No Monkey Business Keswick

No Monkey Business Keswick Relax, reconnect,

Cutting out isn’t missing out

Serving adaptogenic drinks, alcohol-free cocktails, and fresh, flavour-packed food — all in a cosy, modern space designed for good vibes only.

🍁🍂 Cosy season is officially here… and we are SO ready for it! 🍂🍁There’s nothing quite like wrapping your hands around a...
23/09/2026

🍁🍂 Cosy season is officially here… and we are SO ready for it! 🍂🍁

There’s nothing quite like wrapping your hands around a cup of our Real Belgian Hot Chocolate on a fresh autumn day. 🤎☕

Made with delicious melted Belgian milk or dark chocolate, it’s already pretty special… but why stop there? 😉
Add a marshmallow skewer and a generous swirl of cream for the ultimate next-level indulgence! ✨

The perfect autumn treat awaits… 🍫☕🍂
Come and get cosy with us! 🤎

📸 Margareta Lamackova

Thanks to Margareta for taking the time to leave us a lovely review after enjoying her recent visit… 💕“Lovely little caf...
22/09/2026

Thanks to Margareta for taking the time to leave us a lovely review after enjoying her recent visit… 💕

“Lovely little cafe in Keswick! The food is so flavourful and the hot chocolate is a must! The staff is also very attentive and kind, would highly recommend!”

Have you been to visit us recently? What did you have and what are you looking forward to trying next? 😋

📸 Margareta Lamackova

21/09/2026

Best Caramel Latte in Keswick? ☕️ ✨

Suzanne got in touch to let us know that her husband thinks our Caramel Latte is the best he’s ever tasted! 🙌 🥰

Have you tried it yet? We’d love to know what you think! 💕

LAUNCHING SOON… our delicious Sunday Lunch! 👌 ✨ We’re excited to bring you a fresh take on Sunday Lunch - think local in...
20/09/2026

LAUNCHING SOON… our delicious Sunday Lunch! 👌 ✨

We’re excited to bring you a fresh take on Sunday Lunch - think local ingredients, functional botanicals, and zero monkey business.

Watch this space.... 👀

DID YOU KNOW… you can find all our menus on our website? 🍴🤩Fancy a little look before you visit? Have a browse, see what...
19/09/2026

DID YOU KNOW… you can find all our menus on our website? 🍴🤩

Fancy a little look before you visit? Have a browse, see what’s tempting you and get those tastebuds working! 😋

You can even book a table in advance if you like to be super organised… but don’t worry if you’re more spontaneous - walk-ins are always welcome too! 💕

So, what are you waiting for? Come and join us this weekend for good food, good drinks and good times. 🥂✨

We’d LOVE to see you! ❤️

🔗 https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk

It might be grey and drizzly out there today 🌧️ but our SUPER TASTY lunch menu is bringing all the sunshine vibes! 😎☀️ T...
18/09/2026

It might be grey and drizzly out there today 🌧️ but our SUPER TASTY lunch menu is bringing all the sunshine vibes! 😎☀️

Take our Korean BBQ Pulled Pork Burger - slow-cooked pulled pork shoulder glazed in our house-made Korean BBQ sauce, topped with gochujang mayo and kimchi, and served with a fresh cucumber & sesame salad. 🍔 ✨

Sweet, spicy, and just a little bit messy… exactly how a great burger should be. 😋 👌

Who’s coming to brighten up their lunch break? 💕

Huge thanks to Immy! 🧁 for sharing these fab photos and kind words after enjoy a recent visit! 🥰“| got French toast with...
17/09/2026

Huge thanks to Immy! 🧁 for sharing these fab photos and kind words after enjoy a recent visit! 🥰

“| got French toast with strawberries and Nutella absolutely amazing!!! I also got a white chocolate hazelnut mocha with custard cream cold foam.

Amazing service would come here again! 🥰”

Have you been to visit us recently? We’d really appreciate it if you could spare a couple of minutes to leave a quick review. And remember to tag us in your photos when you visit… we’re going to be announcing a little treat soon! 💕

Who’s ready for cosy season? 🥰🍁🍂When it looks this good, hell yeah! 🤩
16/09/2026

Who’s ready for cosy season? 🥰🍁🍂

When it looks this good, hell yeah! 🤩

Thanks to Drew for taking the time to leave a quick review after enjoying his breakfast with us the other day. “A warm w...
15/09/2026

Thanks to Drew for taking the time to leave a quick review after enjoying his breakfast with us the other day.

“A warm welcome followed by a super tasty breakfast and a great coffee.”

Sounds like the perfect start to the day! 🤩🙌

Breakfast is served every day 9-11:30, come join us! 🥓 🍳 🥐 🥑 ☕️

14/09/2026

Lovely to see everyone enjoying eating and drinking al fresco… 😎☀️

Our outdoor tables are the perfect place to enjoy a relaxing lunch and watch the world go by.

Come join us! 💕

Address

43 Main Street
Keswick
CA125DS

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441768780844

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