The Crooked Billet E5

The Crooked Billet E5 Clapton's hotspot for great bites, craft beer, biggest beer garden and live sport. We're more than just a pub; we're a lifestyle.
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Located in the heart of Clapton, no ordinary pub grub here; expect mouthwatering bites, from hearty pub classics to an epic range of finger-licking pizzas. Our craft beer selection is a journey through the heart of East London’s beer scene; think local brews and global favourites. Our beer garden stands as one of East London’s most spacious, making it the perfect spot for big get-togethers and those unplanned, spontaneous pints. This is where Clapton’s residents come to unwind, and sports fans gather to catch the game-day action.

We’re seeing out the end of Oktoberfest with a bang!Join us on October 3rd for a proper Bavarian Booze up!We’re kicking ...
24/09/2026

We’re seeing out the end of Oktoberfest with a bang!

Join us on October 3rd for a proper Bavarian Booze up!

We’re kicking things off from 3pm, with a live brass band to put the umph in your pah!

Later we’re settling in for the England game on the big screens at 5, before bringing the Bavarian party vibes back again with more live music after!

Expect Oktoberfest food specials, plenty of steins, and all the atmosphere you need for a proper Bavarian knees-up!

Brass. B**r. Football. Prost

**rfestival **r

Every week we wonder how we could possibly top the week before, and then every week we just.. do.Here’s to another week ...
21/09/2026

Every week we wonder how we could possibly top the week before, and then every week we just.. do.

Here’s to another week with you beautiful people!

It’s Quiz Night huns!!Book now to join us for quiz night tonight at 8pm to be in for a chance of winning actual real lif...
21/09/2026

It’s Quiz Night huns!!

Book now to join us for quiz night tonight at 8pm to be in for a chance of winning actual real life cash money 🤑 among many other prizes, including w**e and bar tabs 👀

Stave away the Sunday scaries with us!Let’s face it, Mondays are tough and the Sunday struggle is real.The answer? ̶D̶e̶...
20/09/2026

Stave away the Sunday scaries with us!

Let’s face it, Mondays are tough and the Sunday struggle is real.

The answer? ̶D̶e̶n̶i̶a̶l̶. Roasts and pints!

ONE MORE SLEEP!Cannot wait to bring you this mega event celebrating 150 years of Estrella Damm headlined by Ross From Fr...
18/09/2026

ONE MORE SLEEP!

Cannot wait to bring you this mega event celebrating 150 years of Estrella Damm headlined by Ross From Friends

RSVP link in our bio - please note that RSVP does not guarantee you entry as we will be operating on a first come first in policy and will close the doors once we reach capacity.

Make sure you get down early to avoid disappointment!

We’re turning 195 years Young(s) - Happy Youngs Day!Pop in for a pint, a slice of cake and a boogie with the wonderful F...
17/09/2026

We’re turning 195 years Young(s) - Happy Youngs Day!

Pop in for a pint, a slice of cake and a boogie with the wonderful FRANSIS

It’s our birthdayyyyy - come party with us like it’s 1831!This week marks the 195th Young’s Day, so join us this Thursda...
17/09/2026

It’s our birthdayyyyy - come party with us like it’s 1831!

This week marks the 195th Young’s Day, so join us this Thursday for celebrations and live music, with a few cheeky prizes up for grabs!

We’ve also got our mega free party this Saturday with Ross From Friends in honour of Estrella Damm turning 150

Plus another super Sunday of football and live music to see your weekend out with a bang!

Juju coming in hot with today’s hidey hint - golden ticket szn in full swing!
16/09/2026

Juju coming in hot with today’s hidey hint - golden ticket szn in full swing!

16/09/2026

There is only 100 days until Christmas and books are already filling up fast so make sure you get yours in now to spend the Christmas season with us!

This is not a drill. This Saturday we’re hosting a free party to celebrate 150 years of Estrella Damm headlined by Ross ...
16/09/2026

This is not a drill. This Saturday we’re hosting a free party to celebrate 150 years of Estrella Damm headlined by Ross From Friends in our garden.

RSVP for free via the link in our bio - entry will be first come first in on the day so make sure you get down early!

This is not one to miss!

