Market Tavern Hindley

14/08/2026

Do any of these feel familiar? 🤔 Tag away

- the one who always wants a game of pool
- the one who somehow avoids buying a round
- the one who asks for the same song to be played every time
- the one who does an Irish goodbye
- the one who comes back with shots
- the one who don't know when to go home
- the one who goes home to soon
-the one who thinks they can sing
-the one who ditches the mates for a girl

You've definitely got a mate for each of these 😂

14/08/2026

14/08/2026

🚨 WE NEED YOUR PRAYERS! 😂🍻

We’re OPEN TODAY from 10am till 2am… yes, you read that right! Someone clearly needs to check on us. 🤣

👫 Tasha & Teddy are on a DOUBLE SHIFT together… pray for their sanity! 😂
💃 Lily & Kacy are joining us this evening to save the day!

🏉⚽🏇 LOTS of live sports
🎤🎧 DJ James with karaoke
👧 Kids welcome until 7pm

Come keep us company, have a laugh and most importantly… keep Tasha & Teddy awake! 😂🍻

📍 The Market Tavern
Let the madness commence! ❤️

13/08/2026

Probably the last hot day of the year 😎😎😎

Come and enjoy the beer garden in this lovely weather and the fantastic offers at the bar.... 🌞🌞🌞🌞

13/08/2026

😂🍻 BACK TO TEDDY & TASHA FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO WORK! 🍻😂
Yep… we’re back to the daily battle of who works and who has the kids 🤣
Because let’s face it… at this point COMING TO WORK IS THE BREAK! 😂🙈🍺
We’re HALFWAY THROUGH THE 6 WEEKS HOLIDAYS! 🎉
Halfway there… WE CAN DO THIS! WE WILL SURVIVE! 💪🤣
Probably. Hopefully. Send help. 😂
So come down, say hi 👋
Give us some much-needed ADULT CONVERSATION 🗣️🤣
Keep us busy… and remind us what it’s like to talk about something other than snacks, arguing and “MUMMMMM!” 😭😂
🍻 The Market Tavern
Where work currently feels suspiciously like a day off! 🤣🍺

12/08/2026

🧠 WEDNESDAY AT THE MARKET TAVERN! 🧠🍻

Wednesday’s sorted… all you need to do is turn up! 😂

☀️ Alfie’s on the day shift – keeping the place under control… or at least pretending to! 😇🍺

🌙 Then Lily takes over for the evening – so expect plenty of laughs and probably a bit of singing if you ask nicely! 🎤😂

🧠📱 SMART QUIZ FROM 7.30PM
Think you’re clever? Come and prove it!
Or just come along, guess wildly and blame your teammates when you lose 🤣🏆

🍷 BOTTLES OF JACK RABBIT WINE – ONLY £10!
Because sometimes the answer to the quiz is simply… more wine. 😂🍷

⚽ LIVE SPORTS on the screens
🎱 POOL TABLE – settle those pub arguments properly
🎯 DART BOARD – aim for the board… that’s all we ask 😂

Good drinks, live sport, questionable quiz knowledge and plenty of pub banter!

📍 The Market Tavern
Come spend your Wednesday with us! 🍻💃

11/08/2026

TUESDAY AT THE MARKET TAVERN 🍻

SHOCK NEWS… 🚨 Tasha & Teddy are NOT fighting over who gets to work today! 😂🙌

We’ve actually got staff in! 🎉
👉 Alfie holding the fort on the day shift
👉 Lily taking over for the evening 🍻

Which means Tasha & Teddy BOTH get the absolute privilege of sharing the parenting duties for the day… 😭😂

Because apparently 6 weeks of school holidays is meant to be FUN?! 🤨

Only another “Muuuum!”… “Daaaad!”… snack request… argument… and “I’M BORED!” every 3 minutes to survive. 🤯😂

WE CAN DO THIS. 💪
WE WILL SURVIVE.
Probably. 🤣🍷

Meanwhile, Alfie & Lily will be enjoying the peace and quiet of… WORK! 😂🍻

📍 The Market Tavern

10/08/2026

When the customer who’s ALWAYS got a full pint in hand suddenly asks for a HALF… 😳🍺

Sorry… a WHAT?! A HALF?! 👂😂We genuinely thought our ears were broken!

But here at the Market Tavern… we listen and we don’t judge 👀🤐

Okay… maybe we laughed a tiny bit! 😂😂

Don’t worry, your little half pint is safe with us 🤏🍺What happens at the bar, stays at the bar! 🤣