Malcolm's Cafe

26/09/2026

I cut my hair

20/09/2026

A message for Ed Sheeran

13/09/2026

It all kicked off this week

04/09/2026

Steve’s building an AI data centre in the basement

20/08/2025

Sunset on Koh Phangnan

14/12/2023

Happy Hanukkah

28/08/2023

They’re letting us sleep in the pub on a blow up mattress We’re supposed to be on holiday

24/06/2023

I tried AI

01/05/2023

That would have been a good gig

28/03/2023

Another message for Matt Hancock

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12/03/2023

Gary Lineker’s been given the boot

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07/03/2023

A message for Matt Hancock

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05/03/2023

A bit of maths advice for Boris

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27/02/2023

We’ve run out of salad

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