11/07/2026
โ๏ธ๐บ THE SUNโS OUTโฆ AND PRODUCTIVITY HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CANCELLED. ๐บโ๏ธ
That washing? Leave it.
The grass? Itโll still be there tomorrow.
The diet? Behave yourself. ๐
Get yourself down to the pub, find a sunny spot and let us take care of the important stuffโฆ
๐ Delicious food
๐บ Cold pints
โ๏ธ Glorious sunshine
โฝ ENGLAND AT 10PM
With temperatures like this, regular hydration breaks are VERY importantโฆ ๐ฆ
We saw it on the football, so it must be official. ๐๐
Luckily, our bar is fully equipped for hydration breaks all day. ๐บ๐น
Doctor's orders. Probably.
โฝ๐ฅ AND THENโฆ MATCH TIME! ๐ฅโฝ
Tonight, WHEN England score โ yes, WHEN, we're manifesting positivity here ๐ โ IT'S FREE SHOT TIME! ๐ฅ๐
England score.
We cheer.
You get a free shot
So get fed, get settled and prepare yourself emotionally for 90 minutes of shouting โPASS IT!โ, โSHOOT!โ and โI COULD'VE SCORED THAT!โ at professional footballers.
COME ON ENGLAND!! โฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