30/09/2026
🚨 MISSING PERSON: MANOJ 🚨
It’s past 2pm and we have a situation at the Rose & Crown…
Manoj isn’t here. 😳
For those unfamiliar with Manoj’s schedule, he’s usually through our doors by 2pm like it’s written into his employment contract.
Apparently he’s “staying late at work today.” 🤨
Now, Manoj says this regularly.
Manoj has also, historically, demonstrated absolutely no ability to actually stay late at work. 😂
So naturally, we’re concerned.
His usual spot is waiting.
The Bulmers is getting nervous.
Staff morale is deteriorating by the minute.
COME BACK MANOJ. 😭🍺
If anyone sees him actually working past 2pm, photographic evidence will be required because frankly, we don’t believe it.