The Four Thieves

The Four Thieves Pub / Arcade / Modern Playhouse
For the curious, the playful & the bold 👀 Steal back a little more life than you started with 🎯
Food by Lucky Chip 🍔

The Thieves is a pub like no other located in the heart of Clapham Junction. We host a wide range of events such as live comedy, bottomless brunches and quizzes. There is an ever-changing menu of pop-up street food, pizzas, Sunday roasts and lots more. On the first floor is the Arcade featuring the Moonshine Raceway - a full size remote controlled car track, Virtual Reality booths, Skee Ball and a whole host of other retro video games.

PITCH, PLEASE 💘Battersea, you’re up.We’re bringing the dating night with a difference to The Thieves on Thursday 30th Ju...
19/06/2026

PITCH, PLEASE 💘
Battersea, you’re up.

We’re bringing the dating night with a difference to The Thieves on Thursday 30th July.

No awkward apps.
No endless swiping.
Just real people, good drinks, proper chat and a room full of singles who actually want to meet.

Whether you’re looking for love, chaos, confidence, or just a story for the group chat, this is your sign.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea
📅 Thursday 30th July
⏰ From 7pm
🍸 Drinks, games, mingling and maybe your next mistake

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW — link in bio.

PITCH, PLEASE — because Battersea deserves better than dating apps.

19/06/2026

BATTERSEA, FRIDAY IS LIVE 🎤⚡

Live Music Every Friday

Expect big vocals, feel-good covers, cold drinks, singalong moments and late-night SW energy.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🎶 Friday 19th June
⏰ From 9pm
✨ Free entry

This is your Friday plan.

17/06/2026

BATTERSEA, FRIDAY IS LIVE 🎤⚡

takes over The Thieves with and bringing the sound.

Expect big vocals, feel-good covers, cold drinks, singalong moments and late-night SW energy.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🎶 Friday 19th June
⏰ From 9pm
✨ Free entry

This is your Friday plan.

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16/06/2026

Shhhh its a secret 🤫

🎙️ FREE Karaoke every Monday & Tuesday
🍸 2 FOR 1 Cocktails every Tuesday
⚽ Massive HD Screens showing all the World Cup action🎮 Arcade Games & Good Times
🎸 Live Music every Friday
🎧 DJs every Thursday, Friday & Saturday
🍔 Amazing Burgers & Ice-Cold Drinks

From after-work pints to late-night singalongs, match days and weekend parties – there's always something happening at The Thieves.

📍Battersea

15/06/2026

Clapham's best kept secret? Not anymore.

🍸🎮🎶

Cocktails flowing, DJs spinning, arcade games buzzing and live music bringing the energy every week.

Welcome to The Thieves. 🔥

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14/06/2026

⚽ Football on the big screens
🎶 Live Music
🎧 DJs till late
🕹️ Arcade Games
🍹 Cocktails flowing

From kick-off to last orders, we've got your night covered.

📍 The Thieves

13/06/2026

Watch it. Drink it. Play it. Dance it.

⚽ World Cup 🍸 Cocktails 🎮 Arcade 🎸 Live Music
🎧 DJs

Only at The Thieves.

12/06/2026

⚽ The World Cup Live at The Thieves

From big-match moments to late-night dance floors, we've got your World Cup plans sorted.

🍸 Signature cocktails 🎸 Live music every Friday 🎧 DJs keeping the party going 🕹️ Arcade games in The Thieves Gambit

Watch. Drink. Play. Party.

📍 The Thieves, Clapham


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11/06/2026

If you're not at The Thieves, where are you? 👀

Cold pints. Great food. Arcade games. Live music. DJs. Cocktails.

See you at the bar. 🍻

08/06/2026

Big screens. Ice cold pints. Arcade games. Unreal atmosphere.

This World Cup, watch it where every goal feels bigger.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

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Address

51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW111JW

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 11pm
Tuesday 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12am
Friday 12pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

Telephone

0207 223 6927

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