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The Four Thieves Pub / Arcade / Modern Playhouse
For the curious, the playful & the bold 👀 Steal back a little more life than you started with 🎯
Food by Lucky Chip 🍔

The Thieves is a pub like no other located in the heart of Clapham Junction. We host a wide range of events such as live comedy, bottomless brunches and quizzes. There is an ever-changing menu of pop-up street food, pizzas, Sunday roasts and lots more. On the first floor is the Arcade featuring the Moonshine Raceway - a full size remote controlled car track, Virtual Reality booths, Skee Ball and a whole host of other retro video games.

Massive thank you to LOCAL for a fantastic date my mate 🍺 LoCal vibes. Full-on flavour. 🍻Good b**r. Good times. No fuss....
15/10/2026

Massive thank you to LOCAL for a fantastic date my mate

🍺 LoCal vibes. Full-on flavour. 🍻

Good b**r. Good times. No fuss. 😎

Come grab a LoCal at The Thieves. 🖤

14/10/2026

🎄 THE THIEVES — WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 🎄

Looking for somewhere to eat, drink, sing, laugh, dance and celebrate? We’ve got you covered. 🍻🔥

🎤 TUESDAY — Parmi deals + alternating Open Mic Comedy & Live Music
😂 WEDNESDAY — Professional Comedy every other week
🎸 THURSDAY — £6 Burgers + Live Band Karaoke — YOU get up and sing with the band!
🎶 FRIDAY — Live Music all night
🎧 SATURDAY — DJs & party vibes
🕹️ THE THIEVES GAMBIT — Our arcade upstairs, open all week!

🎅 AND YES… CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE NOW BOOKING! 🎅

Whether it’s your work Christmas party, a big group of mates or a full-on festive night out, we’ve got the food, drinks, entertainment and atmosphere to make it one to remember. 🥂🎄

📩 Get in touch to book your Christmas party now — dates are already going!

THE THIEVES — MORE THAN A PUB. 🖤

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13/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

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12/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

ChristmasPartyLondon Battersea Clapham BatterseaChristmas ChristmasBookings FestiveSeason PartyAtTheThieves

🎄 THE THIEVES — WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 🎄Looking for somewhere to eat, drink, sing, laugh, dance and celebrate? We’v...
11/10/2026

🎄 THE THIEVES — WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 🎄

Looking for somewhere to eat, drink, sing, laugh, dance and celebrate? We’ve got you covered. 🍻🔥

🎤 TUESDAY — Parmi deals + alternating Open Mic Comedy & Live Music
😂 WEDNESDAY — Professional Comedy every other week
🎸 THURSDAY — £6 Burgers + Live Band Karaoke — YOU get up and sing with the band!
🎶 FRIDAY — Live Music all night
🎧 SATURDAY — DJs & party vibes
🕹️ THE THIEVES GAMBIT — Our arcade upstairs, open all week!

🎅 AND YES… CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE NOW BOOKING! 🎅

Whether it’s your work Christmas party, a big group of mates or a full-on festive night out, we’ve got the food, drinks, entertainment and atmosphere to make it one to remember. 🥂🎄

📩 Get in touch to book your Christmas party now — dates are already going!

THE THIEVES — MORE THAN A PUB. 🖤

LondonNightlife BatterseaNights LiveMusic BandKaraoke Comedy DJs PubLife LondonEvents

09/10/2026

🎄 THE THIEVES — WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 🎄

Looking for somewhere to eat, drink, sing, laugh, dance and celebrate? We’ve got you covered. 🍻🔥

🎤 TUESDAY — Parmi deals + alternating Open Mic Comedy & Live Music

😂 WEDNESDAY — Professional Comedy every other week

🎸 THURSDAY — £6 Burgers + Live Band Karaoke — YOU get up and sing with the band!

🎶 FRIDAY — Live Music all night

🎧 SATURDAY — DJs & party vibe
s
🕹️ THE THIEVES GAMBIT — Our arcade upstairs, open all week!

🎅 AND YES… CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE NOW BOOKING! 🎅

Whether it’s your work Christmas party, a big group of mates or a full-on festive night out, we’ve got the food, drinks, entertainment and atmosphere to make it one to remember. 🥂🎄

📩 Get in touch to book your Christmas party now — dates are already going!

THE THIEVES — MORE THAN A PUB. 🖤
LondonNightlife BatterseaNights LiveMusic BandKaraoke Comedy DJs PubLife LondonEvents

04/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas
party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
ChristmasPartyLondon Battersea Clapham BatterseaChristmas ChristmasBookings FestiveSeason PartyAtTheThieves

03/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!

📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

ChristmasPartyLondon Battersea Clapham BatterseaChristmas ChristmasBookings FestiveSeason PartyAtTheThieves

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t...
01/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now

📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

ChristmasPartyLondon Battersea Clapham BatterseaChristmas ChristmasBookings FestiveSeason PartyAtTheThieves

Address

51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW111JW

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 11pm
Tuesday 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12am
Friday 12pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

Telephone

0207 223 6927

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