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Grumpy Goose Independent cafe in Coulsdon South London. Serving great coffee and awesome food with a clean conscious.

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We’re hiring 🪿 With our new Caterham cafe on the way, we’re looking for some lovely new faces to join the flock!We’re al...
16/10/2026

We’re hiring 🪿

With our new Caterham cafe on the way, we’re looking for some lovely new faces to join the flock!

We’re also on the lookout for food-loving people to join our kitchen teams in Coulsdon and Caterham. Know someone loves getting creative in the kitchen? Send them our way!

Full-time and part-time roles available.

Apply via the link in our bio or head to grumpygoosecafe.com

HONK!

Dear John,Thanks for the feedback. You’ve spoken, and we’ve heard you.Anything for you xoxo👀 Stay tuned…
13/10/2026

Dear John,

Thanks for the feedback.

You’ve spoken, and we’ve heard you.

Anything for you xoxo

👀 Stay tuned…

You’ll find all the open roles in the next slides. See something that suits you? Apply through the link in our bio 🪿Know...
12/08/2026

You’ll find all the open roles in the next slides. See something that suits you? Apply through the link in our bio 🪿

Know someone who’d be a great fit? Send this their way.

03/04/2026

CROYDON, YOU’RE UP 🥚💨

The search has officially expanded. 6 more Golden Eggs have been spotted across East Croydon and they aren’t staying put for long 🐥

Recognise these spots? If you find an egg, get it back to a Grumpy Goose cafe to bag your reward 🥐☕️

The hunt is ON.

HONK! 🪿

02/04/2026

WE’VE GOT A SITUATION.

6 Golden Goose Eggs are on the loose in Coulsdon 🥚🐥

Each one holds a missing chick. Find one, return it to a Grumpy Goose near you and you’ll be rewarded.

Spotted any of these locations? 👀

…a further 6 eggs have been spotted in East Croydon, more updates on that soon.

HONK!

East Croydon, it’s happening! 🪿 Our doors officially open on Thursday 12th March from 7am - 6pm. We’ll be serving great ...
03/03/2026

East Croydon, it’s happening! 🪿

Our doors officially open on Thursday 12th March from 7am - 6pm. We’ll be serving great coffee (as always) and our best grab & go bites throughout the day.

Pop in before work, swing by on your lunch break, or bring a friend and come and see your new local spot.

We can’t wait to welcome you!

📍 Grumpy Goose, 4 Dingwall Road, Croydon

Share the love.Share the cake.…or not.Our Valentine’s Day baked goodies are available all weekend 💓 Introducing our Red ...
13/02/2026

Share the love.
Share the cake.

…or not.

Our Valentine’s Day baked goodies are available all weekend 💓

Introducing our Red velvet sponge sharer, white chocolate shortbread, and Valentine’s blondie.

Swing by and treat yourself or a loved one 😏

Croydon, meet your new grumpy neighbour 🪿 We’re excited to share that Grumpy Goose is opening in East Croydon.This one m...
05/02/2026

Croydon, meet your new grumpy neighbour 🪿

We’re excited to share that Grumpy Goose is opening in East Croydon.

This one means a lot to us. It’s taken years of graft, early mornings and late nights to get here, and we honestly couldn’t have done it without the support behind us.

A huge thank you to our brilliant customers in Coulsdon, our fantastic team, and our friends and family who’ve backed us every step of the way.

We can’t wait to bring our cinnamon buns, coffee and a few more treats to locals and commuters passing through East Croydon.

We’ll be sharing updates over the next few weeks, and will be opening very soon.

Stay tuned. HONK!

03/02/2026

🚨 GOOSE ON THE LOOSE 🚨

GG hopped on a train and headed off on a little adventure, wandering through new streets and scouting out somewhere new to nest 🪺

Big things are coming.

To be continued…

Have a lovely Christmas everyone! ❤️🪿
21/12/2025

Have a lovely Christmas everyone! ❤️🪿

Don’t forget to pick up your GG Christmas cakes this year!Homemade in Coulsdon 🪿🪿
20/12/2025

Don’t forget to pick up your GG Christmas cakes this year!
Homemade in Coulsdon 🪿🪿

Hey friends! We’re looking for someone to join our family. We need a kitchen assistant to help jack, and a junior barist...
03/12/2025

Hey friends! We’re looking for someone to join our family.
We need a kitchen assistant to help jack, and a junior barista, both mainly for the weekends.

Link in bio to the application page on our website… 🪿 👨‍🍳

Address

136 Brighton Road
Coulsdon
CR52ND

Opening Hours

Tuesday 8am - 4pm
Wednesday 8am - 4pm
Thursday 8am - 4pm
Friday 8am - 4pm
6pm - 11pm
Saturday 9am - 4pm
Sunday 9am - 4pm

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