Harvester

09/10/2026

🍗🔥 WARNING: THESE RIBS MAY CAUSE SERIOUS FINGER-LICKING! 😂
Our BBQ Ribs are sticky, saucy and packed with flavour… basically, manners go out the window once these hit the table! 🤤
“Just one more…”
⬇️
15 minutes later
⬇️
“Who ate all the Ribs?” 👀😂
Tag the person you’d happily share these with… or the person you’d absolutely NOT trust near them! 😜
📍 Come and get your wing fix at The Crooked Billet Harvester!

07/10/2026

£10 👏 BURGER 👏 WEDNESDAY

Download our app to claim your voucher. T&Cs apply.

https://www.harvester.co.uk/download-app #/

06/10/2026

🎄📣 Attention Christmas Party Organisers! 📣🎄

We know you're doing all the hard work...

📱 Chasing replies. 📱 Asking "Can everyone do this date?" 📱 Getting 17 different answers.

So we're rewarding your efforts!
🍻 Book your Christmas party before 11th October and we'll give the organiser a FREE drink. 🥂 Plus, groups of 6+ get a FREE bottle of Prosecco.

Because let's be honest... after organising everyone, you've earned it! 😂

Book your festive celebration at The Crooked Billet Harvester today!👇

https://www.harvester.co.uk/restaurants/london/thecrookedbilletbromley/christmasbookings #/

🎅🥂✨

05/10/2026

🍖 PLATE? WHAT PLATE? 😂

At The Crooked Billet, we like to keep things classy… which is why we’ve decided the box IS the plate. 🤷‍♂️😂

Our ribs are sticky, saucy and ridiculously tasty — so when they arrive, manners go straight out the window and the box goes straight on the table! 🔥🍖

No fancy cutlery. No messing about. Just you, a box of ribs and a very questionable amount of napkins. 😏

Go on… get your hands dirty. You know you want to. 👀

📍 The Crooked Billet Harvester
🍖 Ribs ready. Box ready. Are you?

05/10/2026

Skewers. Burgers. Mixed grills.

All 40% off this week ONLY. T&Cs apply

You know what to do 👉 https://www.harvester.co.uk/tablebooking #/

04/10/2026

🍗 BBQ WINGS, ANYONE? 🔥

Sticky, saucy and seriously delicious! 🤤 Our BBQ Wings are the perfect way to start your meal — or just to enjoy all to yourself! 😉

Who would you be sharing these with? 👇

📍 Come and see us at The Crooked Billet Harvester and get stuck in!
Order on our HarvesterUK App or go online 👇
Takeaway Food in Bromley | Harvester

02/10/2026

Tag the person who's always crossing the line 👀

02/10/2026

📱🍔 Fancy a takeaway tonight? We've got a great offer for you! 🍕🚗

Order through our app for Click & Collect or Click & Deliver and get ready to rip into our tender BBQ Ribs 😍

Whether you're craving a family feast, your favourite pub classics, or a well-deserved treat after a busy day, we've got you covered.
✅ Easy ordering
✅ Click & Collect or Delivery
✅ Sauce's at the ready

Download our app, place your order, and let us take care of dinner tonight! 🍽️

🍔🍕📱

02/10/2026

Perfectly seasoned and served at Harvester this Christmas🔥

Book your festive table now: https://www.harvester.co.uk/christmasbookings #/

01/10/2026

Autumn is bulking season... right? 😅

30/09/2026

Consider this your sign to make lunch plans 👀🥪

Our NEW sandwiches have landed and they’re looking pretty hard to resist.

Who’s joining you for one?

30/09/2026

Burger + salad + drink. The ONLY real way to spend a Wednesday.

T&Cs apply.

29/09/2026

🐔🔥 £10 Chicken Tuesday Deal! 🔥🐔

Looking for a tasty midweek treat? Join us every Tuesday and enjoy our delicious chicken deal for just £10! 🍗😋

✅ Freshly cooked
✅ Great value
✅ Perfect for lunch or dinner

Don't forget: To claim this offer, you'll need the HarvesterUK app 📲

📍 Crooked Billet Harvester Bromley
📅 Every Tuesday
💷 Only £10

Download the app, grab your offer, and enjoy a cracking meal for less! 🍻

Tag your Chicken Tuesday buddy below 👇

🍗🐔📲

29/09/2026

We know where we're going to be this Tuesday 😏

Who's joining us?

https://www.harvester.co.uk/tablebooking #/

28/09/2026

We can tick 'cooking dinner' off of the to-do list for tonight though right? 😅

28/09/2026

🎅🥓 BREAKFAST WITH SANTA IS BACK! 🥓🎅

Forget the elves... Santa's busiest job this Christmas is making sure he gets to The Crooked Billet Harvester for breakfast! 🎄✨

Join us for a magical morning packed with festive fun, a delicious breakfast, and a special visit from the big man himself! 🎅❤️

📅 Dates available:
🎄 5th & 6th December
🎄 12th & 13th December
🎄 19th to 24th December

⚠️ Be quick! Last year our Breakfast with Santa events filled up FAST, and we expect this year to be just as popular!

🎉 Planning a larger family gathering or group booking? We'd recommend booking on 5th, 6th, 12th or 13th December to avoid disappointment, as the dates closer to Christmas tend to fill up very quickly.

Don't leave it until Santa's sleigh is warming up on the runway... secure your spot early and make some magical Christmas memories! 🎁✨

📞 For more information or to book, call 020 8467 1124 📧 Email [email protected]
🧝‍♀️ Contact our Christmas Co-ordinator / Queen Elf, Kali, for all the festive details!

🎄 We can't wait to welcome you for a truly magical Christmas experience at The Crooked Billet Harvester! 🎄
Christmas Dinner 2026 in Bromley | The Crooked Billet
🎅✨🥞🎄

27/09/2026

Three gorgeous dishes, but if you could only choose one, which would it be? 🤔

27/09/2026

🧳🍗 THE BAGS ARE PACKED… AND WE’RE READY TO GO! 😏
Our BBQ Wings are all packed up, sticky, saucy and ready for their next adventure…
We just need YOU! 👀😂
No passport required. No airport queues. Just bring your appetite and get ready to get stuck in! 🔥🍗
So… where are we off to? Your table, obviously! 😉
📍 The Crooked Billet Harvester

27/09/2026

🍌🧇 SUNDAY IS FOR TWO THINGS… DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING & EATING DESSERT! 😏
And we’ve got the perfect excuse for both… 👀
Meet our NEW Banana Waffle Sundae 🍌🧇🍦 — warm waffle, delicious banana and plenty of sweet, creamy goodness.
Because let’s be honest… you’ve already decided you’re having dessert. 😂
Go on, it’s Sunday. Your diet can start again tomorrow! 😉
📍 Book on our HarvesterUK App📱or online 👇https://www.harvester.co.uk/restaurants/london/thecrookedbilletbromley/tablebooking #/

26/09/2026

🎄 Want to be the office hero this Christmas? 🎄
Here's how:

✅ Book your Christmas party at The Crooked Billet Harvester before 11th October
✅ Claim your FREE drink as a thank you for organising
✅ Bring 6 or more people and get a FREE bottle of Prosecco

Suddenly being the party planner doesn't seem so bad, does it? 😏🥂

Tag the person who's always in charge of booking the Christmas do and give them a gentle nudge... 👇
Christmas Dinner 2026 in Bromley | The Crooked Billet
🎅 Book early. Drink free. Take the credit.

Book your 2026 Christmas Dinner in Bromley now! Be the first to see our Christmas food menus with all the trimmings at The Crooked Billet.