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Friday down at K&M! 🍟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Well, here we are again. The weekend is only hours away, and tonight Scotland take on Morocc...
19/06/2026

Friday down at K&M! 🍟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Well, here we are again. The weekend is only hours away, and tonight Scotland take on Morocco. Could it be a famous night? It’s the hope that gets you every time! 🤣🤣

To mark the occasion, we’ve gone full Scottish and brought out the haggis! Served on a bed of chips and topped with chicken, bacon, and a rich peppercorn sauce. Absolute beauty.

Fancy something sweet? Why not treat yourself to one of our wee trifles? Is there no end to K’s talents? 😍

M will see you from 7:30pm.

Have a great Friday, folks!

When you just can’t resist the Grazey Days van!!! Chicken, bacon and leek pie comes highly recommended 🤤🤤
18/06/2026

When you just can’t resist the Grazey Days van!!! Chicken, bacon and leek pie comes highly recommended 🤤🤤

Thursday down at K&MWell, here we are at the tail end of the week again!!M is in the bad books… again! 😆 When you pop in...
18/06/2026

Thursday down at K&M

Well, here we are at the tail end of the week again!!

M is in the bad books… again! 😆 When you pop in today, just casually mention the word “caravan” and watch K’s face. If nothing else, M certainly knows how to keep things interesting! 🤣

Anyway, today’s munch will be chicken & chorizo rice. 🌶️🍗🍚

No sweets today, I’m afraid, but there’s a tasty treat lined up for tomorrow! 😋

M will be there from around 7:30am.

See you later! 👋😊

Wednesday Down at K&M ☠️🍛Midweek already…Feels like only yesterday M was conducting a full forensic investigation into h...
17/06/2026

Wednesday Down at K&M ☠️🍛

Midweek already…

Feels like only yesterday M was conducting a full forensic investigation into his weekend decisions, declaring he was “aff it” and would never touch another drink again.

A miraculous recovery has since taken place.

Less than 72 hours later he’s discussing Friday night’s game plan and the merits of a nicely chilled cider like the previous incident never happened. The human body is remarkable. Memory, less so.

Today’s life-saving ration is:

🍛 Chicken Curry & Chips 🍟

M will have the hatch open from 7:30am, serving breakfasts, banter, and helping the local workforce cling to consciousness until lunchtime.

See you there… if you’ve survived Tuesday. 😈☕️🍴

Tuesday down at K&M! ☕🍽️M reckons Monday was a proper struggle… anyone else think it might be his own fault for overdoin...
16/06/2026

Tuesday down at K&M! ☕🍽️

M reckons Monday was a proper struggle… anyone else think it might be his own fault for overdoing it at the weekend? 🤔 Especially at his age!!! 😂

Anyway, on we roll with the week, and today’s special is:

🧀 Mac & Cheese
➕ Add black pudding
➕ Add bacon
➕ Or add both… we don’t judge! 😎

Now hold on to your hats… 🎩

K has been baking!!! 🍪

And she’s gone all out with:

🍪 Kinder Cookies
🍪 Mint Aero Cookies
🍪 Chocolate Chip Cookies

PLUS…

🥞 Fresh Pancakes!

Holy smokes, we’re treating you lot for a Tuesday! 😍

M will see you from 7:30am!

Monday at K&M ☕🥣Short and sweet update. M may still be a little fragile!Yes, we are open tomorrow from 7:30. There’ll be...
14/06/2026

Monday at K&M ☕🥣

Short and sweet update. M may still be a little fragile!

Yes, we are open tomorrow from 7:30. There’ll be soup of some sort and all the usual stuff.

End of message 🤣🤣

Friday down at K&M 🎉Woop woop… we made it through the week and now the weekend’s clocking in for its shift 🍻We’ve got a ...
11/06/2026

Friday down at K&M 🎉

Woop woop… we made it through the week and now the weekend’s clocking in for its shift 🍻
We’ve got a feeling M is absolutely going to kick the a**e out of this weekend, so don’t be shocked if Monday starts with a “gentle launch” 🤣

🌭 Munchkin specials this week:

• THE DOGGER is back
• CHICKEN TIKKA CURRY making a glorious return 🔥

🍰 Sweet treat situation:
Kinder Cheesecake… and honestly it deserves its own fan club.

M will be there from around 8 tomorrow morning getting the weekend vibes brewing nice and early ☕⚡

Thursday down at K&M 🍽️🍺Right troops, we’ve nearly crawled to the end of the week and tomorrow the greatest sporting eve...
10/06/2026

Thursday down at K&M 🍽️🍺

Right troops, we’ve nearly crawled to the end of the week and tomorrow the greatest sporting event known to mankind kicks off… meaning M will be glued to 104 games while pretending he’s “just resting his eyes” by halftime of game two ⚽️ 📺

To keep everybody fuelled and to soak up the emotional damage of your accumulator collapsing before midnight, we’re going old school tomorrow with a massive pot of mince on the go and enough buttery tatties to sink a fishing boat 🥔🧈

K’s had the day off baking today, mainly because apparently humans need “rest” and “sleep”, so there’s only a couple bits of brownie left for the scavengers circling the hatch 👀🍫

BUT… she’ll be back at it tomorrow night getting stuck into the Friday TRIFLE orders like a woman possessed 🍓🍮

If you want one, get your name down quicker than a bloke claiming the last stool at the bar. The list’s growing faster than M’s excuses for needing “just one more game on” 😅

Hatch open from 7:30 folks 🍴🍺

Wednesday down at K&M Well folks not long now until the World Cup kicks off and we have a month of football, albeit we w...
10/06/2026

Wednesday down at K&M
Well folks not long now until the World Cup kicks off and we have a month of football, albeit we won’t see most of the games due to timing but hey as long as we are all watching when Scotland lift the trophy that’s all that matters!!

Food wise we have decided to have a special that gives a wee nod to our Italian friends who sadly aren’t gonna be there 🤣🤣

Meatball subs

Now K is obviously testing M’s resolve with the whole healthier lifestyle and has come up with:

Dime bar cookies 🤤
Chocolate Brownie

M will try his hardest to make sure these are for sale and not eaten 🤦‍♂️

Hatch opens 7:30

09/06/2026

Tuesday down at K&M
Day 2 of M trying to be healthier and to be honest hangery is defo a thing!!! All for the greater good (greater good) so it is!!

However the good news is that he won’t continue to punish you lot and although there will still be salad sandwiches available on the van todays special is a little more “K&M”!

Mac and cheese and chips! extra toppings?? Have what you want!

No sweet treat today however there is a new flavour cookie heading your way tomorrow!

Anyway M will have the hatch open from 7:30!

Address

Carsegate Road
Inverness

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 2:30pm
Tuesday 7am - 2:30pm
Wednesday 7am - 2:30pm
Thursday 7am - 2:30pm
Friday 7am - 2:30pm
Saturday 8am - 1pm

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+447717695081

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