20/07/2026
🚨 TOURIST SEASON SURVIVAL KIT 🚨
Dodging caravans? ✔️
Stuck behind someone doing 20mph on a road to Bude? ✔️
Heard "Where's the nearest beach?" for the 47th time today? ✔️
Sounds like you deserve a proper Cornish cream tea.
🍓 Cream Tea for just £5! 🍓
Fresh scone, proper jam, clotted cream and a decent cuppa... because some traditions are worth keeping, even if your favourite parking spot isn't. 😏
Whether you're a local needing a break from the madness or a visitor learning the jam first rule, we've got you covered.
See you soon... before the queue gets longer than the A39. 😉☕