The Four Thieves

The Four Thieves Pub / Arcade / Modern Playhouse
For the curious, the playful & the bold 👀 Steal back a little more life than you started with 🎯
Food by Lucky Chip 🍔

The Thieves is a pub like no other located in the heart of Clapham Junction. We host a wide range of events such as live comedy, bottomless brunches and quizzes. There is an ever-changing menu of pop-up street food, pizzas, Sunday roasts and lots more. On the first floor is the Arcade featuring the Moonshine Raceway - a full size remote controlled car track, Virtual Reality booths, Skee Ball and a whole host of other retro video games.

27/08/2026

🍗 2 CHICKEN PARMIGIANAS. £20. 🍗

Yep. TWO for twenty quid. 🤯

EVERY TUESDAY

Golden, crispy chicken. Loads of sauce. Melted cheese. Proper pub comfort food.

And there’s only one correct drink to have alongside it…

🍺 STONE & WOOD PACIFIC ALE.

Cold. Crisp. Refreshing. An absolute MUST with the parmy. No arguments. 😏

Grab your mate. Grab two chicken parms. Grab a Pacific Ale.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea 💰 2 Chicken Parmigianas for £20

More than a pub.

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26/08/2026

GINGER BEER JUST LANDED 🫚🍺

We’re now serving Dusty’s Ginger Beer at The Thieves.
Best served ice cold, loaded with ice and finished with a fresh squeeze of lime 🍋‍🟩

Feeling adventurous? 👀
Add a shot of spiced rum and take it to another level. 🥃🔥
Spicy. Refreshing. Bloody good.

Come and get your Dusty’s fix.

LondonPubs PubLife DrinkLocal

24/08/2026

POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻

Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.

🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ Beer garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt

Come for one. Stay for several.

The Thieves — More Than A Pub.

📍 Battersea

LondonNightlife

23/08/2026

If this Reel has found you...

Take it as your sign to try somewhere new.

A pub with live music. A pub with comedy. A pub with a retro arcade. A pub where you can play pool and darts for free. A pub with a huge beer garden. A pub showing all the biggest sport. A pub with proper pizzas, cold pints and great vibes.

We're not trying to be like every other pub.
We're The Thieves.

Come and see what everyone's talking about.

📍 Battersea

Tag the person you're bringing with you. 🍻

20/08/2026

POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻

Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.

🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ Beer garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt

Come for one. Stay for several.

The Thieves — More Than A Pub
📍 Battersea

LondonNightlife

19/08/2026

GINGER BEER JUST LANDED 🫚🍺

We’re now serving Dusty’s Ginger Beer at The Thieves.

Best served ice cold, loaded with ice and finished with a fresh squeeze of lime 🍋‍🟩

Feeling adventurous? 👀
Add a shot of spiced rum and take it to another level. 🥃🔥
Spicy. Refreshing. Bloody good.

Come and get your Dusty’s fix.

LondonPubs PubLife DrinkLocal

18/08/2026

POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻

Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.

🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ Beer garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt

Come for one. Stay for several.

The Thieves — More Than A Pub

📍 Battersea

LondonNightlife

Address

51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW111JW

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 11pm
Tuesday 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12am
Friday 12pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

Telephone

0207 223 6927

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