Thank you again for all the 🎁 wishes and gifts has had a few late ones delivered today and a special thank you to Coasta...
12/08/2026

Thank you again for all the 🎁 wishes and gifts has had a few late ones delivered today and a special thank you to Coastal Dream Radio 📻 for a special day also a special thank you to DJ tricky Ricky for the wonderful help of the surprise cake 🧁 from my partner made by sprinkles and treats. ###

Thankyou for all the 🎁 wishes and presents ,everyone who visited today. Special thanks to Coastal Dream Radio for making...
11/08/2026

Thankyou for all the 🎁 wishes and presents ,everyone who visited today. Special thanks to Coastal Dream Radio for making it a special day.

11/08/2026

Remember we are open to 4 pm today pop down for your afternoon snacks and drinks. DJ Tricky Ricky playing live from 2 pm .

Address

19 Victoria Road
Mablethorpe
LN122AF

Opening Hours

Monday 9:30am - 3pm
Tuesday 9:30am - 3pm
Wednesday 9:30am - 3pm
Thursday 9:30am - 3pm
Friday 9:30am - 3pm
Saturday 9:30am - 3pm
Sunday 9:30am - 3pm

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