The Chunky Teapot

10/09/2026

🌹🖤✨ THORNES & DREAMS AFTERNOON TEA ✨🖤🌹

Step into an enchanted world of Maleficent, Aurora & Halloween magic! 🎃✨

Join us on Thursday 29th October for a spellbinding afternoon tea filled with delicious themed treats, magical entertainment, interactive games, character appearances and plenty of Halloween fun! 🧙‍♀️🌹

🎟️ Bookings open today!

💷 £30 per person (adult or child)
🍰 Full themed afternoon tea included
✨ Character entertainment & interactive games
🎃 Halloween-themed fun for all the family

📞 Book now: 0208 309 4374

💳 Full payment required at the time of booking. Every guest requires a ticket.

🌹 Will you follow Aurora into the enchanted forest… or dare to enter Maleficent’s realm? 🖤

✨ Thornes & Dreams — where dreams and thorns collide! ✨

08/09/2026

Have you tried our 'Magic Pea Flower Tea'?

Add the secret Ingredient and watch it change colour ✨

Peaflowers originate from South East Asia and have many health benefits as it's full of anti oxidants which help with stress, anti aging and brain function. 🧠

07/09/2026

My Favourite Teapot 🫖🤍

This teapot reminds me of my nan as she has always loved teddies so makes me smile every time we use it!

01/09/2026

Spice up our breakfast and brunch options with some juicy add ons! 😋

28/08/2026

We are available for Private Functions on Sundays!

Also Saturday afternoons depending on availability.

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26/08/2026

Step into a realm of fairytales and dark enchantment at our Thorns & Dreams' Afternoon Tea!

Join us on Thursday, 29th October for an afternoon where dark magic meets regal elegance. Whether you side with the villainous enchantress or the sleeping princess, come indulge in delicious treats and spellbinding tea fit for royalty.

Please note that tickets will be available to purchase in the next couple of weeks—keep an eye on our page so you can secure your spot before the curse takes hold! 🥀✨

Those on our mailing list will find out the release date first! Message us with your email to join the exclusive group.

24/08/2026

Homemade Earl Grey and Blueberry Cake.

Grab yourself a slice!

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21/08/2026

21/08/2026

We’re Hiring! ☕

We’re looking for a confident, reliable and friendly Cafe Assistant to join our front-of-house team at The Chunky Teapot.

If you love great customer service, enjoy working with people and would like to learn the art of making great coffee, we’d love to hear from you! Barista training will be provided, so previous coffee-making experience isn’t essential.

This is a permanent, part-time position, with shifts including Tuesdays, Wednesdays and every other Saturday. We’re looking for someone who can start ASAP and is over 16.

📩 Interested? Send your CV to [email protected] or pop it into the shop.

We’d love to welcome a new member to our team — please feel free to share this opportunity with anyone you think might be a great fit!

See the poster below for full details. ☕💚

The Chunky Teapot Team

18/08/2026

Our Dairy Free Alternatives are supplied by Zilk. An award winning and Premium Plant based Producers. 🥛

10/08/2026

A little look back at our Marvel & Magic Afternoon Tea on Thursday!

One of our absolute favourites and it was great to have one for the boys too!

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Thank you to who are always so talented.

06/08/2026

Please note we will be closed today to host our Marvel & Magic Afternoon Teas.

Apologies for any inconvenience!

You may see Spiderman if you are passing.

05/08/2026

Some of you may have noticed, and some of you may not, but we've been serving our very own homegrown organic salad whenever it's in season. 🌱

Freshly picked, packed with goodness, completely pesticide-free, and featuring our extra peppery rocket 😋.

The harvest won't last forever, so while it's here, pop in and give it a try. We can't wait to share it with you! 💚