The Cock Tavern London

The Cock Tavern London — A FORCE OF FUN
Thu & Sun: 5pm — Late
Fri & Sat: 5pm — 2am Classic pub with a tiki twist and late license.
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Our rails are STOCKED! 😉From our classic C**k Tavern tanks to the infamous ‘I ♥️ C**K’ favourites - you can get your han...
07/10/2026

Our rails are STOCKED! 😉

From our classic C**k Tavern tanks to the infamous ‘I ♥️ C**K’ favourites - you can get your hands on some fresh C**K merch online or right at our cloakroom!

Shop online, or head to the venue and have a browse…
Become a C**K lover! ♥️

This Week at The C**K…! 😉THURSDAY - unbutton those jeans because Loose Jeans is back at The C**K, for a night dedicated ...
07/10/2026

This Week at The C**K…! 😉

THURSDAY - unbutton those jeans because Loose Jeans is back at The C**K, for a night dedicated to the baddest gal Rihanna badgalriri …doors open 7pm [TICKET LINK IN BIO] 🔥

FRIDAY - The pop king Jamie Bull is back on C**K grounds from 10-2am, expect all your pop anthems you love! 🤩

SATURDAY - Phil Marriott returns behind our decks from 10-2am, a real dance party all night long! 💋

SUNDAY - Q***r Stand Up Comedy takes over The C**K, with FUNNY SOUL ruling the night. Hosted by Adam Isdale and headlined by Fab Goualin 🇫🇷 🇳🇬 🇬🇧 …🧡 Doors open 5pm [TICKET LINK IN BIO] 👀

- HAPPY HOURS
[ Thu & Sun | 2-4-1 C**Ktails | 5-9pm ]

Mr Ted’s QUIZ is BACK…! 👀After years away, Mr Ted returns to The C**K for night  of trivia, music, mischief and mayhem.E...
06/10/2026

Mr Ted’s QUIZ is BACK…! 👀

After years away, Mr Ted returns to The C**K for night of trivia, music, mischief and mayhem.

Expect sharp question, music rounds, lip-syncing, prizes and plenty of theatrical chaos! Think you know your stuff…time to prove it! 🧠

- Thursday 22nd October
- Doors Open 5pm
- Quiz Starts 8pm

Coming solo or short on numbers? We’ll help you find a team!

Prepare for QUIZZIE night at The C**K! 😵‍💫

Sunday is looking FUNNY this week…💙FUNNY SOUL returns to The C**K for another night of q***r stand up comedy…and the sup...
05/10/2026

Sunday is looking FUNNY this week…💙

FUNNY SOUL returns to The C**K for another night of q***r stand up comedy…and the supporting acts have dropped!

- Leo Mahr Leo Mahr
- Marco Del Valle Marco Del Valle
- Caz Thorne Caz
- Ki Griffin ki griffin
- Shivtastic shivtasticcomedy

Headlined by Fab Goualin 🇫🇷 🇳🇬 🇬🇧 and hosted by Adam Isdale it’ll be a night full of alot of soul and q***r chaos! 🧡

- This Sunday 11th October
- Doors Open 5pm
- Showtime 7pm
[TICKET LINK IN BIO] Selling Fast! 👀
***rcomedy

Saturday Turned UP! Welcome AAMYKO back into our club for real heated session from 10-2am TONIGHT! 🔥 Spinning tracks all...
03/10/2026

Saturday Turned UP!

Welcome AAMYKO back into our club for real heated session from 10-2am TONIGHT! 🔥 Spinning tracks all night…

We’ve got those Friday Feellssss…🔥Introducing the fabulously talented Grace Goslin to C**K grounds TONIGHT from 10-2am…a...
02/10/2026

We’ve got those Friday Feellssss…🔥

Introducing the fabulously talented Grace Goslin to C**K grounds TONIGHT from 10-2am…and boy does she get a crowd going! 🤩

C**ky Weekend Rewind…😉BACK for our weekly ritual C**K loverssss!
01/10/2026

C**ky Weekend Rewind…😉

BACK for our weekly ritual C**K loverssss!

POUR IT. It’s Thursday. 😉Thursday is the new Friday…so, get yourself to The C**K for 2-4-1 on select C**Ktails from 5-9p...
01/10/2026

POUR IT. It’s Thursday. 😉

Thursday is the new Friday…so, get yourself to The C**K for 2-4-1 on select C**Ktails from 5-9pm TONIGHT!

Margarita? Of course…🍋‍🟩

SERVE IT. Happy Hour at The C**K!

Septembers TOP DOG has been crowned…BRODY! 🏆Everyone give a big round of so-paws for our September Doggie of the Month, ...
30/09/2026

Septembers TOP DOG has been crowned…BRODY! 🏆

Everyone give a big round of so-paws for our September Doggie of the Month, Brody ♥️

Fancy seeing your pup take the title next month? Join us at our next DOGGIE SUNDAY SOCIAL - Halloween Costume Party 🎃 From 5pm!

- Sunday 25th October
- Doors Open 5pm
- Spookiest Doggie Outfit Wins a Prize! 🚨

Credit to the amazing Dog Photographer Virginie Petorin , who will be joining us at our next Doggie Event!

FUNNY SOUL is returning BACK to The C**K! 💙Our favourite night of q***r stand-up comedy returns for another round of big...
30/09/2026

FUNNY SOUL is returning BACK to The C**K! 💙

Our favourite night of q***r stand-up comedy returns for another round of big laughs, filthy minds and very Funny Souls…🧡

This time Fab Goualin 🇫🇷 🇳🇬 🇬🇧 is headlining, with Adam Isdale hosting the chaos…plus some very special guests to be announcced!

- Sunday 11th October
- Doors Open 5pm
- Showtime 7pm
[TICKET LINK IN BIO] Via DesignMyNight

Come for The C**K. Stay for the Funny Soul. 🧡💙

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340 Kennington Road
London
SE114LD

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