Greedy Ted’s Guisborough

Greedy Ted’s Guisborough 🍕 Pizzeria | 🍺 Bar | 🍳 Kitchen. Slinging Neapolitan Pizza Since 2020.
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23/05/2026

Good luck to Middlesbrough today in the big match at Wembley! We won’t be showing it, but if you’re in dire need of carbs after the game (or if you’re not a fan and just need a safe haven from football) we’ve got you covered 😉

Grab one of our Ted’s Late Night Bites sharing boards with 2 house drinks for £30:

🍕 Mozzarella stuffed crust dippers with dip
🍕 7” stuffed crust garlic pizza bread
🍕 Dough balls with garlic butter
🍕 Crispy potato skins with dip
🍷 2 house draught pints, cocktails or wines

The bank holiday weekend starts here! 🍻 The weather is looking BEAUTIFUL this weekend, so come and grab a few slices wit...
22/05/2026

The bank holiday weekend starts here! 🍻 The weather is looking BEAUTIFUL this weekend, so come and grab a few slices with an ice cold drink to start it right 🍕 ☀️

Opening times:

Friday: 4pm-10pm
Saturday: 12 midday-10pm
Sunday: 5pm-9pm
Monday: CLOSED

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14/05/2026

The weekend is calling … do you see your favourite here? 🍷 Just some of our delicious tipples available - only from the best !

Where’s your favourite spot in Ted’s? Cosy couch at the front, a window seat, or a cosy tucked away table? 🍕 Call us or ...
22/04/2026

Where’s your favourite spot in Ted’s? Cosy couch at the front, a window seat, or a cosy tucked away table? 🍕

Call us or DM to book your favourite seat for this week ☎️

11/04/2026

Introducing Ted’s Late Night Bites 🍕 Perfect for sharing (or not… Ted wouldn’t 😏), this evening nibble board for two includes:

🐾 Doughballs with garlic butter
🐾 Stuffed crust dippers (your choice of fillings)
🐾 Crispy potato skins with dip
🐾 7” mozzarella stuffed crust garlic tomato pizza bread

Plus your pick of 2 drinks from the house cocktails, draught pints or medium house wines 🍷

All for just £30! 🤤

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for … it’s finally courtyard weather! ☀️ Finish your day in our cosy courtyard with ...
08/04/2026

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for … it’s finally courtyard weather! ☀️ Finish your day in our cosy courtyard with a crisp cold drink in hand, hot pizza and cosy fire pits as the evening cools down. 🔥

🚲 Cycling over? Get 10% OFF your food with our BikeScene I Specialized Guisborough Pedal & Pizza promotion when you park in our courtyard and notify our staff (we decided to continue it throughout April!) 🌟

Book your table now by calling us or send us DM ✉️

EASTER SPECIAL 🐰 Don’t miss it! 🤤 Swipe for topping details - slow roasted Greek lamb, sun blush tomatoes, tzatziki, fet...
03/04/2026

EASTER SPECIAL 🐰 Don’t miss it! 🤤 Swipe for topping details - slow roasted Greek lamb, sun blush tomatoes, tzatziki, feta & pink pickled onions! Available this weekend only 🍕

Big news from the kitchen… 🌟 Our very own Ted will be taking over as Head Chef from today! With previous experience in “...
01/04/2026

Big news from the kitchen… 🌟 Our very own Ted will be taking over as Head Chef from today! With previous experience in “quality control” (specialising in crust munching) he’ll be bringing us a brand new menu addition: Quattro di Treato 🍕 Pairs well with your favourite red and is sure to get some tails wagging🍷

Happy April from everyone at Greedy Ted’s 😉 We won’t *actually* have Quattro di Treato on the menu tonight, but we’ll be open from 5pm with our Easter special: Greek Lamb & Tzatziki pizza 🍕

23/03/2026

Make your Good Friday plans even better by joining us as we welcome back on Friday 3rd April for some live music 🌟

Ted has agreed to share the spotlight (but never his crusts) to kick off the Easter weekend properly. We were packed to the rafters last time, so book your table now to avoid disappointment. 🍕

Call or DM to book ✉️ ☎️

22/03/2026

Your favourite pasta… now with a twist 🐾🍝 Freshly baked pizza crust bowls, made for scooping, dipping and savouring every last bite. Because leaving sauce behind? Not Ted’s style.

Shown here with our Meatball Picante Pappardelle, but available with any of our pasta dishes - just ask for it in a pizza dough bowl!

Address

5 Church Street
Guisborough

Opening Hours

Wednesday 4pm - 10pm
Thursday 4pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 10am - 10pm
Sunday 10am - 9pm

Telephone

+441287658244

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