Lazy Geppetto

Lazy Geppetto Fresh pasta, fresh pizza, fresh ideas.

11/06/2026

Everyday we do a blind bake to see how the dough is behaving.

Today is going to be a good day…

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10/06/2026

. Wild. Puffy pizza ++.

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09/06/2026

When that big order comes in and wants 5 portions of beef ragu….it might be the Italian energy but we LOVE cooking big meals!

Hit us up for your catering needs .eu or just email us and we will hand deliver it!

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08/06/2026

Wallet Pizza (pizza portafoglio) vs Neapolitan Margherita part 2 - same same, but different…you know what I mean?

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03/06/2026

Guilty. We also do vegan cheese but the Marinara Pizza is just so so good.

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02/06/2026

Still flying those Italian colours 😭🫰🇮🇹

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01/06/2026

Same dough, same ingredients, just a totally different experience, and it starts with how we open the pizza.

In a Pizza Wallet, we punch out a lot of the air so that the dough ends up being flatter which makes it
1) easier to fold;
2) crispier on the bottom; and
3) when you eat it, that first bite isn’t just all crust.

In a Neapolitan pizza though, we want to trap as much of that air in the crust as possible so you get this light, holey crust that is heavenly.

Like we said, same dough, same ingredients, just a totally different experiences.

Drop a ❤️ for part 2 and we will show you the results!

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28/05/2026

Summer lovin’ be:
- Truffle and mushroom pizza to share
- Beef ragu x 2
- Truffle and mushroom pasta

Tag the besties you’re inviting.

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27/05/2026

Our ethos is to do top quality pizza and pasta at super affordable prices but our low-key flex is that we reckon we serve the cheapest tap beer in the City…

£4 for a cheeky half pint isn’t bad right? Obviously perchè è italiano but also cos we sneaky like it.

And on Fridays we do a meal deal for a pizza and pint.

So come in for a beer with us before kicking onto a bigger night.

P.S. we reckon we also do the cheapest cans of non-alcoholic too, outside of supermarkets!

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26/05/2026

Who needs air con when you can have airy crusts?

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25/05/2026

Not open today as we take the Bank Holiday Monday break like the majority of you City folk but we’ll be back Tuesday tossing pasta and flipping pizza.

Put in a group order and be the office hero!

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What we saying? 🍝🍕
21/05/2026

What we saying?

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20/05/2026

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19/05/2026

Pasta Pomodoro e burrata. Bene ❤️

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18/05/2026

16:9 coming at ya cos skillz like this need the full movie experience. 👏

There is nothing lazy about our prep. Hand cut, hand made, hand served.

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14/05/2026

Our pesto is made daily and is 100% natural. The vibrant green comes from the fact that it’s fresh and we chilli the basil.

So fresh; perfect summer flavour.

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13/05/2026

So… made a pizza blindfolded…and the result was basically a “London Pizza” (Neapolitan pizza with a thin, crispy crust.

We’re not saying it’s a mistake but like…😉

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12/05/2026

Made by hand, delivered by hand.

If you want us to come to you, find us on or .eu.

But DM/email us for that personal touch 😎

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11/05/2026

THE BATTLE OF THE TITANS!

vs BLINDFOLDED PIZZA CHALLENGE!

Who came out on top?

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07/05/2026

vs. blindfolded pizza challenge. Who you got?

Stay tuned for the results…

Also, WE ARE GROWING and looking for FoH staff who can bring energy to match ours. Do you want to work with us? DM us and let’s connect!

It’s a Monday to Friday job, which is unreal in hospo!

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Same same but different. All our red pizzas start out with the holy trinity - tomato Passata, mozzarella and basil - bef...
06/05/2026

Same same but different.

All our red pizzas start out with the holy trinity - tomato Passata, mozzarella and basil - before they take different turns to create the Lazy Geppetto you feel like.

But one thing’s for sure - it’s all made by hand to order.

What’s your order?

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05/05/2026

We make good pizza, not fashion choices.

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Double truffle; double trouble. Gotta love it when then kitchen gets the order wrong 🫣But we make everything fresh to or...
04/05/2026

Double truffle; double trouble. Gotta love it when then kitchen gets the order wrong 🫣

But we make everything fresh to order so these things happen.

And plot twist: the Truffle and Mushroom is so popular, we got through these anyway in about 10 mins 😂

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Last night was A NIGHT 😮‍💨Are you all having summer parties or something? Thanks for letting us play a part.Ready to tak...
30/04/2026

Last night was A NIGHT 😮‍💨

Are you all having summer parties or something? Thanks for letting us play a part.

Ready to take on any corporate order - we can also do huge pasta trays or individual portions if you fancy.

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29/04/2026

“Not bad” is a 10 in any else’s books 😭

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Address

38 Coleman Street
London
EC2V5BT

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 8pm
Tuesday 11am - 8pm
Wednesday 11am - 8pm
Thursday 11am - 8pm
Friday 10:30am - 4pm

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