26/05/2026
Current situation: too hot for unnecessary movement.
As many of you will understand, wearing a luxurious black fur coat in this weather is… challenging.
I remain handsome, obviously, but honestly it’s a lot.
Thankfully the beer garden foliage provides excellent shade, a cool breeze and the purr-fect hidden vantage point for observing the humans.
Who’s on a first date?
Who’s pretending this is their last pint?
Who’s dropped a chip?
Nothing escapes my whisker-sharp judgement.
If you need me, I’ll be tucked away in the greenery like a tiny panther with management responsibilities.
Taking a brief paws off before returning to my supervisory duties.
Stay cool. And drink water. Or a cheeky pint.
Slow blinks all round,
— Blade 🐾🌿