Don’t forget to keep hunting this week for our coveted golden tickets!Swipe to slide 2 for today’s helpful hint! ...
15/09/2026

Don’t forget to keep hunting this week for our coveted golden tickets!

Swipe to slide 2 for today’s helpful hint!

Our first golden ticket has officially gone out.Swipe to slide 2 for a hint on whereabouts to start hunting!
13/09/2026

Our first golden ticket has officially gone out.

Swipe to slide 2 for a hint on whereabouts to start hunting!

Another fabulous week incoming at The Billet!Quiz Night - Monday from 8pmLive Sport - ALWAYSMega Sundays - with football...
07/09/2026

Another fabulous week incoming at The Billet!

Quiz Night - Monday from 8pm

Live Sport - ALWAYS

Mega Sundays - with football, live music and Sunday roasts to drool over!

Always a good day for the Billet ✨

IT’S QUIZ NIGHT BOOOOOS!Join our fabulous pub quiz queen Anaïs Gralpois from 8pm for your chance to win bar tabs, bottle...
07/09/2026

IT’S QUIZ NIGHT BOOOOOS!

Join our fabulous pub quiz queen Anaïs Gralpois from 8pm for your chance to win bar tabs, bottles of w**e and cash prizes!

Walk ins welcome!

We love a little London Derby of a Sunday afternoon - make sure you stick about for a song and dance with Valentino Mose...
06/09/2026

We love a little London Derby of a Sunday afternoon - make sure you stick about for a song and dance with Valentino Moser now until late!

Football, Live Music and a Roast? Sounds like the perfect Sunday to us.

Same again next week?

03/09/2026

Get ‘em while you can folks..

Spritz Season won’t last forever, and we’re not sure we’re ready to say goodbye just yet.. treat yourself before time runs out!

We’re seeing in the start of September in style;Whether you’re hoping to squeeze in a few more sunny Saturdays with your...
01/09/2026

We’re seeing in the start of September in style;

Whether you’re hoping to squeeze in a few more sunny Saturdays with your pals, or a Sunday fun day full of football and live music, we’ve got your plans covered!

Wind down to the end of the Bank Holiday weekend with Quiz Night at The Billet - walk ins welcome!KO @ 8pm
31/08/2026

Wind down to the end of the Bank Holiday weekend with Quiz Night at The Billet - walk ins welcome!

KO @ 8pm

Not ready to say goodbye to Summer just yet?! Nor are we!Join us this Bank Holiday Sunday for a JUBEL takeover complete ...
28/08/2026

Not ready to say goodbye to Summer just yet?! Nor are we!

Join us this Bank Holiday Sunday for a JUBEL takeover complete with live music from 6:30pm and a Jubelicious prize for some lucky duck!!

27/08/2026

Keeping it toasty and dry out here babes ✌️

It’s International Dog Day folks so please enjoy as we take a moment to celebrate some of some of the four legged friend...
26/08/2026

It’s International Dog Day folks so please enjoy as we take a moment to celebrate some of some of the four legged friends we’ve made in the last year!

The Billet, but make it BANK HOLIDAY BABY!!
25/08/2026

The Billet, but make it BANK HOLIDAY BABY!!

Here we goooo!Football Fever returns to our screens this Friday!!Crooked Clubland Beavertown Take Over on SaturdayMonday...
17/08/2026

Here we goooo!

Football Fever returns to our screens this Friday!!

Crooked Clubland Beavertown Take Over on Saturday

Monday Quiz Night at 8pm

All Points East Pres all weekend long

Highest of Vibes - EVERY DAY.

This August 22nd we’re turning back the clock with our y2k nostalgia Crooked Clubland night!Together with our friends at...
15/08/2026

This August 22nd we’re turning back the clock with our y2k nostalgia Crooked Clubland night!

Together with our friends at Beavertown Brewery we’re bringing you the best of the 00s Clubland classics from Ultrabeat to DJ Sammy.

With a DJ from 7:30pm and prizes and b**rs up for grabs til 9, this is one you won’t want to miss!

Address

84 Upper Clapton Road
London
E59JP

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 11pm
Friday 11am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 11am - 10:30pm

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