The Portland Arms

03/10/2026

CRYSTAL PALACE FAMILY FUN DAY! 🎉

Crystal Palace are having a Family Fun Day, starting at 12:30! ⚽️

And when you’re ready to head back, we’re only a 15–20 minute walk away. 👣

Why not pop in afterwards for a bite, a drink and a well-earned rest?

🔥 FUN AT PALACE. DRINKS WITH US. SEE YOU AT THE BAR! 🍻

02/10/2026

NEW MENU 🚨

Yes we know we are bonkers releasing a new Mon-Fri lunch menu on a Friday, but we like to be different at The Portland (as you know)

Available Monday - Friday 12pm - 5pm
Yummy right? 😋

30/09/2026

🎄✨ OKAY… WE KNOW IT’S ONLY SEPTEMBER! ✨🎄

We haven’t even survived Halloween yet 🎃👻… and somehow Chef Kate has already gone FULL CHRISTMAS! 😂🎅

But when your favourite time of year is Christmas, who can blame her?! And let’s be honest… Chef Kate LOVES a bit of sparkle! ✨✨✨

🎄 OUR CHRISTMAS MENUS HAVE OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED TODAY! 🎄

So while everyone else is still deciding what they’re dressing up as for Halloween, we’re already thinking about turkey, tinsel, festive tipples and ALL THE SPARKLES! 😂🥂🎅✨

Pop on by, grab a coffee ☕ or a pint 🍺, and pick up your Christmas menu. Get those festive plans started because before you know it, it’ll be 🎶 CHRISTMASSSSS! 🎶

And yes… we promise to let you have Halloween first. 😂🎃
Probably. 👀🎄✨

🎅✨ CHRISTMAS IS COMING — AND CHEF KATE HAS THE GLITTER READY! ✨🎅

29/09/2026

🍸✨ TUESDAYS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER! ✨🍸

Why have one when you can have TWO?! 😍

Join us at The Portland Arms after 5PM for our 2-4-1 COCKTAILS deal! 🍹🍹

Choose from our cocktail menu, including:
🍊 Aperol Spritz
🍒 Campari Spritz
🌸 Sarti Rosa Spritz
🍍 Wray’s Rum Punch
❤️ Negroni
🍋 French Twist
☕ Tiramisu
…and more!

2 cocktails for the price of 1! 🙌

Perfect for date night, catching up with friends, or simply treating yourself. 💅

🍸 After 5PM
📍 The Portland Arms, South Norwood

28/09/2026

🍻🧠 QUIZ NIGHT IS HERE! 🧠🍻

Don’t forget, guys… QUIZ NIGHT kicks off at 8:00 P.M. SHARP! ⏰🔥 Get your teams together, brush up on your useless knowledge and come ready for a night of laughs, friendly competition and maybe a little glory! 🏆😂

And while you’re battling it out for quiz supremacy, Kitchen Gang has THREE BRAND-NEW SPECIALS waiting for you! 🍴🐝

🍲 Homemade Soup – warm, comforting and made with love
🧀 Baked Camembert – gooey, gorgeous and seriously hard to resist
🥩 8oz Rump Steak – juicy, tasty and ready to satisfy that big appetite!

So why not make a proper night of it? Good food, cold drinks, big laughs and a quiz to test those brain cells! 🍺🍽️🧠

📍 Kitchen Gang
⏰ Quiz starts at 8:00 P.M. SHARP!

Tag your quiz team, bring your appetite and we’ll see you tonight! 🍻🔥

25/09/2026

🍊 NEGRONI WEEK! 🍊🥃

From 21st–27th September, we’re celebrating one of the ultimate classic cocktails at The Portland Arms! ❤️

Choose your favourite from:
🍊 Negroni – Campari, Sweet Vermouth & Gin

🥃 Kingston Negroni – Campari, Sweet Vermouth & Wray & Nephew Rum

🌶️ French Negroni – Campari, Sweet Vermouth & El Jimador Reposado Tequila

🍸 Rosita – Campari, Sweet Vermouth & Courvoisier VS Cognac

✨ ALL JUST £10.95! ✨

So, which Negroni are you choosing? 🍊❤️

📍 The Portland Arms, South Norwood

🍹 Gather your mates, grab a glass and join us for Negroni Week!

23/09/2026

🍔🔥 BURGERS, BURGERS, BURGERS! 🔥🍔

Who’s hungry?!
Jade is ready to serve you today & tonight at The Portland Arms! 👑💗
Get your burger fix with our ALL-DAY 2-4-1 BURGER DEAL! 🤤🍔

🥩 Beef
🍗 Chicken
🐟 Cod
🍤 Prawn
🌱 Vegan

ALL 2-4-1! 🎉

Bring your mates, grab a drink, enjoy the great atmosphere, big garden & good vibes and make a proper day of it! 🍻🌿☀️

💗 Good food + good drinks + good people = a good time!
📍 The Portland Arms, South Norwood
🍔 2-4-1 Burgers ALL DAY

22/09/2026

🍸 HEY YOU LOT… DON’T FORGET! 👀

It’s 2 FOR 1 on the same cocktails from 5pm TODAY! 🍹🍹

Yesterday’s kitchen may have had a little wobble 😅 — but we’re BACK & RUNNING AS NORMAL! 🙌🔥

So grab your mates, grab a cocktail (or two 😉) and come see us!

Jake & Kate ❤️
See you at the bar! 🍸✨

21/09/2026