06/09/2026
🎄🐾 A CHRISTMAS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE FURRY ONE…
Right. I know what you’re thinking, everyone…
“FURRY ONE… IT’S ONLY SEPTEMBER!” 🙄
I know, I know.
But here’s something to scare the Christmas baubles out of you…
🎄 THERE ARE ONLY 15 FRIDAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 🎄
Yep.
FIFTEEN.
Still think I’m early? 😏🐾
And some of you clever lot actually booked your Christmas tables before you left us LAST Christmas.
Suddenly, they don’t look quite so daft, do they? 😂
Our Christmas diary already has bookings in, and those popular dates fill up FAST.
We’ve got all the usual Lantern Christmas magic — twinkling lights, Christmas trees, decorations everywhere and that cosy little Lantern looking properly Christmassy. ✨🎄
And then there’s the important bit…
THE FOOD. 🥩🐾
For our regular Christmas bookings, it’s the full Lantern menu — all your favourites, just as you know them.
Steaks. Fish. Stroganoff. Garlic mushrooms. And approximately 4,000 onion rings that I am STILL apparently not allowed to eat. 😒🐾
Fancy making The Lantern all yours? 🎄
We’re also available for exclusive private Christmas parties, where your group can take over the whole restaurant.
For exclusive hire or larger parties, we can discuss creating a smaller choice menu to suit your party — making life a whole lot easier when you’re trying to collect everyone’s pre-orders.
Because apparently chasing 30 people with “What do you want for your starter?” isn’t anybody’s idea of Christmas cheer. 😂
Basically, you get The Lantern to yourselves.
I’m assuming I come with the building. 🐾😂
We’re also taking bookings for our Friday Christmas lunches.
Now for a tiny bit of boring human admin… 🥱🐾
For all bookings from 1st December through to Christmas Eve, a £20 per person deposit is required to secure your table.
The deposit is non-refundable and non-transferable, but will, of course, be deducted from your final bill.
For tables of 7 or more, we’ll also need your full pre-order — starters, mains and sides.
Apparently, “just bring me beef” isn’t considered a proper pre-order. 🤷♂️🥩
And before anyone asks…
We’re closed Christmas Day, Boxing Day and throughout Twixmas.
Apparently the humans need a rest.
I don’t. But nobody asked me. 🙄🐾
We’re currently on our annual leave, but you can still get your Christmas booking started:
📞 01482 327604 — give us a call and leave a message
💬 Send us a message on Facebook Messenger
📧 [email protected]
The humans will get back to you.
🎄 BOOK EARLY. 🎄
Because apparently…
“Furry One, just squeeze another table in” is NOT an acceptable Christmas booking strategy.
I’ve asked. 🐾😂
The Furry One 🐾 x